So my oven broke last night. It’s been an interesting day. Thank goodness for my new smoker…probably should have read the instructions first 😬 😂

My mother, with dementia, while drinking her coffee, looked to me dead in the eyes and said “Do you know the most expensive place to eat out?’ Confused me said “No but I can look it up.” Deadpan mom: “Your girlfriend.” Than she laughed so hard I thought she was having a stroke. Happy Thanksgiving

It’s eerie, there’s been almost no one out this morning. I saw 2 people on my normal 4 mile walk, usually I see the same 15-20 people. It’s kinda nice.

My friend recently quit his job to pursue a career in miming. I haven't heard from him since.

Welp. I think it’s time to start drinking. Cheers.

Practicing these for the upcoming holiday interactions with family

These nuts got a leek

My favorite subject was always science, specifically the experiments. I think one of the most significant and useful aspects of experimentation is the joy of failure. Being able to see failure as a learning process and seeing it as a positive outcome because you learned something is invaluable.

I just found out there is a private club in my town with a killer chef, now I need to become the coolest person in my town so I don’t have to pay the crazy fees. I feel like I got this.

Hey I figured out how to imbed laser cut designs directly rather than use foils. This was my first attempt, I totally miffed the second one but I think I got it now.

Oh really

Well that was awkward. Just explained to my prude cousin I pay for my book/audiobook obsession with my onlyfans. 😝 She’s probably still slack-jawed and wide-eyed with confusion and shock. I’m guessing saying “Jeez Jennifer it’s not like I’m buying crack, relax. Books are expensive.” didn’t help. 😂

Checked my PO Box and found this adorable keychain!! No note or notice on who sent it so whoever you are THANK YOU 😊

Happy Humpday!

6:30 is the best time on a clock hands down

There’s only one thing that makes me throw up… 🎯 A dart board on a ceiling.

How many tickles does it take to tickle an octupus? Most would say ten tickles, but it’s actually 12 tickles. Don’t forget the test-tickles.

Made my first gummies! These were made with pomegranate and kumquat-yuzu hybrid juice.

Today I discovered the sounds porcupines make and they think I’m a better person now.

In case no one told you…

I’m on a re-listening (audiobooks) kick and I think it’s funny because I just finished the Bobaverse series again and realized there is a ton of “Skippy” jokes I didn’t get before because I started listening to the Expeditionary Force series after I finished the series the first time. Oops 😆

You know whats weird, naked is pronounced naked and baked is pronounced baked instead of baked.

This is so time consuming. I’m kinda glad there was a small harvest this year. I’m not even a 1/4 of the way through my pile.

I just realized/internalized Frankenstein‘s monster doesn’t have a name and now I’m sad. Imagine what he went through and everyone just calls him by the name of the person who broke his heart. Rude. I will call him Liam or Matteo… what’s a good Swiss name?

Heh heh, nice

Someone spotted this at the Fresno airport 😂

Woke up to a bunch of post from people in my community complaining that they left candy out and one kid took it all so I chose violence 🤬

In Norwegian “fart” means speed. I’m not mature enough to visit Norway.

My uncle had the full broadcast and would play it every year or so when I was really little. Probably a contributing factor in how I came to love science fiction lol

I keep telling my family my mom needs to be in a care facility but they are like “she’s fine”… well today she narcan’d herself because she thought it was nasal spray 🤦‍♀️ I don’t want to be the bad guy but I’m not getting any support. I wish this was easier. 🥺 Any advice?

Walking by my neighbors house this morning and noticed that their sprinkler system has a massive crack, I have everything to fix it but they don’t speak English so today I get to see how well google translate works 😆 Wish me luck!

What do you call a surprise attack by a group of pigs? A hambush.

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Oscar Wilde would have loved this

It’s pomegranate season again, I’ll have sticky red fingers for a few days 😝

Sneaker update: His head and neck are healing really well but on his first day back out in the yard he was attacked by a wasp just sitting in a sunny spot, now he has patch of missing fur on his back and an itchy bump. Poor guy is not having a good time.

Went to pick up some citrus cuttings from my neighbor this morning and found a struggling maple sapling underneath… it’s now a cute little bonsai.

I saw some Hare's foot inkcaps today on my walk this morning 🥰 These are pretty cool mushrooms, super delicate and they “melt” into black ink.

I went into an abandoned building with a stranger (75 year old man) today and he offered me his taxidermied armadillo and I said no thanks and I’m not sure if I made the right decision.

Starting the fireplace build for the Hansel and Gretel themed Halloween decorations. This is a size test. The ball will be my template for building a giant cauldron. Need to build the fireplace around it. This is going to be a fun project!

New orchid blooms 🥰

I just finished Starship Troopers (the book) and I’m so confused how they got the story for the movie out of that book 🤔 😂

I need new glasses. Where’s a good place to get fun designs? I don’t want boring glasses 🤓

I think I’m going to head to the thrift store and see if I can find a nice winter jacket and customize it 👹 It seems like now if a great time to bring back this style.

So I woke up this morning and wondered if I could figure out how to play Golden by Huntrx on my harmonica… the answer is yes (technically) but also probably not 😝 I’m not great at bending and there’s a lot of key changes. Maybe I’ll try it on bass to start 🤔 www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_JC....

www.spermracing.com Welp that’s enough internet for me today

I haven’t made stuffed peppers in over a decade but the church near me had hundreds of bags of onions and peppers they needed to get rid of. These are super tasty and healthy.

New achievement! 160+ hours of audio book listening last month! Wow, that surprised even me! Plus I was able to read 3 physical books! Much more difficult to find to time to just sit and read. Yay me!

This mini fire truck 🚒 has the best license plate ever

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