Every person currently celebrating at Craven Cottage should fill the first 25 rows of the South Stand on Tuesday.

Absolutely no foul there.

If we had a manager today, they would immediately make a sub after that shambolic “defending.”

Can’t we just have all the away fans sit together at home? They’re singing from the first minute and not dependent on “effort” or “work” or “putting in a shift” before they make serious noise. It goes both ways.

Ok, we have watched exactly two (2) Tyrique George YouTube compilations now and we are sold. The player of ours that’s going to get blocked is Dibling, not Graham.

Genuine question: how far ahead in development is Tyrique George over Braiden Graham?

Honestly, it’s the most we could have expected with our setup. We’ll take it: lol.

Listen to our home crowd after Barry’s goal. Can we get like 30 percent of that energy and noise throughout??

Close enough. We’ll take it! 💙

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Extend Garner’s contract on the ride home!

Burn those kits and forget today ever happened.

THIERNO BARRY DRAWS THE ARROW & EVERTON EXTEND 2-0. 🏹

Why buy £50M attackers when we have a Braiden Graham at home? 😎

#3Points DEW(sburyHall) IT!

KDH for England

There it is!! Yeah, Barry!!

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What are the new lyrics to the “School of Science” song? We still sing the 2014 version. 😄

@profanity.accountant Might need a count for before and after this game.

Kiernan Dewsbury-Hall at full time. 😅

Shout out to Bryan Oviedo, just because. 💙

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Others: “What’s it like being an Everton supporter?” Us: …

GET THE FUCK IN!

SoCalEverton’s own Michael Keane! Our finest striker.

That was a penalty. Gana got flattened by a defender that never looked at the ball. Never even considered by the ref or VAR.

The NBC broadcast jinxed Everton so hard there… 😤

#3Points 😃🤣

Smash and grab. Let’s finish the escape!

4:30 a.m. start? We answer the call. #UTFT

Three minutes is hilarious. In the second half, there’s been a goal, three substitutions, and three yellow cards issued, plus all the quick restart nonsense. If it were 2-1 the other way, there’d be eight minutes extra time.

Old friend Digne got Dinged.

What a bright sunshiny day for the SoCalEverton breakfast club! #UTFT 😎💙

KDH and Grealish are such class signings. Just lifting up this team with their quality. Let’s get one or two more new lads and go win some more games. #UTFT

Wow. Maybe we really are the team that plays beautiful football. 😮

GET IN, TOMMY!! What a day to be an Evertonian! 🏆

That was gorgeous. More of that, please. 🤩

Close to a deal is not a deal, Angus. Lock it up.

The SoCalEverton Monday lunch crew sends their worst wishes to Chris Kavanaugh.

Wool take incoming… Can we just seat some of our away supporters together during home games? We always sound so great with the songs and chants all game on the road. And then at home, we’re significantly more quiet. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Why buy £50M attackers when we have a Braiden Graham at home? 😎

Free advice for the club… Announce the next signing with him wearing the third kit with his name and number on the back. Get that shirt immediately for sale not only at EvertonDirect, but on the US Fanatics site, WorldSoccerShop, Soccer dot com, Dick’s Sporting Goods, and similar UK retailers. 💪 🔵