just popping back on here to say i am crushing my 2025 reading goal

insane thing to post in 2025 but i finally got a library card two weeks ago and it has fundamentally changed my life

32 years old peed on my first ever pregnancy test today and i am only saying this because i am (thank fuck) not pregnant, happy mother’s day weekend to NOT me 😭🙏🏼😰

some serious banger reads from April… 4 books that couldn’t have been more different from one another. The Mighty Red was the only one i was slightly disappointed in (maybe my expectations were too high). also Charlotte McConaghy will pay for her crimes* *making me existentially upset

for someone who hates working saturdays i sure as hell work a lot of saturdays

every app has become un-scrollable. it's done wonders for my reading goals but i miss being unhinged online

asked my dad where he wants to go to dinner tomorrow and he picked the one cuisine i'm deathly allergic to.. you have to laugh sometimes

Wordle 1,401 2/6 🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 lol

this is absolutely not the main takeaway of the movie but the scream i scrumpt when the kid from Jennifer’s Body showed up in Sing Sing

i feel bad for lando who knows he can and should be able to out it all together but is just mentally, emotionally, not there

Wordle 1,400 6/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟨 ⬛⬛🟨🟨⬛ ⬛🟨🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬛🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 😰

Everyone who was a child in the 80s is validated.

my bf and two close friends all being out of town for the (1) week my dad is here is diabolical actually

GOD i need to be two-fisting overpriced canned cocktails at a baseball game rn

Wordle 1,399 3/6 ⬛⬛🟨🟨⬛ 🟨🟩🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 the way i NEVER would have gotten that if i hadn’t guessed the second word

yee, and i cannot stress this enough, haw

A Good Friday? In this economy?

is spotify down if so should i just go home rn?

do we think they’re a big natasha bedding field stan or what

mary rogers came into our office today asking me to pass on a pamphlet about what the conservative part is doing about the CDCP and i said “sure” as i looked her in the eyes, folded her pamphlet up and threw it right in the garbage

almost got run over by two separate cars during the same street crossing i love vancouver drivers 👍🏼👍🏼

my dad comes into town on friday for the first time since my brother’s wedding literally a decade ago do we think i can emotionally guilt trip him into paying off my credit card

Wordle 1,396 3/6 🟩⬛⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 so close yet so far

just now finally watched the race from sunday and oscar piastri take a BOW

listen i know i said i’m really poor rn but i did just book a second tattoo for my birthday

OSCAR PIASTRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

albon nooooooooooooo

my friend invited me to happy hour and i preemptively said yes before asking where and she said Coast and i fear i am wildly underdressed for said establishment

one day i'm going to say to a patient "can you fucking read?" and i'll get fired, sure, but it will feel soooooooo fucking good

booked a 75min therapy session the night before my dad gets into town take care of urselves folks

folks, an old Keg friend of mine suffered a devastating house fire earlier this week that destroyed her home and sadly both her dogs passed away. if you are able to donate or share the link below, i would be forever grateful. gofund.me/a69f6c82

owing taxes and having both my birthday and my partners birthday in the same month should be illegal

i am going to be in a financial hole for the next few months because of my own poor decisions so no one invite me to do anything until at least july

i’ve waited in line twice today so no one has an excuse not to vote. get out there!

nothing will motivate you more to clean your house than forgetting a friend said she would be stopping by this morning

got home at 1am drunk as hell and said idgaf i have to finish my book tonight and guess what i did and im so upset about it

boomer tweet but why the fuck is printer ink four hundred thousand dollars

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i said “i saw all the old men asking for photos so thought it’d be fine if we asked”

we asked for water 15 mins ago and didn’t get any but good thing all the bartenders are swarming him 👍🏼

regrant every 50 yr old man here has already said hello to him so i refuse to be that cringe

rick tocchet is at the bar i’m at lol

Coco Banana’s dad just walked by the office and didn’t look over or wave to me. i’m dead inside.

i’m finally catching up on drive to survive and carlos being sad that he has to pick a backmarker team for his seat has me in shambles

march was a great reading month ☺️

you guys 🥲

if i will do anything it is unpack immediately upon getting home from a trip

landing to snow in calgary does not hit, fam.

didn’t lose my wordle streak while on holiday pls clap for me

hola 🍹