Stepped outside for 15 minutes to get dinner and I'm coughing and my eyes are red like they used to get in my best friend's basement. Somebody put on Dark Side of the Moon and get me some Combos.

So close.

Best STAR TREK Captain. Wrong answers only.

I have a pimple right where my readers sit on my nose so I've made all my fonts huge so I can work.

Okay that's enough.

You’ve Wumba’d your last Chumba.

No notes.

Today I’m reminded once again to follow up on your dreams because somebody else will steal them from you.

Stargate SG-1

She: What are you doing with that road cone? Me: *puts cone on my head* I drank the drug-blood and now I am a wizard...!

What’s the psychology of people who put their hands all over the sneezeguard glass when identifying which ingredient to add to your Chipotle bowl? It’s gross enough in here, I don’t want to see your whole handprint between me and my pinto beans.

Just woke up from a dream where me, @wilwheaton.net, and Adam Scott were hanging out and joking how we weren’t allowed to be in the same room with each other for continuity purposes. Weird.

Yourself, but as a cartoon.

Friday night ragebait: Using GIFs only, which beloved scifi franchise have you started multiple times but just can't get into? I'll start.

Men, what's stopping you from dressing this way?

Do you miss ThinkGeek? Ever wonder what those delightful nerds are up to? @minimuseumshop.bsky.social gives you a chance to own a piece of history with their latest Walking Dead Mini Museum pieces! Want zombie blood? They got it. A hunk of Lucille? Got it. Only 8 days left to get yours!

Introduce yourself with 10 bands you've seen live Depeche Mode New Order Pearl Jam Peter Gabriel Beastie Boys The Police Tears for Fears Genesis Mudhoney Toad the Wet Sprocket

If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.

I’ve been to the Arizona. It’s a solemn place - an extremely inappropriate location for snorkeling. This absolutely makes my blood boil. apnews.com/article/fbi-...

I don't want him to die just yet. Here's why. They can't pressure him to change course on Iran, tariffs, the economy etc. bc he can't without paying a political cost. If he dies they can say, "we're picking up the flag and we keep running" invoking some Mel Gibson in 'The Patriot' bullshit.

Ever just put Toto's Africa on repeat and listen to it all morning? www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7pL... ...yeah, me neither...

The average American has three friends.

Of interests to members of Starfleet c. 2273 only, May The Fourth Be With You. #maythefourth

I don't know about y'all, but I keep La Forge in my heart every day. #maythefourth

AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!! *deep breath* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!

Yesterday commemorates the day the mustache-man took the cowards way out. My good buddy Barry takes a special interest in celebrating it every year.

Somebody was wondering aloud what kind of creatures humans will eventually evolve into. When I interjected, “we’ll probably all eventually turn into crabs…” they just stared at me like I was crazy. Thanks a lot, @scishow.bsky.social.

Can't wait to get my new passport!

The Mandalorian and Grogu (2026)

What are the brand-new accounts on Polymarket saying about when this new cease-fire will be broken, and why are they saying it'll be less-than-one-hour?

Curating my "When it happens" playlist this morning. Maybe it'll be today?

Donated in honor of acting DOJ Director Todd Blance.

I love some good Lo-Fi working music, but this is going to be my favorite for the foreseeable future. Tagging @thomasthecat.bsky.social because I admire his work so much. #startrek

First, you should all follow @404media.co. Outstanding coverage of technology and privacy. Second, I’m beyond delighted to see that ‘Strait of Hormuz’ is being used as an adjective to describe an obvious lie, doubled-down upon by the liars, who are rightly ridiculed for doing so.

Ah megacorporations! Is there anything they can’t do?

*watching Book of Boba Fett* She: It's fucked up how Luke makes Grogu choose between being a Jedi and Mando. Me: The Jedi have to forego attachment, and since it's Luke school-- She: Space-Hogwarts? Me: ... She: SPACEWARTS?! Me:

Whenever my Xennial brothers and sisters lament at Gen-A's brainrot, I have to remind them how close we ourselves flew to the sun. (volume up)

I just picked up the 2nd book in the Dungeon Crawler Carl series. The cashier scanned it and said, "I've been meaning to read this series. Is it good?" "It's terrible." I replied instantly. He looked at me, confused. "Absolute garbage, and I love it so much." Read more garbage.

NGL I was holding my breath for a long time just now.

A taco is not a sandwich but a hot dog is a taco.

2014 me vs now

"Fraize, what would you do if they let you make a Star Trek show?" Star Trek: Lower Decks - Phase II. Our intrepid heroes find themselves in command of a Wallenberg class vessel, the USS - Tug 137/20.

Apple Music’s lyrics feature is incredible.

Oh, fuck no.

I love me some space, but I can really do without NASA offering unsolicited theology.

It is accomplished.

It's First Contact Day, and there's no better way to celebrate than carving up a delicious salmon. Read all about the tradition, my favorite recipe, and Live Long, and Prosper! Thanks! startrekunlimited.com/blogs/news/f...

Maybe it’ll happen tomorrow. Unless it’s already happened…? No, you know what? I’m okay for it to have happened twice.

I was just watching The Matrix, and maybe it's the Gen-X in me, but I think this movie still holds up 27 years later... If we were to think about what movies came 27 years before The Matrix, we'd be talking about The Godfather, Fists of Fury, and The Poseidon Adventure.