My beard is insane

I just coughed and my fuckin gooch cramped Wtf

The gym Dads and muscle chunks are fuckin me up tonight 🥵🥵🥵🐷🥵🥵🥵

All showered and ready for bed Have a good day y'all

Cheeky boy at the grocery store

People who don't dunk their sandwiches into their soup are Not trustworthy. I said what I said.

Y'aaaaaall I need professional help 💀😂😂😂😂😂💀

Craving a fat boys butt on my face

Been growing everything out with the intention of finally going to a barber, after years of buzzing and grooming myself, to see what I can do with what I have left. I was too unbothered before the holidays however and now I'm just kinda in a state of.. Fluffy

It's heckin Wimdy

Been feeling down. I'm not the best during the holidays. Been really quiet lately but trying to pull myself out of it. Titty Sprinkles

Spending the colonizers holiday by myself this year, apparently I almost ordered pizza, but fuck it Pot roast, mashed potatoes, Mac n cheese, oven roasted carrots, garlic and onions, drizzled with honey and red chili flakes, cheesecake and beeeeer Also, I smell fuckin delicious but need to groom

Belleh

Went for a cider It's so foggy and pretty out, tonight.

Second beer(not as good as the first) and I'm already in need of a pish

Mmm stout beer Now I just need a stout boy to snuggle and wrastle with

Before getting pizza 😾 After getting pizza 🐷

That feels better

Sweaty feet after work Damn they need a rub

Whenever I take my hoodie off now, my work shirt turns into a crop top.. I was intending on losing weight this summer but That didn't happen.. Fuck me, I'm gonna get fat this winter

Gay/queer TV shows that are Not about highschool students or some form of reality TV?? I need some recommendations

I'm tired, hot and sweaty Bed cannot come soon enough.

Pullin on my dick I'm tired but he's horny Suck my dick and don't talk to me? (Hahaha, that sounds so shit but it's what I want)

For you porta potty pigs

Decided to rewatch/continue Hannibal.. I need a big strong boy to make me feel safe.

I wanna go back to bed

Stupid ass zit on my eyelid.. it doesn't feel nice

Future husband just followed me so.. Gotta plan our Italian wedding

My balls and feet are stinky after work Need me a handsome bearded Dad or a cute chubby boy licking on them

People that leave the doors and windows open on a hot day to.. "get some fresh air" or whatever nonsense bs, really piss me TF off. Bitch, it's hot inside and outside.. TF is opening the window gonna do but keep it hot on the inside??. Use the damn ac like a normal person

Accidentally ordering two fries...

Heavy boy

Dessert, after a fried chicken sandwich

Showered and shaved

Have a good day everyone Sleepy time for me

Lunch break dessert

Americans ordering food.. "I'll get" "I will have" I can't explain how much this annoys me

America has failed again

Dying on the inside because you wanna go full rabid tism and listen to your own music, with your headphones.. while on the way to the bar with the boys.

Any Airbnb recommendations for Seattle, Capitol Hill area, weekend of June 21st?

Can dudes who always suck their tummies in for pictures just fuckin stop? Please lemme see that tum tum

Tired chunk...

I just woke up from a dream where I was lapping at the sweaty nuts of a big beefy ginger muscle Dad and grabbing his thick ass for more leverage to bury my face in his sweaty crotch I think it was at a club

Eastward bound this early morning.. let's go catch the sun

Breakfast lookin a little sus 😏

To gym or not to gym Either way, this song is cunt af

First day back at the gym in years.. I guess we're doing this.

It's gonna smack me where??

Does dipping my chicken strips into my Mac n cheese make me fat?? 🤤🐷🤤

All groomed, bedtime soon but first.. ice cream Chocolate mint or strawberry cheesecake?