If I play this clip for the cashier at the grocery store will that unlock these secret lower prices?

I finished this book Monday night and I'm still trying to recover from all of the spicy scenes! 🥵🥵 Add to that a very intriguing plot and hot AF butches, I highly recommend reading this one ASAP!

I didn't sleep very well and now people on the phone seem to be on a mission to be assholes for no reason... I hate this job.

Because life hates me, my car appears to have run out of gas on my drive home... apparently my gas gage isn't working... at least I was able to pull off the road. I didn't need this shit on a Monday. 🤬

You had me at "strap on" 😈

In honor of banned books week, I wore my GCLS Writing Academy shirt to work. 😎

I've really been trying to eat healthier options for breakfast but this job currently has me so stressed out and anxious that I caved to my craving today.

When the federal government is shutdown but your department is still business as usual...

I don't know about anyone else but I'm pretty unlikely to take medical advice from a guy who can't even pronounce acetaminophen...

Me in the break room at work right now: 🥶

Me whenever my annoying coworker opens her mouth:

The kitty is ready for some WNBA games! 😸

Multiple things make me feel old regularly but reading a book where one of the MCs refers to Pretty Woman as "that old movie my mom loves" has taken the cake for this week... 🙃

Can't wait to start listening to this one!! 🥳🥳

Me on Tuesday: I really need to not use food as a coping mechanism Me today: Eff that, I'm stocking up on chocolate!!

Commissioner's Cup Champions!!!

FML 😵‍💫

I highly recommend this one! You get a fun, new love story while also getting a glimpse at how two popular Erica Lee couples are doing.

That was one hell of a game!! Really wish I could make it to more of them but fourteen hours round trip is a bit much. ❤️💙

Fever game day!! ❤️💙

Since they still haven't provided me with a mouse, I bought my own. The random colors make me happy. 😋

I've officially lost my mind... the Pee-wee's Playhouse theme song keeps running through my head. 😣

Well this is a dangerous post to see on a payday...

I don't think I'm grown up enough to do my grocery shopping... not only did I walk out of there with cookies and bite-size chocolates, I also bought this cute little basketball 🤪

Nothing like getting to work and realizing I forgot to take my Adderall... gonna be a long ass day.

When the sensory overload is more than you can handle, find a quiet spot to just relax... made sure to end up at a park with no play equipment so I wouldn't have to listen to screaming children.

If he thinks his job is bad he should walk in my shoes: 1/27- started a Fed job 2/21- fired from said job 3/14- reinstated and put on admin leave 4/2- told we're going back to the office 4/12- told just kidding, stay home 5/20- told we had to report by 5/23 I can't wait to see what's next 🙃

I'm going to need Amazon to stop recommending non-sapphic books to me.

Gotta love starting the season with a beatdown of your rival!! #Fever

My car decided to be an ass today so I had to get a ride from my parents. This meant being subjected to right-wing talk radio... Please explain to me why they are still obsessed over Biden's "senior moments"? I'm far more worried about the moron currently burning this country to the ground.

Gorgeous cover! 😍 I'm so excited for this book!!

As a Star Wars fan and former Catholic, this is an even more blasphemous picture than the one where he's dressed up as the Pope...

Fever basketball at Carver-Hawkeye Arena!! Probably the only time you'll see this much red in a Hawkeye venue. 🖤💛 ❤️💙

I'm not a big drinker but this sign made me giggle. 😹

It never fails. Every time I procrastinate getting gas, the price goes way up overnight. Will I ever learn? Probably not 😋

I binged the newest season of Love on the Spectrum. I just love that show! I always feel bad when the dates or relationships don't work out, but when they do, it's all so sweet. I wish they would do a new season of the Australian version, I want to know what those people are up to. ❤️

It was 74° yesterday, and today it's snowing...

I got the lint roller out to try to get some of the lint/cat hair off my pants. Two seconds after I finished, my orange and white cat decided to rub against my legs. 😒

I got the official email today stating that my job is being reinstated. However, instead of sending us back to work, we've all been placed on administrative leave. I guess it's good we will get paid, but it's pretty clear they are looking for a legal way to get rid of us.

I had a dream that I was part of a murder cover-up scheme, which I think means I need to start watching something besides true crime... 🫣

One positive to not having a job is being able to spend the day with my adorable granddaughter who is too sick for daycare.

Started the night off by watching my 5 year old granddaughter play basketball (Very entertaining, highly recommend if anyone needs a smile) then ended the night with a Hawkeye women's win!! 🥳🥳

I nearly froze to death eating lunch in the break room. Kind of ridiculous that they expect us to eat in there but won't ensure it's warm. I think I'm going to find a quiet corner somewhere from now on. That will also keep me from having to listen to inane conversations, so win/win.

Today lasted way too long. It will be a miracle if I don't fall asleep on the couch before bed. Unlike my annoying co-worker, I didn't get a nap in during the work day... 🙃 In good news, though, it's a 3 day weekend!! 🥳🥳

I had a dream that I was going to be late for work, so of course, I woke up in a panic only to realize that I still had 2 hours until my alarm would go off.

DOWN GOES #4!! Now I get to watch them retire Caitlin Clark's jersey. #GoHawks

The woman I'm sitting next to for training is a smoker, so now I get to smell that for the next 12 weeks. FML.

Every day I wake up with an ever growing sense of dread and I don't know how to shake it...

My parents got back from their trip to South Africa, so of course, they texted to let us all know they landed safely. I so badly wanted to reply, "Welcome to the insanity," but they voted for this shit so I don't think it'd go over well... 🙄