My son’s new favorite toy isn’t his blocks or his train, but instead — the salad spinner

Thomas Bangalter B2B Fred Again 😭

good morning party people

If I’m going to be working yet another night then I should at least have my emotional support Oreos next to me.

proof of life selfie (from last week). Sorry to those who already saw it.

Naturally, I will arrive in Chicago on Tuesday to 60 degree weather and rain

Watching Arrival to prepare for 3i/Atlas

guys, remember Girl Talk? Feed the animals fueled my sophomore year.

Does every couple have one person who is perennially early / on-time and another that I always late?

this build 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ open.spotify.com/track/3M3zOR...

oh no, got the urge to bleach my hair

To those celebrating tonight, Shana Tovah, and wishing you all a sweet year ahead with peace and health and hopefully a better year to come. 🍎🍯

hey, what’s up - happy weekend

sometimes I think my baby is interacting with ghosts

making a return to knockdown tomorrow for my first time in 2025 — parenthood hits you fast

Someone signed me up for the Fort Troff email list

To stache or not to stache

The Brooklyn dad chat is popping off today with vasectomy recs.

Jade’s album, on repeat

I treat Bluesky like an AIM away message

What do we think the wig budget was on Orphan Black?

potato chips bring me so much joy

just ate the juiciest watermelon // send post

Despite the decor vendor spelling my son’s name wrong… a great time was had by all 🥰

I’ve had a very large number of drinks this evening at a wedding — I love, love

Yes, I did just buy myself some new gray sweatpants from Roots just in time for VPL season

strange to think at age 36, I’ve known my college friends now for half my life (I’m at a wedding welcome drinks)

📍Toronto

my son turned 1 and enjoyed his cake and has absolutely no idea it’s his birthday

this pancake soufflé was 👅

little things more rewarding than my (almost) 1-year old eating my cooking

Who’s a pig?

will once again be in a car for 6 hours today. send me entertainment

proud owner of 5 bottles of wine from the wine tour

Not pictured, my son crawling all over my legs.

I love free will. I have eaten 20 Oreos in the last 24 hours.

being a passenger princess for another 3 hours in the car, AMA or entertain me

Countdown to zootsville, pop. 1 🚀

sitting in just your underwear waiting for your gay dermatologist is a humiliating experience

my parasocial relationship with fr00dle grows stronger with each TikTok dance

I wanted those Oreos/Reese’s but it’s making me sign up for pre-sale access like it’s a concert on Ticketmaster

you’re all very hot (and I don’t mean the temperature outside)

🥞☕️

a tasteful crop

☀️

The jungle has been forested

1 contact in, 1 contact out. Do not recommend

A balanced breakfast

mhm I know that’s right youtu.be/VwOB4XhpG0c?...

Dads got the night off