Going to the Devils game tonight! Hope they win

My phone isn’t working and I’m trying to invest in stocks before the market closes. Anyone have any troubleshooting ideas?

“Honey, get the gabagool. We’re so back.”

Idea: Every presidential administration is required to put on a musical with the entire cabinet one time in their four years. The people vote on the musical and a local high school theatre director will cast it.

This is this app fr

Me when someone puts back to back meetings on my schedule on a Monday morning:

Everyone: I don’t need another app to keep up with. Me:

Good news! The Cowboys suck on this app too!

Spressi Tinis for everyone #comedy #funny #relatable #bartender #espresso

Adding another app to the content train is huge for my therapist

Twitter seeing everyone move to Bluesky in one day