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I made a stupid joke where the punchline was me screech-singing "WHATS GOIN' ON?!â & now it's stuck in my head so if you live by the gun you die by the gun I guess.
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The event horizon.
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So has anyone identified this psychotic little fuckin' piggy yet?!
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Christopher Webb
1 day ago
A Black man was killed by ICE (off duty) in Los Angeles on New Yearâs Eve. And like RenĂ©e Good, he was an American citizen. But most people have not heard about Keith Porter. I need yâall to realize this. Black people experience this lack of visibility all the time when it comes to being victims.
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"I just can't help myself, I really can't, I just reach out & grab 'em by the Greenland Sea..."
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Soothing adjacent.
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Goddamn it.
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Exactly right. It's this, then Air Bud: Seventh Inning Fetch, & finally, Bang the Drum Slowly for some laughs.
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That is not melted popcorn butter the guy behind you "accidentally spilled" on the back of your neck.
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No-fault divorce has saved multitude of women's lives yet Republicans are actively trying to repeal by claiming it is hurting "innocent" men. Imagine being trapped in a marriage with your ex, that's what they want Texas HB 3401 Oklahoma SB 829 Louisiana Covenant Marriage Nebraska LB 498 And more
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Fingers crossed for a fast & full recovery, man!
www.cbsnews.com/news/nyjah-h...
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Olympic medalist Nyjah Huston fractures skull and eye socket in skateboarding accident
Nyjah Huston, who won a bronze medal at the Paris Olympics, is a seven-time world champion.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/nyjah-huston-fractures-skull-eye-socket-skateboarding-accident/
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These videos are still so jarring. Never has the contrast between "holy fuckin' shit, I'm watching this horrifying historical event unfold live" & "uhhh...I think that guy pepper spraying a cop is my milk delivery guy" been starker.
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5 days ago
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New game idea- Greenland or Elon's dick?
7 days ago
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"Nothing can compare to it. In fact, many people are saying the only thing that has more ballroom is my mouth, because Putin's are in there, but there's definitely room for more, Kim Jong, I'm looking at you..."
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12 days ago
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There was a show I watched years ago called Danger UXB about bombs that failed to detonate as WWII was going on, & it was fuckin' terrifying.
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15 days ago
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16 days ago
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Merry Christmas! You're an "influencer!"
@rob-sheridan.com
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17 days ago
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Who's watching who NOW, Mr. Kringle?!
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Official NORAD Tracks Santa
https://www.noradsanta.org/en/noradhq#OurMission
19 days ago
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I feel...heard.
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20 days ago
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".... and if you want testicles exclusively, just testicles, say maybe seventy three of them, that will, of course, be more extra."
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23 days ago
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Make America Grampa Again.
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25 days ago
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"More like Dan Gone-gino...!", typed me gleefully between bong rips.
www.ms.now/news/bongino...
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FBIâs No. 2 quietly tells colleagues heâs moving on
Controversial deputy director has cleared out his office, sources tell MS NOW.
https://www.ms.now/news/bongino-fbi-leaving
25 days ago
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"I support the President, & will do whatever is asked of me, up to & including Human Centipeding with other Administration officials, so please stop asking me about my lips."
25 days ago
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What an awesome combination of words.
@manmademoon.bsky.social
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29 days ago
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"No, no, no, I'm supposed to get top billing, not the goddamn bathrooms!"
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about 1 month ago
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It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like OHMYGOD WHAT THE FUCK AM I LOOKING AT HERE?!
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about 1 month ago
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Sure, things are getting disgustinger, but on the bright side, uhhh...it's Friday?! I'M REALLY TRYING HERE, MAN...
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My Top Artists of 2025
Spotify
https://www.spotify.com/wrapped-share/87d5d2bf9d7c470db65a889d75639787?si=n5qKpKblRRG0uYECGAP9JA&feature=wrapped&destination=datastories&lang=en
about 1 month ago
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I named my fists Ashford and Simpson because they're solid, solid as a rock and nothing's changed it the thrill is still hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot.
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about 1 month ago
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I'm starting a business called THAWT$ and in about twenty minutes I'm gonna be one of those kabillionaires I fuckin' hate
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about 2 months ago
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Macy's Parade goes hard this year, featuring a glasses free Rudy Giuliani mistakenly trying to seduce a hotel nightstand light.
about 2 months ago
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When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health.
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about 2 months ago
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Let the youth have their "6-7â. Adults know it's "6-9" for the win.
about 2 months ago
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"... likely to be the 218yh vote in the Epstein discharge petition..." So...which Democrat is gonna fuck THIS up?!
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2 months ago
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"In related news, Ansari & her team are pursuing a search warrant for Johnson's ass, as they believe that is where the representative's missing foot will be found..."
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2 months ago
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A film that youâve seen more than seven times, in a GIF
#Noirvember
#film
#noir
#cinema
#FilmNoir
2 months ago
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3 months ago
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So...they wanna be cooks?
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3 months ago
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And in a month, it'll be the Goode Olde Dayse.
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3 months ago
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(doctor flips through medical chart, takes a deep breath & begins...) "Ms. Halligan, if I'm understanding you correctly, uhh...I'm sorry, it's simply far too late for you to get an abortion... seriously, this kid is, what, five years old?!"
www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna...
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âAnna, Lindsey Halligan Here.â
My Signal exchange with the interim U.S. attorney about the Letitia James grand jury.
https://www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna--lindsey-halligan-here
3 months ago
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He's not wrong.
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3 months ago
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Question- I once ingested what I believed to be two tabs of LSD, but later discovered it was actually eight tabs of LSD. Today, I find myself agreeing with Rand fuckin' Paul. Are these events connected?!
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3 months ago
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Goddamn it.
bsky.app/profile/npr....
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3 months ago
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Holy fuckin' hell I might have to leave my house.
bsky.app/profile/gone...
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3 months ago
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South Carolina's gotta South Carolina!
www.npr.org/2025/10/12/n...
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U.S. measles cases continue to climb, with outbreaks across the country
In South Carolina, more than 150 unvaccinated schoolkids are under quarantine after being exposed to measles. Across the U.S., total case counts could be even higher than the official number.
https://www.npr.org/2025/10/12/nx-s1-5572507/us-measles-outbreaks-texas-south-carolina-utah-minnesota
3 months ago
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I will do more I will do better. I WILL DO MORE BETTER. (my idiotic self improvement mantra)
3 months ago
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Noem gets it- it's not enough to have the biggest dick in the room if you're not gonna whip him out sometimes.
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3 months ago
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What an absolute badass right up until the end of this life!
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