🎶 So this is Christmas, and what have you done? Yippee kiyay, motherfucker. Now I have a machine gun. 🎶

Service Outage xkcd.com/3170/

tech companies continually learning people don't want these things

“The first time I caught up to them, I could tell that they already knew who I was. They had seen me before, so they thought they were just going to speed away. I was like, ‘Ha ha, bitches, I got a new scooter!’"

Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/

They literally ruin everything they touch

I hate getting ads or seeing posts for crowdfunding campaigns that have not yet launched but they want me to subscribe to get notified when it does. I see that and then my opinion of the campaign takes a nosedive. Tell me when it's ready to back, not when there is nothing.

Newsletter: Binance’s Changpeng Zhao earns a gold-plated pardon as other industry figures fund Trump’s $300 million ballroom www.citationneeded.news/issue-95/

Nation’s Nutritionists Confirm Mini Versions Of Food Nummier https://theonion.com/nation-s-nutritionists-confirm-mini-versions-of-food-nu-1819580287/

Such extremism! So much terror!

Look what got delivered today 👀 Signed by @rasalvatore.bsky.social even #dnd #books

Carbon is very upset about getting fixed. I think she’s plotting my downfall.

It’s been a while since I’ve run a game for new players. I ran a skill challenge and they all freaked out at the success before failure or being trapped and panicked a bit. Really fun seeing the excitement as they succeeded. #dnd #dnd5e #ttrpg

This is Denni. She took an unexpected babysitting shift when she found a baby koala in her yard. She cheerfully delivered the joey to her human, who put them back in the tree to be reunited with their mom. 14/10 (FB: Steve Lamplough)

I talked on stream yesterday about my issues with the Arcane Archer Unearthed Arcana. I'm big on fixing problems, so I've drafted my D&D 5.5E Arcane Archer Redux, and gave design notes for why I made the changes. You can check it out for free right now! drive.google.com/file/d/1u_S2...

Travis and I has a great chat with Prof. DM around community questions, rumors, and general game topics. :) youtu.be/1pKvM_N9qq4?...

-Style Pizza xkcd.com/3142/

The nice side of the hour and a half drive to see the family is I get quite a bit of an audio book knocked out. My day to day driving is just not that much anymore.

Mercury approved white dragon egg miniature.

"If I wanted that, I would ask a junior dev to do it. The results would be the same but unlike the AI, the junior dev would learn something and go on to become capable of doing my job. If AI replaces the junior dev, where do senior devs come from? Who fixes the code, then?" 2/2

RT if u agree

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Left is a primed dragon egg mini, the right is a green-black with a copper wash. Four more to go. #dnd #dnd5e #dndminiatures

Going Online was an action you took and then walked away from as soon as your mom needed to make a phone call

Pick up Lazy DM books and fantastic adventures at the Sly Flourish Bookstore! https://shop.slyflourish.com/ #dnd #ttrpg

Today is probably the last day to pre-order the Dragon Town box set at the reduced pre-tariff price. Backerkit pre-orders will get shut down and moved over to my new website very soon, and the price of the special edition box is going up! dragon-town.backerkit.com/hosted_preor...

I did a fair bit of D&D crafting today. Healing potion test, primed some dragon egg minis, and a Gygax 75 booklet. #dnd #dnd5e #ttrpg #osr #dndprops

Both of the kittens I got have finally relaxed enough to both be on my bed at the same time. Send help though, one is sleeping on me abs I need to use the bathroom.

Sly Flourish Summer Sale! 20% all books (except City of Arches) and free US shipping for orders of $60 or more! Discounts applied at checkout. shop.slyflourish.com #ttrpg #dnd

the black mold inside my stanley cup talks to me like the green goblin mask

Kickstarter delivery day! Issues 1-4 of Knock! and I’m only waiting for issue 5 now. #ttrpg #osr #dnd

Just testing some paper tricks for props. I might have gotten the paper too hot when trying to reveal the lemon juice secret message. #dnd #dnd5e #ttrpg

Not me on a Saturday night looking up how to print a quarter page booklet (4.25x5.5in). To make a prop religious text for my current D&D work group. Then trying to think of text I could add to it and modify for the dragon cult. Just so I can hand out a book cipher puzzle 🤣 #dnd #ttrpg #dnd5e

Ten Easy Heist Encounters – Sly Flourish Patreon Podcast: Sly Flourish Patreon Exclusive https://www.patreon.com/posts/ten-easy-heist-135426357 #dnd #ttrpg

New Video on Aberrant Dragonmarks! youtu.be/nOOrtcZ39fk #eberron #dnd

I think my players for Tuesday are in trouble, Carbon is not in favor of a fair fight.

I’m so excited that I got cat beds and cat trees for my kittens to sleep and play in a bucket, box, and their cat carrier.

First I played: AD&D 2e First I ran: D&D 3e (tried to run AD&D 2e once as an 11 year old) Played the most: D&D 5e Run the most: D&D 5e Fave: Shadowdark Most recently played: D&D 5e Most recently run: D&D 5e Looking to play: Shadowdark Looking to run: Eat the Reich

The strong start, battle at the valley entrance.

No. Next question.

This is Taco. He is the most relaxed little guy in the world. Mostly because he does not know about emails or the economy, but shoulder rubs help too. 13/10 (IG: tacofoxyhuahua)

every time we get a spate of hot weather i remember i'm a discworld troll whose brain slows to a crawl above 70˚ or so

Elon Musk actually read a book challenge [impossible]

When you take a vacation while your constituents are drowning that’s called a Ted Cruise.

hi! 😃 i couldn't help but notice that scrolling is sapping your will to live! may i offer u a video essay in these trying times? youtu.be/Bdj14_jdumI

My June #dungeon25 post is a bit late, the last week of June was pretty hectic for me. But with the dragon theme from last month I thought of a good guy place maybe that might fit in. arcanekobold.com/2025/07/03/d... #dnd #ttrpg #dnd5e #5e #osr

We've unlocked another stretch goal for Book of Wyrms! AND! We've revealed 2 more stretch goals. There will be a free Wyrm adventure from Amber but even more exciting at 10K @wyrmzone.bsky.social & @sobg0blin.bsky.social will go to Ireland to throw a pie in @mapcrow.bsky.social's face!

A John Wick movie where he goes around assassinating neighbors who upset the local dogs with their fireworks.

we've already sold 1000 copies of The Secret Rules of the Terminal since it came out on Tuesday!! so to celebrate I'm giving away 1000 copies to anyone who can't afford to buy one. You can use code BUYONEGIVEONE to get a free PDF copy if $12 USD is a lot for you. wizardzines.com/zines/terminal