nothing says vacation with a toddler like waking up on day 2 with pink eye

Bzzzz’d

Dad’s night out, dad’s night out. Thanks @zjs.bsky.social

another snow storm may break me fyi

TGIF

groooooooove armada

My latest posts read like a Cathy comic strip, Aack!

what do you MEAN it’s only Tuesday?

Friday, but at what cost?

everyone go wish @zjs.bsky.social a happy birthday if you haven’t already

My favorite sleepytime ritual 30 Rock Queen of Jordan

contemplating going outside today

survived solo dad morning and now it’s nap time

hmm

onto that last hour of a trans con flight where I start to get reallll antsy

CA meetings ✅ Time to go home for the ❄️

Nickleback playing at the airport… this is not a good omen

twinless

“Does anybody need a rest?”Daddy and Papa say “yes yes yes.” When children’s books become reality

things that don’t get old: people telling you how cute your son is

I loveee industry and the soundtrack to this season

bring back making the video and the music video as a viable marketing tool

I need some food inspo. What should I make for dinner tonight?

one episode per week is better than binging. I will die on this hill

I spend 1/3 of each episode of the Pitt under the blanket

just did my first workout in months that isn’t lifting and hoisting a 30 pound baby, please clap

this isn’t hyperbole - caffe panna is the best ice cream

Bugonia did the thing, flipped it, then reversed it

water is the essence wetness

at least I saw Robyn last night?

Happy 2026 - I deleted TikTok

yes, everyone would absolutely love to have a call from 3-5 pm on NYE.

starting knives out 7.5mg in

my son just popped a balloon and has never been more confused as to how it just disappeared (no tears though!)

Hi from the aquarium

No Country for Old Men or There Will Be Blood

downside of home ownership: shoveling snow

what would you do if you had 6 additional hours every day?

I wish they made cheese that didn’t clog your arteries

snuggles are the best

goodbye car, you were very good to me these last 12 years

going to a rare movie today at the prime time of 11:30 am — Merry Christmas to all and Marty Supreme here we go

corporate lawyering this time of year is lots of 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

so many things I’d post - if only accounts were private. Much to think much to consider

My note to daycare today had an errant “b” - a lesson in typos matter

nothing like a reality slap going from 85 to feels like 11 and trying to defrost the two inches of ice on your car