Good lord

Messi looked offside?

It was Mykolenko, should be sacked imho

Somebody made an oopsie

I’d only do a Wan-Bissaka type if you paired it with something like this. This is the profile we should be targeting.

Welp. Everton preseason starts in 10 days!

What a game. Hell of a win for England. Azteca is different. Mexico kinda spit the bit the last 30 minutes.

Ah, so Pickford attacks corners now?

New FX series Welcome to CONCACAF

Absolute laser

UTFT

Tyrique George done. I’ll drink to that. Club appears to be operating with sense and purpose. Not sure how to feel about this as I’ve never felt that before. Need that purpose directed toward a RB now.

Committee awake, new kit possibly this week.

BOBBLE BOMB

Atalanta liking him is enough for me. Proper 6. Get him in.

Everton target Pape Gueye. Probably just priced himself out of our range.

CALLED IT

I’m going to flip to positive vibes and manifest those vibes into at least ONE credible link to a player from a reputable source over the next FOUR days. That’s one link by the end of Sunday or your money back!

Another quiet day at Finch Farm, the most tranquil place on earth.

The Moyes public comments suggest some level of behind-the-scenes discord with those above him. I think there’s some stuff going on.

This is like watching a car crash in slow motion.

Adingra looks ready for Everton. Get him in.

Can somebody plainly translate the various Moyes quotes I see floating out there? Are they as bad in whole as they are in snippets? We sound like we have absolutely no direction whatsoever.

How many players will we get in before the first preseason game, and why does it rhyme with HERO?

31 days until the first preseason kick 0 players in

Is Angus off writing more program notes? The players aren’t going to transfer themselves in!

Ndiaye could have worded it any number of ways to indicate he wanted to go to Europe with Everton. Appears there’s a fair amount of smoke re: his intentions at the moment.

“Do They Know The Window’s Open?” sung to the tune of “Do They Know It’s Christmas?”

Sign anyone yet? Somebody wake up the committee.

www.maptap.gg June 14 97🏅 98🔥 99🔥 99🔥 95🏆 Final score: 975

Poch is a sandbagging mofo. Never seen a half like that from the US.

Tyrique George put up his own sizzle reel on Insta, similar to Jack’s with shots of the Hill Dicko and all his highlights from his half-season with Everton. Get it done (maybe it is?).

www.maptap.gg June 8 100🎯 98🔥 98🔥 98🔥 97🏅 Final score: 979

Bobble at the back post

Get 60 for Ndiaye, throw it into a good RB (Doue) and Fatawu from Leicester.

BOBBLE BOMB to start the day. Get him in.

Silly season ramping up. Strap in.

With the big manager dominoes likely falling this week, have to think some certainty around Moyes (extension) will also surface? Can’t let any due diligence turn into overdue diligence. Have to get this pinned down before WC and the window officially opens.

US Soccer can’t pony up for a Surface or iPad?

Ndiaye feeds Nic Jackson who skies it over the bar from 10 yards away. Looks ready to don the royal blue. Get him in.

Had to do better there. Yeesh.

Anybody with a whistle in the stands and especially next to a hot mic should be ejected immediately.

Glad they could let VAR have its moment for a few minutes on a crystal-clear penalty. Go VAR!

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