At some point I earnestly adopted @makyo.bsky.social's self-description as "a parody of myself" for myself and I feel this no more strongly than in moments where I say things like "this album sounds like if the Keyboard Drumset Fucking Werewolf band wrote math rock" with a straight face.

hi Val!!!

Working on a blog post for the game I just finished and it contains the phrases `sounds like Pedestrian Deposit unleashed a beehive into a room full of snare drums` and `uncomfortably horny psychic robot mind prison FMV murder mystery` just in case there was any doubt that I am still on my bullshit.

because I am me, I bought Slay the Spire and am not playing it, instead playing a Japan-exclusive adventure game from 1999 that was lost media until a copy got bought by a random person on 4chan a couple of years ago and which involves at least one FMV robot sex scene in which one participant dies

It’s one small scratch, it can’t possibly be that bad… (Maë was, as ever, great to commission~)

this might be my favorite thing that he's ever released; just 40 minutes of things I either needed to hear now or wished I'd realized earlier in life than I did

Had an impromptu double date of sorts playing the Rabbit and Steel DLC with @durra-gaaz.bsky.social @etcetega.bsky.social and @proxyglitchcat.bsky.social and man what do you mean there are two harder difficulties, we were getting absolutely thrashed lmao

Probably cloudkicker.bandcamp.com/track/he-wou... though honestly being a post-rock and math-rock cat means that answering this question feels like cheating

More dates should involve asking a cheesemonger “what’s your most trans cheese?” and watching Ringing Bell (1978). Okay well maybe that isn’t true because I never want to watch Ringing Bell again but

yeah I'm never getting this exact wordle pattern again lmao

ICE Breaker is this weekend, Spirits is going to crush this, fuck and abolish ICE.

I love MMO players because they’ll just use phrases like “emergency clones idyllic” or “unpotatoed unformaed tenet weapon” or “wvw celestial medic luminary havoc build” and manage to make them sound completely reasonable in every way.

he he, rawr~~ (Thanks for doing this, it’s cute as fuck)

Sometimes your partner just casually takes a picture that is the most Gender™️ photo of you in a while.

Resets the “days since a random person I bought art from at a con turns out to be my metamour” ticker to zero I guess.

ANE soon~ Tell me if I can say hi to you there :3

Some day I'll have a "normal" mental model of music discovery, but today is not some day, so instead I looked up the highest-rated post-metal album of 2026 (which is also coincidentally the lowest-rated post-metal album of 2026) and was pleased to learn that it fucks severely lmao.

naming this playlist "furry playlist" and backing away slowly

My list of "possible ways to open 2026" did not include "sending an email about a piece of kink gear that was supposed to have shown up in October" and getting a response within ten minutes containing a paragraph-long apology for shipping difficulties, ending with "I am sorry for your President".

"two transfemmes on opposite sides of the US have catgirl fursonas with the same short version of different longer names and I learned this because a third transfemme told me that they saw porn of me after confusing me for the other Ammy" is the sort of thing that makes me really love being a furry

We did it, EST animals. May your 2026 be better than your 2025, no matter how your 2025 was. <3

On 1st meeting of a previously unmet metamour: “oh, do you know the other Ammy in Seattle?” “No, don’t think so.” Ten minutes later: “okay, she says hi and that you don’t have to fight a Highlander death match over having the same name” phew, I’m so glad I’m not ringing in 2026 with a death match

Asking @sabera.mesia.blog a single question about pinball and getting a half-hour multi-thousand-word answer isn’t the energy I expected out of my night but it’s absolutely energy I’ll take in my night. :3

Octopath 0 impressions so far: - this game absolutely rules mechanically - every single villain, without exception, could be replaced with a piece of paper with a face and the words Villain McBadperson written on it without meaningfully making the character writing less subtle

Anyway, made some small profile updates in the name of "hey what if I actually tried to use this site more"; perhaps 2026 is the year that I won't completely fall off of checking 90% of the social spaces I'm in ever. :3

Doing the 2026 12-in-12 with several other animals; this is my only "structured" gaming in 2026 since Backlog Bingo (which I did for structure in 2024/2025) has ended. Should be fun! There's a good mix of stuff I already wanted to hit, stuff that looks neat, and Sickos Games™ in here. :3

I had severely underestimated how undignified “peeing in a cup for the first time since bottom surgery” would be but it turns out that the answer is “extremely” lmao

Bocchi “The Rock!” Johnson, is this anything??

You know that you’re watching a mathcore band when the pit perfectly adapts to the verses being in 11/4.

At a hardcore show in Somerville, it is 8:25 and the band has just started their eleventh song. Speedrunning truly is everywhere these days mmhm mmhm.

Headed to the vagina store to pick one up for myself, anyone need anything?

Apparently I am the sort of poly that gets me into situations like "@maebold.bsky.social‬ boosts porn of me that @glopossum.com did six years ago not realizing that it's porn of that cat that her girlfriend's been dating for a decade" y'know, I'm here for it

I didn’t expect my evening to include watching a room full of furries go feral to a jungle remix of a song called “puppygirl tf” but honestly I’m not exactly sure why I *didn’t* expect that because it kinda ruled.

sometimes you're playing an old RPG and...what

phrases that I read at a restaurant that I apparently have to read twice now to correctly parse them: "boneless poppers"

The morning ambiance at this coffee shop is apparently "the kid next to me, maybe seven or eight, is explaining the Among Us metagame to his mom, she seems lost, but also her half of the conversation is in Spanish so I have no idea if she's actually lost" kinda a vibe tbh

Using the Steam achievement showcase for its intended purpose, clearly.

Get yourself a girl who tells you she’s out of surgery by texting you “helooooo i lived biiitch” I guess :3

Partner's in surgery rn and I *really* should have brought headphones to this cafe but...I've been, overall, doing "better" than I've been doing in a long time. And it's really important for me to just stop and say that, appreciate it, enjoy it.

no points to the hospital employee who asked me "what's your gender" and responded to "I'm a trans woman" with "we don't see males", I'd literally rather not go to your office than argue about the fact that I'm not even trying to see you for things where my assigned sex is relevant lmao

Weirdly specific, but: I'm having bottom surgery in August and am looking for a pelvic floor PT-doer to get set up with before then, but finding one that will work well with transfemmes is kinda a wasteland. Have someone you like, in the "general Boston area" somewhere? Hit me up. <3

I just spent some amount of my evening beating a game that I will struggle to begin discussing because I *do not know what its title is*, nor does anyone else on Earth, and if that's not "Ammy is back on her bullshit again" I don't know what is.

Oh hey that’s me :3

damn, I should buy an air fryer

This Lyft driver’s energy is very “try to mask the extreme weed smell, but don’t quite succeed, so the car just smells like four different weedy air fresheners” and I can’t say it’s my favorite. :3

Reading Polywise on the way to a date feels like praxis tbh.

The fox has made its way across the country, safe where I wanted it. :3 Thanks to @luster.bsky.social for making it, I’m really happy it landed as well as it did. <3 also go read post-self uwu

I think I’ve owned or purchased seven copies of Parable of the Sower in my life so seeing it on this list was really neat, A+ book that I recommend to anyone who might remotely be interested.

I was not exactly expecting my electrologist to hand me “let me know how this feels later, one of The Girls showed me a better way to work on her dick that I really liked and have been trying out” so readily but at least I REALLY know she’s comfortable with trans women lmao

Somerville, the kind of place where you might hear the person dyeing your hair say “ACAB” without really even trying particularly hard to find a salon that’s queer enough to be Like That