Finally

No I actually want to cry right now The Vivienne has been such a fantastic and entertaining person. The news of their passing is just absolutely heartbreaking and I’m at a loss for words Thank you so much for all the entertainment you’ve brought to the world. Rest In Peace ❤️

Happy New Year everyone I hope you all have a wonderful 2025

Makes me happy

My Christmas breakfast tradition Salmon and cream cheese bagel

It has officially been 10 years since Mr Archie was adopted

I can’t believe it’s been 13 years since the Norwegian Butter Crisis of 2011

Instead of meat I eat veggies and pussy

3 Digletts in 1 pack

Just broke my house key

My 2024 #SpotifyWrapped

Happy 12th birthday Archie

JamesGtfo official award winners: Song of the Year: Disease by Lady Gaga Album of the Year: Harlequin by Lady Gaga Collab of the Year: Die With A Smile by Lady Gaga and Bruno Mars Movie of the Year: Joker: Folie à Deux Best Actor/Actress: Lady Gaga Person of the Year: Lady Gaga

Throwback to when the U.K. made a song called “One pound fish” reach #28 on the official U.K. charts with 10 total weeks charting

I went to check what Twitter lists I’m on. I don’t think this guy likes me

Had a dream oomf’s parent gave me £100k for being friends with them Why can’t this be reality

Just spent £100 on Christmas presents

“Die With A Smile” is predicted to go #1 on the Hot 100

I love when it rains at night

Just had a delicious £60 takeaway with £30 off

Just found out about Ano-Chan Do I Stan?

Suddenly my Twitter timeline is Russian bots

Was watching a documentary on a Welsh railway and my Great Nan randomly popped up being interviewed

Time it took for “Die With A Smile” to reach Spotify streaming milestones: 50m - 8 days 100m 13 days 200m - 23 days 300m - 32 days 400m - 40 days 500m - 49 days 600m - 59 days 700m - 68 days 800m - 77 days 900m - 87 days (Record) 1 Billion - 97 days (Record) 1.1 Billion - ???

“Die With A Smile” by Lady Gaga and Bruno Mars has surpassed 1 billion streams on Spotify It’s the fastest song to reach this milestone

I’m rich

“Fancy woke fillings”

Going to the doctors, y’all want anything while I’m there?

LIVE LAUGH LOVE

Got no sleep last night so spent the day sleeping

Chromatica Ball Film still isn’t available in the U.K.

I hope Gagadaily is okay

LADY GAGA

Not watching Junior Eurovision this year because the U.K. isn’t in it Why did we pull out when we had back to back top 5s

The “Die With A Smile” music video is back and about to reach 300m views Link: youtu.be/kPa7bsKwL-c?...

Now why is the “Die With A Smile” music video deleted?

Song of the millennium

I can’t believe the legacy of my pizza has followed me to Bluesky

Lady Gaga was in London and is currently in Ireland but she hasn’t come over to my house to hang out with me

I’ve been sleeping so much lately

I hate how racist the U.K. is

Oh it gives me that buzz

Interscope don’t have a Bluesky account so I can’t annoy them

Time it took for “Die With A Smile” to reach Spotify streaming milestones: 50m - 8 days 100m 13 days 200m - 23 days 300m - 32 days 400m - 40 days 500m - 49 days 600m - 59 days 700m - 68 days 800m - 77 days 900m - 87 days (Record) 1 Billion - ???

Following all Little Monsters, I need more stuff on my timeline #LadyGaga #LittleMonster

So THIS happened.

Oh we’ve got Oprah gif? I should’ve joined a long time ago

Hello Bluesky, here’s Archie cat