SHE BROKE UP WITH ME HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN I THOUGHT MINECRAFT RELATIONSHIPS WERE MEANT TO LAST FOREVER

happy valentines day!!! here are more valentines to give to that special someone!

hanging out with micheal p for new years!! he was in charge of getting the glasses and got the wrong ones but it's all good. better than acting like we're in the current year am i right? lol seeya next year everyone!

merry christmas everyone!!!!

happy thanksgiving everyone!!

what

when the fajitas come out sizzlin

hey guys! my pal doge is here to sign autographs at nowheresville's local comic con and uh, nobody's lined up yet. it's been a couple hours and he's getting kinda pouty and sad sooooo please drop on by!!!

it was a ghost summoning ritual :/ had to beg ashley to call up an exterminator. "you agreed to live in a haunted mansion what did you expect" yeah yeah shut up

happy halloween everyone!! cant wait to go out trick or treating later, dressed up as an old favorite from when i was a pup! but first, ashley wanted me to help out with some ritual. ill let you all know how it goes!!

hiya everyone!! sorry for not posting, i moved in with a new owner! here are some pics of the new place! basement was unused so we turned it into my room, pesky watermarks took a while to clean up but we got it done. thanks for being patient, hope to get back to posting soon!!

AAAAUUAGHUAGIDUYHWED HELP IM TRAPPED IN DONKEY KONG BANANZA KRHBHGVFRTHCVYREFGVCGEPJ

ran into this cool parade on the way to gamestop idk what country these people are from but theyre so nice. i should visit some day

ok, finally got my account back! shame i missed april fools, i had a REALLY funny bit planned for yesterday but oh well. maybe next year as for that walter guy uhh idk. he seems fine lol have fun man just dont lock me out of my account again pal

oops i accidentaly burnt down this building sorry :( but OH MY GOSH YAAAAYYY FIRE TRUCK!!!!!

me driving a moster truck :)

i like fire trucks and moster trucks

HAHAHA HACKED!!! You left yourself logged in , at the sprint store. -Walter

for the past couple months ive been finding these perfectly good spoons just lying around outside. idk what that's about but i have like fifty now gotta be prepared yknow? never know when you'll need fifty spoons

btw i had an awesome valentines day yesterday, me and my minecraft gf finally put our beds together!!! love you jessica <3<3<3

happy valentines day everyone!! to celebrate, here's some awesome fat shibe valentines to give to that special someone <3<3

did some adoption interviews yesterday! sadly none of the candidates fit my extremely reasonable 50-page guidelines though... maybe next time!!!

been trying to get adopted recently so i made a small little 50-page list of everything i'm looking for in a new owner. doge is gonna help me interview some people to see who's a good fit!!

am i the only one who remembers this hidden gem??

why is trying to get adopted so difficult like i just want a new owner please :( tried going to an animal shelter yesterday but NOOOOO apparently people ""don't like when their pets have a criminal record""

frog

guys check out this kid i just met. i think he's stuck in like the 2000s or something, i asked him for his switch friend code and he said "wutz dat? u mean teh wii? XD" long story short he's awesome we're besties now

[ok posts should be caught up to the twitter account. from now on any post on twitter will be mirrored on here. just keeping this place as a backup in case the bird app goes under]

found this candy in doge's bathroom and ate the whole bottle feelin kinda weird now but im sure it's nothiwtferygjhvcadscfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

doge and i just saw sonic 3!!! it was so good! not so sure about the post credits scenes though... looks like the next movie is gonna get rid of sonic's friends and retread the first one's plot??? idk how they'll make a 2-parter out of that but i guess we'll see

pov: it's the last day of doggy daycare before winter break...

had a grea t time with my pals yuki and masaaki at our weekly game ingiht last night!! i got destr,oyed in mairo pary but im takign it so well. im not upset at all

just taking a walk on this lovely afternoon, always nice getting some fresh air! not a fan of the screams of terror though, kinda annoying if you ask me

been thinking of getting a knuckle tattoo what do you guys think

quick update! turns out i got arrested for "voter fraud" when i ""could have just asked for more stickers"" so that was fun my old pal doge bailed me out and put me in time out for like a month but i'm back now!!! hope to get back to posting normally soon!

what was "the incident" at your high school?

guys they were just giving away free stickers at the local high school today it was so awesome all i had to do was fill out some stupid survey about politics or whatever, you get a new sticker for each one you fill out. i did like fifty

the heck is this place