“It’s my job princess. Now you have my number if you ever need fashion advice or if your angel girlfriend wants a makeover too”

{FALLENANGEL} Ahh, I love them. Val and Vel have a fun dynamic. And of course, it’s honestly great having her put on a charm when talking with people; she might deem more useful.

“Sinners are blind by their own grandeur, babes. My job is to see everything. And that means /you/” She smiled. “No, just a craving. But I am so setting a movie night up! And you are invited!”

“You’ll look great babes~ I bet your pops will love it. I mean he did adore the suit I made for him”

“Great. I’ll get to sizing things up for us. TTYL <3” Her heart icon appeared as she waved.

“Not at all, doll. It’s true every word of it. You are truly a gift to hell” She hums

“You my darling, Val. Shall be in my witch fit. You’d look adorable~”

“Good babes. I stuck with the red theme. But I've made sure to make your standing clear. You are the princess of hell. So /dress/ like it”

“Ooh outfit swaps are all the rage right now~”

“You are right. We have to be better.” She taps away “I sent a new wardrobe to the tacky hotel. Free of charge~”

“Exactly. Oooh sexy doctor outfits? Wait we did that. /Bartenders/”

“Aw, we made the princess pissy. Sorry babes it’s true. Take a note from daddy and wear my style”

“You are a genius, Val! It’ll make you look like a right proper gentleman.. Get even more eyes on you!~”

“Maybe if they find, outdated style, overly bubbly, and forced smiles charming~”

“Haha! You got that right babe. Speaking of~ Ad idea. Raining love potion while we pose under it. Rough draft obvi”

“Sweetie you couldn't even charm someone under the effect of my love potions”

“Leave it to a pretty face, doll. People gravitate towards a charmer” Velvette was a bit full of herself.

“Oh common sense? No I'm just better at being the face than those two. No offense but you two suck. Not in the fun way Val do not ask”

“Only for you, babe” She snickered.

“I might spend a lot of time with Val princess but I didn't pick another language”

“Babes! Right, give me a minute. Could use for an upgrade anyway” She's styling away on her phone, before producing another set. “There”

“It’ll have to do, doll. Where in hell could you have left those..”

“Wait your cuffs are missin’? That's like a third of your outfit babes”

“And it didn't even take the fizzy handcuffs~”

“Val is great if you aren't a damn prude.”

“That’s just Val”

“Well then. Post that…”

“Sounds like spicy drama there~ ooh Gossip Witch will have a new topic!”

“I bet you do, doll” Back to her phone.

“Ugh. First Vox now you. Whatever. Just don't go makin’ a mess Val”

“I’m gonna be pissy if both of ‘em end up banging angels”

“Ship it. Tied it with a pretty little bow and all~” She posted the heaven drama everywhere

“I fuckin’ love having cameras everywhere. The rating will skyrocket!”

“Keep going it’s just gettin’ good!!”

“I am an influencer, doll” She waves as she struts away “Pleasure doing business Voxxy”

“Oop- heaven drama!”

Materlizing half the boxes of chocolate as agreed. “I told you, babes. My rizz is unmatched” Ew?

“You are the fuckin’ best Lu. This is why you are king” She takes a picture of them digitizing the chocolate for later. “Having that angelic power is amazing”

“Atlantis..? Ok I like our king a little more.”

“So I got a favor. You got angelic power right? You can't happen to miracle up some chocolate can you? Hell just doesn't come close to Earth's sweets”

“Hey doll~” She waves.

“Hold the phone. The serpent boned both ladies? I tip my hat to you”

“Now let’s see if I can butter Lucifer up and earn us some more chocolate~”

Eyes narrow. “Fuck it. Deal”

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She holds her hand out. “30% for half the chocolate Lu brings.. Deal?”

“I’ll share my chocolate if I get part of your souls~”

“Get ‘im asteroids. He’d have to hook himself up to an emulator~”

…

“Any European chocolate will do. Much love doll~”