Janeway was right.

Let’s goooo!

God I love Paul Giamatti.

How can you tell GenX from a Millennial? When a Millennial asks me for a Coke, and I reply NO COKE, PETSI Millennials give me a confused look. To be fair, GenX look confused too, but at least they understand the reference.

If you see this, post a Star Trek.

Everyone is posting their favorite non-English language bangers, and there was that one summer I was playing this loudly from my car speakers.

Age verification? My computer in college was a VAX.

Will have had Shat.

She: "The grocery store needs to sell a bigger bag of bagels." Me: "Bigger bag of bagels... bigger bag o bagels biggerbagobagel biggerbagobagel biggerbagobagel biggerbagobagel-biggerbagobagel-biggerbagobagel-biggerbagobagel-biggerbagobagel-biggabagga-biggabagga-biggabagga..." She: "..."

I miss them.

Awww, fuck.

This weekend I learned that the shovel on the left is superior for moving snow than the shovel on the right.

I know social graphs almost always pull people back to the largest mass, but if you make shortform content, please consider trying Skylight as a TikTok alternative right now techcrunch.com/2026/01/26/t...

Look, a little retail-therapy is okay, right?

The opening theme to Starfleet Academy, starting with episode 2 "Beta Test," seems to have recognizable elements from the Star Trek Picard theme, and Ilia's Theme from The Motion Picture. There are probably more musical callbacks I haven't noticed yet! www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIUk...

Me watching Starfleet Academy: This character is going to be my favorite... Wait, no this one. No, THIS one. Hang on, no - THIS one. For sure...

Cider House RULES!

I was today-years-old when I realized "Lieutenant" Andy Billups was just as much a Lieutenant as "Lieutenant" Tuvok was. Was that a subtle VOY nod?

My tiny victory of the day: I successfully inserted this old meme into a business presentation today, and nobody batted an eye.

Me every time I get a BREAKING NEWS alert on my phone.

Unpopular Movie Confession: I prefer the version with the voiceover.

Some dudes really need to be coddled into being okay with putting balls in their mouth.

Fuck ICE ☄️

Movie Confession: Every time somebody mentions Donnie Darko, or that weird phantom bunny man, I nod along like I get the reference, but I've never actually seen the movie.

@washingtonpost.com @postopinions.bsky.social See, this is why I will never give you another dime of my money, and will block every ad I can – because of this reactionary bullshit. You can do better, you just choose not to. What a rag you've become.

@cbsnews.com Awful quiet this morning. What's the matter -- Bari not awake yet and hasn't relayed her marching orders?

Those files must really be something, huh?

Hello new follower! I used to make cool Star Trek merch, but sometimes I pitched ideas that got confused looks. Here are a few that never made it past the prototype stage: Tholian Web Heat-Change Mug TOS Cookie Jar TOS Horta Candy Disk Klingon Kitchen Knife Block

Sir? We’ve given you a complimentary upgrade from 34D to 1A.

If the arm of the government responsible for enforcing the laws is also the one breaking the laws, then I believe each arm of government should have its own enforcement agency. Look, it can't be any worse than it is now.

This one hit me hard this morning.

If I watch no movies for the rest of my life except for Knives Out sequels, I think I would die very satisfied.

@support.bsky.team Android app won't let me use the app until I change my birthday, but throws an error when I try to change my birthday, so I'm stuck. Android 16 build #BP4A.251205.006

Bluesky wants my birthday. How about June 50th? No? Okay, how does Marchtember one-teenth grab you?

I've named my fists The Corbomite Device and the NX-01 Spatial Torpedo because they sound terrifying until you know the least possible amount about them.

Introduce yourself with four starships.

OMD opening up for Depeche Mode.

Dear sweet eight pound seven ounce baby Jesus in a tuxedo t-shirt, tomorrow is my birthday, and there is only one thing I want this year. One thing. Come on, you know what I want. So do it. Just, you know… do it….

@davidimel.com caught your George W Bush "fool me once... shame on - shame on you... fool me can't get fooled again" reference in wvfrm today. well done.

This fucking guy. #startreklowerdecks

Me, running away from my problems.

What's weird is I was literally just considering moving my DNS to Cloudflare.

Footage of Senator Kaine showing his statement to doubtful followers.

The Republican were wiped out electorally on Tuesday. On Friday this movie comes out. Some people should be very scared. youtu.be/WvAy9C-bipY?...

Good job, Virginia.

Worf: "I hate birthday parties. Human children are universally cruel." Riker: "Mr. Worf, I'm surprised at you. How can you be so judgemental? You can't judge all humans by the behavior of--" Worf: "Spoken like somebody who's never played Pin-The-Tail-On-The-Klingon."

Who’s your favorite Jedi (wrong answers only)