Well... birthdays are one thing, but realising you've been in love with Lynda Carter for 50 years...thats a shock.

incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty

So good

Coriander is a four letter word.

No, Mr Bond. I expect you to die.

Happy War Of The Worlds Day to all who celebrate.

I hope Khegseth is enjoying his time as a partly sober big shot, because when Drumpf dies he's going to jail for a long, long time.

He wines and dines with argentines and kuwaitis

I'm working on a system of keeping one of every kitchen utensil in every cupboard. That way, no matter which cupboard you open, you find what you are looking for. 👨‍🎓

This looks suspiciously like a metaphor for the whole fucking country.

Mike Johnson is a busy man. He can't be expected to know anything.

the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist

Looked up a few Australian stats today. Last year about 440 thousand immigrants came here. About half that number left. So the net increase is about 0.8% of the total population. About 300 thousand babies were born. #auspol This clock is fun. www.abs.gov.au/statistics/p...

"That's not a cat... this is a cat."

The system needs to work for everybody. Not just those who are good at working the system.

Pickle doesn't give a fuck about being one of the first cats in the world to get to #caturday .

AI. It's not intelligent. It's quite good at guessing. AQGAG.

Antifa is the new woke.

End-stage Capitalism is the same as end-stage Monopoly. Now is the time to stand up angrily and flip the board over, or else one person ends up with everything.

If there was an embarrasing picture of me with my tongue sticking out and covered in seeds from a plant I'd walked past I would be upset if my dad put it on the internet. 😅 Pickle wishes you a happy #caturday .

Very cool factoid.

Got this little forgotten gem on the turntable atm. Dio on vocals. youtu.be/YKjtXM55Nu8?...

Trump be sure Martin Sheen was President before Obama.

Last #dragonfly of the season? #insects #bugsinflight #wildlife #nature #photography

Success stories never start with success. They always start with nothing.

Checkers. 💜 #caturday

I bet the advertisers were pissed off that they didn't get their ads on the highest rating show in the country that evening.

Dark times I know...but this is pretty funny.

The escalator has become a powerful metaphor.

#rapture youtu.be/pHCdS7O248g?...

Let's not immediately run back to our abusive partner because they apologised. A few months without Disney won't hurt anyone.

Art by Tim White for reprints of Isaac Asimov’s Foundation, Foundation and Empire, Foundation’s Edge, Second Foundation (1982-86)

If you have a problem with 97% of people...they might not be the problem.

I don't think I'm old but I do have a favourite spatula.

Holy shit! These guys goin' in hard. 😅

If you're opposed to an anti-fascist group that makes you a ___________. (Take all the time you need).

Worst ABBA tribute band ever.

Wasn't even a joke. He just said exactly what was happening. Absolute bullshit. Time to lawyer up.

Always good advice.

On the bright side Charlie Kirk still has his second amendment rights.

Putting my money down now and saying the Kirk shooter motivation will be that Kirk betrayed the Maga/Epstein file people when he changed his position and sided with Trump.

Good Morning:)

Ahhh, the glorious odour of grass being horribly mutilated.

I have to give Karoline Leavitt credit. She is great at her job. The lies pour out of her mouth with such ease it's a marvel to watch. A gaslighting masterclass.

I tell myself I've let go of the past. But actually I keep it about my person in a secret pocket. Sometimes I open it up to have a look and I really wish I wouldn't do that.

If he dies at the white house residence then they can keep a lid on it for several days and then anything could happen but if he dies on the golf course they will have to go with JD.

What exactly are they saying in those prayers they keep sending?

Frequency77. Time. youtu.be/JTjGr-XrI4I?...

Everything that's wrong in one sentence.

Inspirational.