JAMES: Free! One word self-respecting bad guys love!

MEOWTH: Wow, you diggy guys may be a dopey duo from time to time, but you're MY dopey duo!

MEOWTH: We got 'em! Now, we'll just fly away with our catch! JAMES: I don't get it, why didn't we do this from the beginning? JESSIE: We have to fill a half hour.

JAMES: His worn-out sayings are more boring than he.

JAMES: Meowthinator impersonator ready for launch! Twerp-seeking putty ball, engage! Engine light, ignite! On your mark, get set, go!

JESSIE: No, no. You're reading me all wrong. I don't want your money or any such tawdry pittance.

MEOWTH: But as it stands, we stand to soak some sucker for some serious cash!

JAMES: I guess next time we battle rock Pokémon, we need to be a little boulder. JESSIE: But it seemed like a victory was just a stone's throw away. MEOWTH: Maybe we shouldn't've taken it for granite.

JAMES: Be cryptic on someone else's watch!

JAMES: You have to be a rocket scientist to outsmart us! The Team Rocket scientists!

JAMES: Be quiet or I'll knock the cholesterol out of you!

JESSIE: We have no appointment, but we've been having some troble. JAMES: So prescribe us some ointment on the double! JESSIE: To protect us from all that chafing and itching. JAMES: It might finally stop all of Jessie's- complaining.

JAMES: His worn-out sayings are more boring than he.

JESSIE: I couldn't eat another bite, though I lie a lot.

MEOWTH: Lame logic, but it works.

JESSIE: Rock and roll!

JAMES: Cuddling does not constitute an attack!

MEOWTH: Hm... A pathetic childhood can create a pathetic person. JESSIE: Shut your Meowth!

JESSIE: Have you two ninnies forgotten that Team Rocket's middle name is "pride?"

JAMES: Well, half a groovy day is better than none!

MEOWTH: Feeling tough and looking buff!

MEOWTH: So Pikachu and his friends survived? Hah! That means I can finally get my revenge!

JESSIE: I don't see what's so funny, James... MEOWTH: The poor guy must be cracking up, just like the ship.

MEOWTH: Not a berry, not a piece of fruit, not a single thing to chow down on! A forest without food is like a day without sunshine...

JESSIE: We've waited for nine seasons! JAMES: I would say that's paying our dues. JESSIE and JAMES: And now you lose!

JESSIE: What am I doing with my life?

JESSIE: Don't worry, treasure. Jessie's here to bring your valuable self home. JAMES: No hiding.

MEOWTH: 'Course when I agreed to this I hadn't planned on being part of team yahoo.

JESSIE: Twerps! Just our luck!

JESSIE: Last time I was this terrified, I couldn't get my hair and nails done! What a nightmare!

MEOWTH: You're giving me a pain, but I can't say where cuz kids watch this show!

JAMES: Let a real button pusher show you how it's done! MEOWTH: Now you're pushing my buttons!

MEOWTH: You wish you were as smart as Jess!

JESSIE: Act your age, and not your shoe size!

JESSIE: A touching plea, but save your breath. you have your reasons to want that enchanted honey, but mine are purely selfish, so I win!

JAMES: Hindsight is overrated as a useful tool.

JAMES: Out of the way, short stuff!

JAMES: Team Rocket may be rotten cheaters, but we're not in the business of destroying children's dreams! At least not yet. JESSIE: And Team Rocket may be liars, but one lie can make one of us a hero in the eyes of one little boy on kid's day!

JAMES: Fear not! Real life skills to the rescue!

JESSIE, JAMES, and MEOWTH: We're blasting off again, again, again!

JAMES: Think of the share-holders!