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Is this where I should put an ironic and self-aggrandizing description? Montréal, Qc
What I want is for Nicky Doll to open the next season of Drag Race France by parading across the stage wearing a copy of all those jewels and never addressing it.
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@hintofspy.bsky.social
Hi! Did you get to devour the latest season of The Diplomat? No spoilers, don't worry. I did feel it breathed better than S2. Enjoyed the cadence and how we came to the ending. And welcomed the fan service with open arms!
15 days ago
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@andycastro.com
Got the perfect book for you, boo.
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about 1 month ago
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I assume Hoffman will play Woodall's uncle, in this romantic thriller?
about 1 month ago
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Janel Comeau 🍁
3 months ago
[optimistic for the future of human life on earth] it's good that we're getting a hurricane soon, it might put out some of the uncontrollable wildfires
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My first 5 Steam purchases. Let's not look at how many games I've bought without playing them.
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3 months ago
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Janel Comeau 🍁
3 months ago
me as a kid: wow I can't wait until we have robots and computers for everything me now: if this toaster makes me download an app I am slipping out into the night to start a new life as a mysterious figure occasionally glimpsed in the fog
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They took an old article about augmented reality glasses and did CTRL+R for AR to AI.
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3 months ago
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sam³⁰⁰⁰
3 months ago
Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return
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Justin McElroy 🇨🇦
5 months ago
Vancouver council is debating a giant permanent sign that says "VANCOUVER", and staff say an issue is putting the sign in a place that won't interfere with film shoots. In other words, a giant "VANCOUVER" sign could interfere with vancouver's lucrative business of pretending to be any other city
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Paul Fairie
6 months ago
The average American has 3 eggs, but has demand for 15. So here are 12 photographs of eggs. I am a business man.
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF
6 months ago
[David Attenborough watching me trying to chase down an ice cream truck in my flip flops] Astounding.
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@mearn.me
Saw this back in the bad place and immediately had to make sure you see it.
7 months ago
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Janel Comeau 🍁
7 months ago
Canadian national anthem in English: gosh what a neat place to live. We’re so far north. I love you guys. Canadian national anthem in French: I arise each morning with a sword in my hand and rage in my heart. I have traced the borders of Saskatchewan in blood.
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Kevin M. Kruse
8 months ago
Must be a lot of waste, fraud and abuse in there. I think we should send in a bunch of middle-aged civil servants from the federal government and give them the power to unplug or destroy whatever looks funny to them until Twitter is finally working efficiently.
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Is you wanted a qualificative, that one works for sure. If you want a descriptive, Fascism is appropriate.
8 months ago
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@michaelcrawford.com
Despite all the nonsense happening today, I hope you'll still take time to treat yourself and to stuff that will make you happy for your birthday.
8 months ago
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Janel Comeau 🍁
8 months ago
boy are you the stock market because I don't think I'll ever recover from the way you just went down on me
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Finally some good news, at last.
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9 months ago
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Benny!
9 months ago
This is so goddamn funny
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I thought this was just gonna be delightfully silly, but it's much more clever. Have fun!
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10 months ago
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10 months ago
I liked this visual that was a reply:
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Steve Suckington
10 months ago
you’re singing. you just caught your mom cheating on your dad with Santa Claus and you’re singing
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Dan Cerinthedark
11 months ago
u know muffins, right? What if we shrank ‘em down into lil bites and THEN, blow up the mini muffins 2x the size, to the size of muffins
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Matt Novak
11 months ago
Pensively holding my backyard chicken and making sure to touch my eyes, nose and mouth, as one does
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Pavel
over 1 year ago
Well this is grim
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Gonna rebrand as as-sus-sins.
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11 months ago
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Janel Comeau 🍁
11 months ago
so the assassin turned out to be [rolls dice] a 26-year-old right-wing tech bro from [throws dart] an ultra-rich family in Maryland who hated [picks card] Jordan Peterson and loved to read [spins wheel] The Lorax, the autobiography of Steve-O and the Unabomber manifesto
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BeijingPalmer
11 months ago
the South Korean presidential system can be difficult for Americans to understand. Presidents can only serve a single five-year term, but their prison sentences vary in length.
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We had to know which aunt/uncle/friend had weirdly specific knowledge about stuff, and call them. We basically collected autistic people with various special interests and kept their numbers preciously.
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11 months ago
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Sam
11 months ago
They come out of the earth, out of plants, out of our things and out of our bodies, not new but only previously hidden or perhaps inchoate. I drink them gladly so that they may recede again.
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Themperor Kennedy🐸🏳️🌈
11 months ago
Everything's faster now. Fast food. Shows that get canceled after one season. Tiktok videos. Coups that fail in 25 minutes. No one appreciates anything anymore.
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@trannawintour.bsky.social
You gave us such a fun ride on TV across those Traitors episodes! I hope you enjoyed the experience as well. Sure, you were wrong, but with such aplomb! When we mess up in a game, it's not usually broadcast on TV and online for people to see. You made us all proud. :-)
11 months ago
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"Come on, guys, it was just a tiny attempt at seizing military control of the country, and it didn't even work anyway, so we're cool, right?"
11 months ago
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'i will strangle a horse' on itch.io
11 months ago
Sure thing, Sharepoint. I want to open Excel in my browser. Why not. I want to open my powerpoint slides in minesweeper. I don't care anymore. I want to open a can of coke in a thirty foot concrete cube. Fuck it.
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Darin Self
11 months ago
Enter your password Enter a two-factor code from an app Enter a code from a text message Update your address Accept cookies Go open a window Jump out
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Derek Powazek
11 months ago
Do not speak to me of the grand exoduses of the nineties. I was in the first flame wars. I’ve been banned from sites you’ve never heard of. My chats, lost to history. Text files long composted into the dirt of servers past.
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Jenny Yokobori
12 months ago
As much as people like to clown on Stardew Valley’s romance system, I know for a fact that if a guy gave me my favorite food item, everyday for a year, I’d be considering marriage too
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People of Bluesky, let’s get to know each other better. What is your favourite movie? Quote share your answer in GIF form only.
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12 months ago
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Stockholm's Syndrome is powerful.
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Courtney Milan
12 months ago
One annoying thing about historical research is looking up how long it took to get from A to B in the US by train in 1880 and then looking it up now and realizing it was faster in 1880.
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maple cocaine
12 months ago
Whenever I try to google something I'm reminded that a few years ago you could search "Whats that movie I like with that one guy with the face" and there was a decent chance it would somehow land on the right answer and they just decided to break that for no reason
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Doug Saunders
about 2 years ago
Hello new subscribers! All you need to know is that posts here are called “bleats”
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Rob DenBleyker
over 2 years ago
bluesky now has a a brief, opportune window to rebrand itself as "twitter"
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Ross 🇨🇦🏳️🌈🐻 (he/him)
over 2 years ago
In case one needed some perspective on the SAG strike…
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🗽LOLGOP🗽
over 2 years ago
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s. eek smith 👻
over 2 years ago
Simply starving a fire of oxygen is the most efficient way to put it out. Normalise putting garbage can lids over shitheads until they stop sputtering.
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Watched Nimona last light and was delighted! What a refreshing, clever, gorgeous animated movie, will a badass, chaotic & quirky title character. Treat yourself, it's short, lovely and inventive. Hats off to
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over 2 years ago
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@michaelcrawford.bsky.social
@mearn.bsky.social
With Tweetdeck unusable, I tried the main website and... How do people manage to do anything on this clunky useless website? It doesn't even auto-display new tweets! How are you guys coping? I find myself looking for Tweetdeck every 2 mins.
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