Kyler Gordon must have been a Cubs pitcher in another life with all of these freaking injuries.

The feeling I have right now must be the same one @hockeenight.bsky.social @hockeenightsct.bsky.social had whenever they would finish a BC photo shop back in the day...

Rutgers. Spent. 76. Million. Dollars. On. Football.

Calling it right now: Coach O gets the LSU head coaching job back when Lane Kiffin takes either the Alabama Crimson Tide or the Dallas Cowboys head coaching job in two years...

The Cubs are trying to win the National League Central with a bunch of 2 hitters, 7 hitters, 4th starting pitchers, hopes of warmer days and dreams of a reliever who can actually get outs.

What in the world of football is this? Aston Villa, Illinois Football and the Chicago Bears are all good at the same time?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

The Big Ten's football coaches voted 18-0 against this new rule concerning punt formations. Is America really America any more if we can't punt?!?!?!? #Punt2Win trojanswire.usatoday.com/story/sports...

You would think even the Cubs couldn't pull off having two separate 10-game winning streaks but yet not having the fewest losses in the division before May 19th, however it is going to happen unless they pull off one of the greatest comebacks Wrigley has ever seen tonight.

The radar for the eastern half of Illinois pretty wild right now, just red and orange and yellow all over the place.

Unsolved Mysteries is adding "Cubs pitching" to the list...

BIG CONFORTO might be running out of walls, folks.

“Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.”

Two hits in the 2016 post-season. One was a grand slam. The other drove in what ended up being the World Series-winning run.

Our long national nightmare is over.

The Strongest was stronger than Always Ready was ready.

No word yet on if there will be a Gorilla To Be Named Later as a part of this transaction.

The one time I need an answer before the end of the work day and the other person at my employer who likely knows the answer is training a new employee in another department until 4 PM...................

THEY'LL TAKE THE CLUES AND FIND THE WHERES, THE WHYS AND WHOS

Knows how to score touchdowns in big games against the Packers: www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPG5...

Warren Sharp basically doing the Lord's work in confirming that the Bears don't get any calls LOL.

The only person anywhere that likes the NCAA Basketball Tournaments expanding:

BIG CONFORTO strikes again!

The Cubs are winning all these games with a pitching staff basically made of popsicle sticks, glue and a decade-old piece of cardboard at this point.

May 6th, 1998 - Kerry Wood is about to make a start against the Houston Astros. It has been a tough start to the season for the highly-touted Cubs' pitching prospect, and now he's set to face one of the toughest lineups in the NL. I wonder what that stat line might look like at the end of the day?

Somehow built a worldwide business empire even with an 0-1 lifetime record as an MLB manager.

I thought about it all night, but I have made the call... BIG CONFORTO

An absolute legend of the game.

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Four DOINKS in one game, I believe that ties Cody Parkey's record.

If you don't get this right, I'm sorry but we can't be friends haha!

@hockeenight.bsky.social @hockeenightsct.bsky.social ALERT, ALERT

Two notes from the MLB standings: 6 teams have a double-digit positive run differential, 3 are in first place but the other 3 are all in the NL Central & none are in first place. The division leads total up 4 games in 5 of the 6 divisions... And then 7 games for Atlanta on its own in the NL East.

Update concerning tomorrow:

.500 on the West Coast is .600 better than the Cubs normally do so we'll definitely take it and get out of there LOL!

Ben Brown:

This post 13 days ago was about the Phillies, and it is even more appropriate now considering their interim manager is..... Don Mattingly!!!

@hockeenight.bsky.social @hockeenightsct.bsky.social Might be time for a BIG COUNSELL photoshop haha?!?!?!?!?!?

The Cubs are absolutely just making up names of people now.

Alex Cora's family:

I could be wrong but this kind of feels like a news item that gets announced a few hours, or maybe a day, before some really bad story is leaked/published.

A great 22 minutes on the "Pyramid" winner's circle, which leads me to a perhaps controversial opinion... The winner's circle element of this show was so good that it made the "front game" seem boring and that eventually led to the end of the daily game show. www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1AC...

Pretty sure the Cubs bullpen is now filled with random players from season 32 of my Out Of The Park save.

If I had a nickel every time the Cubs had the bases loaded with nobody out and didn't score a run in my life:

On the other side of things, PCA has seen 10 pitches tonight and swung at 9 of them.

Now he has a great AB to draw a walk!

MO BALLER!!!

Luke Altmyer could get the chance to finally complete former Illinois athletic director Ron Guenther's ultimate dream - An Illini quarterback leading his team to victories at Ford Field.

It is a shame that the Red Sox finally won a couple titles because otherwise there's a manager out there leading a sports organization in red that knows nothing but ending the season in second place no matter what, and thus would have been a perfect fit. ... ... ... Mikel Arteta

Appreciate the Dodgers making a bobblehead, albeit 10 years after the fact, for the player that drove in perhaps the most important insurance run in baseball history........... Miguel Montero.