@cbsnews.com Awful quiet this morning. What's the matter -- Bari not awake yet and hasn't relayed her marching orders?

Those files must really be something, huh?

Hello new follower! I used to make cool Star Trek merch, but sometimes I pitched ideas that got confused looks. Here are a few that never made it past the prototype stage: Tholian Web Heat-Change Mug TOS Cookie Jar TOS Horta Candy Disk Klingon Kitchen Knife Block

Sir? We’ve given you a complimentary upgrade from 34D to 1A.

If the arm of the government responsible for enforcing the laws is also the one breaking the laws, then I believe each arm of government should have its own enforcement agency. Look, it can't be any worse than it is now.

This one hit me hard this morning.

If I watch no movies for the rest of my life except for Knives Out sequels, I think I would die very satisfied.

@support.bsky.team Android app won't let me use the app until I change my birthday, but throws an error when I try to change my birthday, so I'm stuck. Android 16 build #BP4A.251205.006

Bluesky wants my birthday. How about June 50th? No? Okay, how does Marchtember one-teenth grab you?

I've named my fists The Corbomite Device and the NX-01 Spatial Torpedo because they sound terrifying until you know the least possible amount about them.

Introduce yourself with four starships.

OMD opening up for Depeche Mode.

Dear sweet eight pound seven ounce baby Jesus in a tuxedo t-shirt, tomorrow is my birthday, and there is only one thing I want this year. One thing. Come on, you know what I want. So do it. Just, you know… do it….

@davidimel.com caught your George W Bush "fool me once... shame on - shame on you... fool me can't get fooled again" reference in wvfrm today. well done.

This fucking guy. #startreklowerdecks

Me, running away from my problems.

What's weird is I was literally just considering moving my DNS to Cloudflare.

Footage of Senator Kaine showing his statement to doubtful followers.

The Republican were wiped out electorally on Tuesday. On Friday this movie comes out. Some people should be very scared. youtu.be/WvAy9C-bipY?...

Good job, Virginia.

Worf: "I hate birthday parties. Human children are universally cruel." Riker: "Mr. Worf, I'm surprised at you. How can you be so judgemental? You can't judge all humans by the behavior of--" Worf: "Spoken like somebody who's never played Pin-The-Tail-On-The-Klingon."

Who’s your favorite Jedi (wrong answers only)

I took a lot of pictures at the No Kings Rally in Woodstock, Virginia, but this one is my favorite. This woman drove past the massive line of protestors yelling, “GO FUCK YOURSELVES!” and “YOU’RE ALL GOING TO HELL!”

In a shocking moment yesterday, live on TV, Trump said "we got rid of free speech." And yet when you search for it on Google, the results from the News tab only show three results: - The "World Socialist News" - Daily Kos - The Independent Google and News Agencies have killed this canary.

A Quality of Mercy Hegemony Terrarium

Is anybody else getting Vincent Price as Egghead? No? Just me?

@wei-yau.bsky.social You know what I miss most about this time of year? Getting the really good mooncakes from our factories.

Question any time somebody uses superlatives like “never,” “no one,” “always,” and “everyone.” The more you see it used in arguments, the weaker those arguments become.

I'm not sure what it is about the new @netflix.com UI. I mean, it looks good, but for some reason instead of feeding me good shows to watch, it makes me realize just how much garbage is on it.

She and Me returning from our first visit to Buc-Ee's Together unloading our haul of snacks. She: "So what are these *gestures* Buc-Ee Chunks all about?" Me: *laughs* "Haha, you mean Beaver Nuggets...?! Haha!" She: *stares back at me* "Oh, like 'Beaver Nuggest' is better?" Me: "Fair."

If they clutch their pearls any tighter they’d turn them into diamonds. and then cue my beloved science nerds saying, “well actually pearls are mostly calcium carbonate and compressing them would just make them deform and delamin—wait, where are you going…?”

Post a random Star Trek image

TIL @tmobilesupport.bsky.social will let you decline letting your monthly tithe being redirected into Phony Stark's pocket.

Reading through Tyler Robinson’s alleged text messages and I’m 100% certain this is how terminally online 22 year old kids talk.

There is no upside to your hot take right now.

I pop over to the Bird site every now and then for work, and HOLY SHIT it's so bad over there. Half of the "For You" page is Phony Stark force-feeding racist narratives about a horrific attack on a Ukranian girl, and the other half is surfacing posts congratulating him for doing so.

The National Guard is now the National Warriors. Steak is now called War Meat. Golf is now War Ball.

Now that I'm no longer officially affiliated with the franchise, I can say with my full chest... **breathes in deeply** CANON COPS ARE INSUFFERABLE AND MAYBE THEY SHOULD JUST WRITE THEIR OWN SHOW OH THAT'S RIGHT THEY CAN'T

Finally, my huge catalog of Trek GIFs can get some attention on this site.

Who else keeps logging in to this site more frequently just to see if it happened, yet?

I'm very glad to see Star Trek having fun with itself. Wouldn't you agree, Dr. M'Benga?

I one leg on my time like a pants.

Lying awake haunted by the piles of unfinished projects rattling around my brain.

I'm not a big collector -- I've never been a fan of just collecting stuff to fill up my house -- but I have to admit that I would make room in my house for THE ACTUAL Genesis Torpedo.

The Nova-Squadron logo that appears in the center of Nick Locarno's Genesis-Device detonation gets me every single time. #startreklowerdecks

I bought a Ninja Creami over the weekend, and the number of people volunteering recipes, links, hints, tips, and tricks is deeply disturbing.

The underlying story of Jurassic World Rebirth seems to be that everybody makes really dumb choices when giant monsters come to eat them, except for Scarlett Johansson.