Double bacon cheeseburger and a strawberry milkshake because I had to get an X-ray 😞

Oh Gods.. to post a piss vid or not to post a piss vid???

Okay lads.. We've moved onto the cheap beer, things are really about to start.. flowing 😉

Drinking with my stinky boy balls hanging out my zipper, slow cooking some chicken and an insane(correct) amount of garlic Really stupid that I don't have a big chunky muscle bro here for me to run my mouth at and earn spankies 😈😈

Hey Big Bro.. my cocks out and I'm distracted.. Remind me to pull the beers from the freezer in thirty??

Beers?? Had Piss pig?? Nowhere to be found 😞

My mood right now: Ranjha by Diljit Dosanjh Girl(Zky remix)

Couch nap?

Just got off work.. it's my Friday.. doughnuts for dinner??

Cigar night was fun

Getting a much needed haircut today and finished off these pies, for dessert 🐷 Goodnight y'all

Went to write "hashtag fat boy problems" The auto suggest offered porn, instead of problems Not mad at it

My tits got a little bruised from last weekend 😏😏

I don't wanna work tonight.. I want a foot rub and a nap. And strawberry cheesecake ice cream.

Y'all, I did it.. finally.

Fat babby, full of soup and covered in sourdough crumbs All showered and ready for bed Goodnight my little hooligans 😚

Off to bed Have a good day y'all

Long enough to slick back, now 💀💀💀

I gotta piss but don't wanna get off the couch. Bro?? 😏

Time for sleeps

Naughty boy

The overhead lighting is almost as homophobic as the bags under my eyes 🫩🫩 I need a chubby goth boy to recommend a crystal for that

Crazy I need to stop talking about getting a haircut and actually do it lol

Had a ten minute conversation last night, at a sex shop, about how tight and unused my butt hole is.. Am I gonna get one of those automatic fuck toys??? We'll see.....

My beard is insane

I just coughed and my fuckin gooch cramped Wtf

The gym Dads and muscle chunks are fuckin me up tonight 🥵🥵🥵🐷🥵🥵🥵

All showered and ready for bed Have a good day y'all

Cheeky boy at the grocery store

People who don't dunk their sandwiches into their soup are Not trustworthy. I said what I said.

Y'aaaaaall I need professional help 💀😂😂😂😂😂💀

Craving a fat boys butt on my face

Been growing everything out with the intention of finally going to a barber, after years of buzzing and grooming myself, to see what I can do with what I have left. I was too unbothered before the holidays however and now I'm just kinda in a state of.. Fluffy

It's heckin Wimdy

Been feeling down. I'm not the best during the holidays. Been really quiet lately but trying to pull myself out of it. Titty Sprinkles

Spending the colonizers holiday by myself this year, apparently I almost ordered pizza, but fuck it Pot roast, mashed potatoes, Mac n cheese, oven roasted carrots, garlic and onions, drizzled with honey and red chili flakes, cheesecake and beeeeer Also, I smell fuckin delicious but need to groom

Belleh

Went for a cider It's so foggy and pretty out, tonight.

Second beer(not as good as the first) and I'm already in need of a pish

Mmm stout beer Now I just need a stout boy to snuggle and wrastle with

Before getting pizza 😾 After getting pizza 🐷

That feels better

Sweaty feet after work Damn they need a rub

Whenever I take my hoodie off now, my work shirt turns into a crop top.. I was intending on losing weight this summer but That didn't happen.. Fuck me, I'm gonna get fat this winter

Gay/queer TV shows that are Not about highschool students or some form of reality TV?? I need some recommendations

I'm tired, hot and sweaty Bed cannot come soon enough.

Pullin on my dick I'm tired but he's horny Suck my dick and don't talk to me? (Hahaha, that sounds so shit but it's what I want)

For you porta potty pigs

Decided to rewatch/continue Hannibal.. I need a big strong boy to make me feel safe.