7-Up Tropical zero is 🔥.

You know it’s a quality gas station if there’s a Stuckey’s bench outside.

While I’ve never been to one, I’ve always imagined a spaghetti dinner at a church to be one of life’s great pleasures.

13 years ago today Sgt Slaughter showed up at the studios and put me in the cobra clutch. Or camel clutch. I forget what it was called. Delightful.

I think I like the Rams getting the points today.

I really want this Little Caesars mug on eBay but part of me says $45 is too much.

Any good shows on Quibi?

Dolphins open as 2 point favorites over the Jets next Sunday.

Dolphins will need to win against the Jets next week. And the Jets will start Tyrod Taylor over Aaron Rodgers. And Tyrod is a Dolphins killer. And so it is written.

Nothing better than a family outing to see a movie in 4DX.

A delightful post-Christmas lunch w/ @joshappel.bsky.social. I just hate that Hooters serves Pepsi and not Coke.

Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah from beautiful Boca Raton, Fl! 🎄 🕎

There’s an 11am bowl game to bet today?? It’s like Christmas and Hanukkah came early!

This is everything you need to know about me.

Dolphins opened as 2 1/2 point favorites over the 49ers tomorrow. It’s now at Fins +1.

My son knows me so well.

Very special Hochman & Crowder Show today! It’s the 13th Annual Channing Crowder Toy Drive to benefit the Boys & Girls Clubs of Broward County. We’re broadcasting live from the Lester H White Boys & Girls Club in Fort Lauderdale from 2-6pm. Please stop by with a new, unwrapped toy if you can!

I’m forever grateful we could all share that free kick on Bluesky.

Had our holiday party at top golf today. Perfect spot for an office party— casual, active, and perfect. The worst holiday party is a cruise to nowhere. No one wants to be a hostage to a party cruise.

Dolphins open as 2 1/2 point favorites over the 49ers next Sunday.

Can’t wait for Monday’s show.

Not gonna lie… Feeling pretty good about this 8 leg anytime TD parlay I just placed.

I don’t do Spotify, so I don’t get a year end wrap up. But I do do Starbucks…

Age yourself with a movie you saw in the theater as a kid.

I meet a friend for lunch once a year at Cici’s pizza. I will not allow Cici’s slander on this account. $8.99 all you can eat za. Def worth a stop once a year for a little fun.

The Miami Hurricanes open as 1 point favorites over Iowa State in the Pop Tarts Bowl.

Doing the show live at Gulfstream Park today.

Does my McRib look a little floppy?

God bless December in South Florida!

Dolphins open as 6 1/2 point favorites over the Jets next Sunday.

So instead of trying to score a 4th down TD with a Heisman caliber QB, Mario chose to kick a field goal in order to still have to score a TD AND try to stop a Syracuse offense you were unable to stop all day. Shockingly dumb.

Maybe too chilly for a beach day with @lauriehoch.bsky.social

What a gift!! Thank you McDonalds for the 1/2 gallon bottle of McRib sauce. Quite possibly the nicest surprise I’ve ever gotten!

Tua put some fucking sleeves and gloves on. We know you’re cold. You’re not impressing us. You stink in the cold. Get warmer.

First half has been demoralizing for the Dolphins. Any chance they can get this thing together?

First 5 minutes of this game the Dolphins look like bumbling idiots.

Why is Rudy Giuliani driving the McDonalds float?

Happy Thanksgiving everyone! I give thanks that the McRib is back.

Packers open as a 3 point favorite over the Dolphins on thanksgiving day. 🐬🦃

I could do without Skylar Thompson or Julian Hill on any of my teams ever.

It is a picture perfect day at Mizner Park in beautiful downtown Boca Raton!

Fantastic time at Whisky Stars & Cigars last night. Appreciate all the 560 WQAM listeners and staff who came out. Really fun!

TAKE THAT RFK!

Anyone remember this banger from 1990?

Dolphins open as a 7 1/2 point favorite next Sunday vs New England.

It’s Jonnu’s world. We’re just living in it! #MiamiDolphins

She asked.

That’s what I have left in my Hard Rock Bet account.

I enjoyed the hell out of the #TysonPaul fight. I don’t care what anyone says.

Constant buffering. Annoying.