Hilarious!!

Here is my current draft of the Sunland Federation Constitution. More pages of the Constitution are in the comments. 👇🏻

It’s crazy writing a document that could be the most widely read document in the world someday: the Sunland Federation Constitution.

Here’s a list of Top Mafia Suspects… Clearly I view a lot of the people after the red line as “Most Scary” such as DC Talk, Ritz, Hollywood Undead and Shane Bernard.

When I see accusations about Maverick City being organized crime & Bieber’s twin being a pedophile, I know that the “Holy Spirit” helped me. Bieber’s twins were hallelujahed on… Marked Evil by Alleilua: Taylor Swift Lana Del Rey Thursday Alt-J Iggy Azaelia Katy Perry Underoath Silverstein Big Sean

What happened is I got embarrassed of my Constitution’s introduction. I’ll try not to show you guys any more versions of my Constitution until tomorrow night. 🥱

Here is the current draft of the Sunland Federation Constitution. Look in the comments for the next section. 👇🏻

Fed: You’re wondering if someone tricked you into talking about the Canadian Prime Minister from the Bank of England. You don’t know what Canadians are like… They REALLY don’t like America. Me: I don’t like America… Canadians always seem to agree with us on doing things I don’t agree with—like war.

Fed: The Bank of England guy knows he’s Bank of America now. You got tricked… Me: You guys can make whatever business decisions with Europe that you want, but I don’t actually have to let Canada join us. Fed: He knows he’s fine… Europe has that much money. Me: 👍🏻 My country is slimming down.

Fed: You know that the Canadian prime minister is in people’s heads right? He always thinks that he can fight a war with America and sell oil to Europe. All he ever thinks about is military… Me: I think a lot of people from the Canadian government are in people’s heads, & England is not my friend.

I feel like I’m too tired to keep working on the first draft of the Sunland Federation Constitution.

This is Day 1 of Writing a Modern Constitution where the government doesn’t have to break the Constitution. We have to change the name of America or else Canada won’t let us conquer them, and we would end up in an awkward trade war.

I wish people could comment on the Constitution I’m writing.

Writing a Constitution is super time consuming. I spent a whole hour and a half already…

I don’t know how it’d be possible for me to become King… Non-clones know that it’s better for me to be in charge while restructuring the government and tracking down mafia clones. I want to focus on building 10 million residences, but I have to write the constitution. I’ll start this week…

Opinion on Greenland: Military bases in Greenland are only a priority for me if Canada is part of my country. I want Canada to be part of my country. We can’t force Canada to be part of the US, but if we join w/ Venezuela, Canada might desperately need our partnership. I think we could fuck them…

Fed: Everyone knows the Clintons are sex traffickers—that’s why they skipped the deposition. Me: I talked to Hilary Clinton about how I was a college student for probably 10 minutes when I was 7-years-old. She didn’t notice my age…

Fed: Everyone knows the government is evil.. That’s the problem. Me: There are so many evil people who work for the government that our backs are against the wall… We have no choice but the fight them.

Do I think the Clintons should be arrested for Contempt of Congress? Yes. Under my government, the Senate would have the authority to do most investigations. Congress’s scope would be limited. The queens & I can block congressional subpoenas. The President can ask us to block a subpoena.

This situation is really serious. It’s dangerous to be against super-pedophiles in America. We can’t stop the US government without standing together. The writing’s on the wall It won’t go away. “You Guys are Pedophiles”

You’re threatening to make us not have to do defense for Europe and Australia? My opinion is that we can have military bases there, and in 30 years Greenland will need to join us and Canada so they can get fuel. Or maybe less…

Rainbow Satanica!!! I need you and your English speaking twin.

I think the singer of Butcher Babies looks like Paris Hilton 25% of the time, and the guitar player looks like the drummer from Falling in Reverse.

I’m looking through Butcher Babies songs because she looked like Paris Hilton, and she had a good song with the alleged Skrillex twin. This is the best song I’ve found by them without Skrillex.

I feel like recommending this song doesn’t have to come with a disclaimer. Poppy knows it’s very good… It’d be Poppy’s 10th best song or 7th, and she’d always play it live.

I’ve been kicked off social media before for sharing a screenshot from this music video. They used to be a Christian band…

The writing’s on the wall It won’t go away

I looked up Sky Fall Down live, and I didn’t see a Skrillex clone.

I have to remind myself what the radio is like… This isn’t Sky Falls Down’s best song, but it’s called “Writing on the Wall” like Underoath’s song.

Fed: You can’t break a marijuana stem. If you try to snap it, you will never break the stalk. Me: I think it’s probably very difficult to break the stalks—even after they are fully dried. I’d have to saw it… I feel like we want the stalks whole surrounded by concrete and compressed after drying.

How big of a Gantry crane can we build because I want harnesses for guys up top? My opinion is that I wouldn’t be afraid to arrange bricks while standing between arches. But I’m not sure about doing a building that isn’t at least a mile tall shaped like a pyramid, but better… It’d cause rain…

My opinion is that James Hetfield might be James Hetfield because he can sing like Skrillex.

Fed: The first singer is the guy from Metallica. You don’t even notice it because you’re looking at Skrillex. Fed2: You will never not find him… He’s the most energetic guy on stage every time.

I thought Ben Jewells might be a Skrillex twin.

It’s short, and I liked it.

Are you guys going to buy wood w/ the military’s budget because we can’t just hold wood in storage? I say we build regular half wood high-rises while we test arch-skyscraper building techniques. Assuming the building materials aren’t incredibly more, the military should test my building technique.

My new number 3 suspect is: Simon Pegg “Mission Impossible” didn’t matter until “Mission Impossible 3”. “Star Trek” used to suck. “Hot Fuzz” is a favorite. “Sean of the Dead” is a favorite. I already found 1 of Simon’s twins, but that twin sucks. Paul Haggis is named Haggis, & Pegg is Pegg.

Dystopias don’t seem very bad for most people. Clearly the plan for our dystopia is “almost everyone’s dead”.

Ed Zong from Harvard? I think they just look the same… I went to high school with Ed when I was a tiny child.

Fed: Poor Gracie… Yes that’s my pastor he’s afraid of witchcraft. So am I… Me: Hopefully Gracie understand that she’s stuck with me. She’s clone family… The pastor only looks like Skrillex from a distance, and I feel like everyone starts looking like Skrillex to me.

Gracie’s pastor never looks like Skrillex when I don’t see him from a distance. 1:09:30 I know the pastor is cooler than most of Gracie’s friends…

Suspect collage from Snapchat video.

Cory Asbury is from my Mom and brother’s church. Tyrel Koenes was the Principal at the church’s school. Ty killed himself and sent my brother his suicide note.

Here’s another Skrillex band.

Here’s another Skrillex band.

Skrillex is the most important person I’m looking for.

I don’t like guessing that Gracie Binion’s pastor is a Skrillex twin because he’s a Top 5 Mafia Person Suspect.

At 49 minutes… I’d do a DNA test to see if the pastor is a Skrillex twin. It’s very difficult to see that one…

Do I still think that the Giza Pyramids cause rain? Yes. I think that was the purpose of the pyramids.

Spoiler Alert: Venice was built on a foundation made out of wood drilled into mud and clay.