farrow & ball torture

currently holding space for all the p.e. teachers' mental wellbeing whenever the score turns 6-7

ladies and gentlemen, her...

me when i get to break out my maldon salt bucket

been working on a project flat out for 2 weeks and I'm so nearly done but I literally can't look at it anymore I'm so over it

how I feel whenever I listen to vashti bunyan

bf has been playing nothing but shakira since he got home in celebration of her court win

the people who run our dodgyb*x got raided :(

WAITTTT does anyone know if Zack Polanski can run for mayor if Andy steps down

found out my new tennis buddy thought I was 25 this whole time

who let the dogs out

kinda one of the best albums ever released when u think about it

kicking my legs and giggling

I know a lot has happened chappell-roan-wise in the last four years but naked in manhattan still hits just as good as it did day one

was looking up a husky walk cycle for an animation job I'm working on and came across this absolute gem of a website

familiar froot etc etc

the presale isn't working, my vinyl has been delayed again, the weather is awful

feels rather appropriate for 2009 me

watching bf play re9 and I love just how much 'rule of cool' Leon nonsense they've crammed into this game

hemlocke springs' only UK date being a one-off show in London...why do they keep dragging me back to that god forsaken place

as someone that has only started watching euphoria this season, I love Bishop and will be big mad if literally anything happens to him

back in the big smoke for rosalia mañana por la noche baby

this opening three track run is sooo starter main course dessert absolutely delectable

not to pry but I'm watching someone on the bus research "photobooth poses" on pinterest, diva I fear we're overthinking

my text tone has been the kim possible beep since high school so hearing it in the puss puss remix had me picking up my phone like I'm pavlov's silly little dog even though I know full well it's on silent

I'm off out do you need anything

where'd all the time go - dr dog jackie onassis - sammy rae eighties fan - camera obscura have one on me - joanna newsom he can only hold her - amy winehouse call me when you get this - corinne bailey rae dtmf - bad bunny millionaire - kelis locals (girls like us)- underscores golden skans - klaxons

go-to song if I want to feel a little bit insane for 4 minutes

wait...is this is cunty or na

at this point my tiktok fyp is literally just tomodachi life clips do I just fold and buy it despite having zero money or free time

feelin ace

it's only when I type but I can never type remember right the first time. it's always remmeber, rememeber or rememebr

breaking news: lucky lad finds the world's biggest 4 leaf clover 🍀

not to give hens a size complex but what's even the point of medium eggs

essex is such an intriguing place as an outsider

okay why do southerners seem to think a steamer is a replacement for an iron

london I'm coming to get you

if you see me commit a murder suicide no you didnt

been briefed for a job where all I have to do is design and animate clocks all day which may sound boring to some but it's kinda my ideal friday

mate read me to filth in the beer garden

back on my bullshit

just passed the manchester ritz on the bus thinking "I wonder who's on tonight the lesbians are out in force" and got my question very quickly answered

feeling very age gap relationship rn (wanting to listen to new jessie ware but bf insists on new olivia rodrigo and adéla first)

in case you forgot, the meteorite's just what causes the light and the meteor's how it's perceived

happy new frog album day to meee

if you're coming to the orgy you'd better follow the rules

with new jessie ware soon, i often think about that time an interviewer told her that her music sounds like countess luann.

another year, another me getting unreasonably annoyed at coachella crowds going absolutely mild

in light of shocking new evidence, sources say they are indeed my monkeys, and it may in fact be my circus

due to negative reactions I'll no longer be telling people I like green bananas and will instead let people know I prefer bananas "al dente"