Bro ever since I learned that all fish have parasites in them and I've been eating dead parasites I've not recovered

"It's so little, you can't taste the cilantro" Don't lie to me like that

Might be unpopular but those Labubus are some of the ugliest things I've ever seen

Isn't it absolutely wild that so many ignored that the author of Twilight made the werewolf fall in love with a newborn baby

Not gonna deadname but Leo is such an incredibly lame pope name

Mocktails really do live up to their name when they expect you to pay alcohol price for juice

This weekend guys! TWITCH FRONT PAGE I hope you guys can make it so you guys can watch us suffer. Hint: It will involve the Hot Ones sauces. You decide how bad it is. You also decide if you want to help us

Oh my god my mind just farted entirely. Context 1000 dollars is ROUGHLY about 10k Swedish crowns. I just saw an American go "help me get to 1000 followers" and my dumb mind was like yes this is about 10 000 Swedish followers

3 weeks until Japan. This feels absolutely unreal, like a dream.

Haha, om Dermot Clemenger bara flyr hotellet sådär måste han väl ändå komma tillbaka förr eller senare för allt bagage han lämnade

Most of my problems can be traced back to one thing: I'm terrible at waking up… and equally terrible at going to sleep

Förlåt men haha. Vad fan är det här för DM. Brukar folk skicka sånt här till random folk i hoppet om att starta skit för främmande par? 😂

Hello. Hi. Nice to meet you 🇸🇪

Haha @aftonbladetkultur.bsky.social citerade mig, tyvärr utan cred men ändå

I'm losing my ENTIRE mind. Milchick (Tramell Tillman) saw my post on The Late Show with Colbert #severance

Gaitok, you have literally one job #whitelotus

What is your least favorite part about Twitch? For me it's the app. It crashes constantly.

People say that the BMWs are the a**holes of the road but I'd argue it's the Teslas

My funniest drinking memory is the time when my friend spent an hour at a party raving about her great table salt (as in the one you'd put in food). She even made me try it. It was regular table salt.

If this is an A cup, then I have negative boob

My parents: We don't want a cat My parents and the cat they didn't want:

Didn't feel like a great stream today (Sniffling. Might be getting sick) but I felt kinda cute

When I was about 7-9, I witnessed a family friend sprint out of a sauna, completely butt naked, and dive straight into the snow. Horrified, I ran inside to report this scandalous event to my mother, yelling, "MOM, I SAW CHRISTER—AND HE’S NOT WEARING ANY SHOES!"

A person just walked past me and said hi, should I call the police? Is this normal? I'm Swedish.

New game let's gooooo Twitch.tv/interjace

Sometimes I don't know what to do with my hair

If your DnD character doesn’t have a tragic backstory, a mysterious past, or at least one dead relative, are you even playing the game correctly

Sounds like it's gonna be chimney watch 2025

If you shake the gas pump more than twice you're playing with it

Yeah heartbreak sucks but have you ever had a friend go to the bathroom and they told you not to bother to pause what you were watching

I'm vibrating but I'm sure this next cup of coffee will fix me

Folk klagar på hur skitigt det är på Max, men jag har ett Burger King-minne: jag fick en utskällning av min arbetsledare för att jag tänkte tvätta händerna som man ska när man byter stationer (efter jag skurat bord och golv)

Honestly, those split-screen gaming nights with friends were better than online multiplayer

"I want to be rich" means I want to be able to stay at whatever hotel White Lotus is taking place this season

Flashback to Spain. I had to buy tampons for the first time so I could swim on my period Went with an older Spanish man. I didn't know what size to pick so he went "I'll ask someone" "That's not how it works" And he went up to this poor girl and went "What size tampon do you think would fit her"

Seeing certain former regular viewers on stream like I'm so happy you’re here. I missed you.

I'm gonna start use exclamation marks instead of punctuation in my work emails so my coworkers think I'm manic

No one appreciates that i could be a million times more annoying as a person

The way Milchick said Gråkappan is a crime against Swedish law

You're not lonely this valentines day. I'm all of your valentines date. There.

People like to shit on influencers but then at the same time they follow like 10 different Youtubers and streamers religiously. Is it only influencing when it's about makeup and fashion?

30 tusen intervju-artiklar om att Rickard Andersson var konstig, svarade bara på tilltall, tillbakadragen, tyst Ja okej. Jag fattar. Han var autistisk och framstod som ja, autistisk. Men media målar upp honom som en karikatyr av den känslokalla mördaren som ger folk kalla kårar vid första anblick.

You think Souls-like games are hard? NO GAME has caused me as much frustration AND EMOTIONAL PAIN as Lion King on SNES

Me but less attention put on the toilet cause I cropped it out

Omg I mentioned it on stream, but back when I lived in a dorm for 3 years, there was this guy who would cook the exact same dish every single day Fry cut up sausage and onion in a pot Put in crushed tomatoes Drop in an egg That's it. Every single day as long as I lived there

Pirating media that isn’t sold or offered anywhere legally anymore isnt piracy. That's archaeology

*seductively* are you failing all your goals in life all by yourself, handsome?

Nog mitt mest viral klipp på svenska

When will the unrelenting agony end (I have to wake up early)

Shoutout especially to people who are nice to me and not mean. I like that