Final check-up! He scolded me for wearing sandals and says I need to stay in supportive sneakers for another 2.5 more months (I’m trying to be a good patient, but let’s be real: that’s not going to happen), but my foot recovery is looking great!

I really dislike animal print, but I really like this swimsuit. Honest feedback only: Can I wear this in public, or only if I’m being Bam Bam from the Flintstones for Halloween?

This way up

Is this what it means to bootstrap?

I hope plump bodies can be appreciated after this cultural preoccupation with Ozempic. Everybody being skinny is boring. Variety is underrated.

Not all who wander are lost

Bougie pet peeve: I hate when spas put a spray bottle of eucalyptus spritz in their steam shower instead of actually infusing the steam with eucalyptus. In keeping with my typical “heat and steam should be crucibles!” theme, I vote for menthol that pierces my lungs, lol

A 34-count convicted felon who pardoned cop killers and rioters now talking about “law and order” is some next level gaslighty BS

Motivation Monday: Nothing changes if nothing changes. Choose mindfully.

Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is sit in a patch of sunlight and exist.

Just tealing it like it is Linktr.ee/andraporter

I’m feeling really demoralized. It’s been 4.5 weeks of no walking on this foot. I miss the active/outdoor activities I enjoy, being able to do things for myself, and just having everything not be a momentous task. These follow-up x-rays do not seem promising. Appointment tomorrow.

Feeling hot, hot, hot

Looking for a Holy Grail accountant/CPA, who is well versed in working with ALL of the following: - 🌶️ work (1099, Schedule C) - Multiple vanilla Schedule C companies/income/regulations - Multiple Schedule E properties/income/regulations Please send recommendations!

I honestly think I’m over vacations that don’t include re-integration downtime prior to coming back to everyday life. I should feel refreshed and re-invigorated after a vacation, not exhausted and overwhelmed.

Is anyone familiar with the Kristen Bell sloth video? I definitely had a Kristen Bell sloth moment! I love these guys!

Jesus H. I had considered the possibility that I might have some neurodivergence but waived it off because everybody seems to identify with ND lately, but now I’m reconsidering because I’ve never felt so called out by a tweet.

Pardon my French, but fuck this trade war.

This is a gigantic robot with a butt plug and you will not change my mind.

Throwback Thursday to adolescent Andra from TEN years ago, who hadn’t yet discovered that sometimes when you think you’re being cute, you’re actually just putting off “I poop in planter” vibes.

Feeling pretty devastated. Travel plans are cancelled, ski season is over, family cruise has to be re-planned, & any activities that involve being on my feet are a no-go (insert joke). Boo! I added some items to my Wishlist if you’d like to offer some moral or practical support.

Intimidated by the idea of going all-in with a provider? Excited by the idea of getting to know someone new, without pressure? Want to (re)connect but don’t have a ton of time? Most of us offer and love social-only time!

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Seemingly unpopular opinion: Babygirl was horrible. It’s like the 2025 version of 50 Shades: cliche and stigmatizing in ways that would make anyone with experience in the real consensual D/s community cringe.

“Do you suppose she’s a wildflower?” —Alice in Wonderland

Join the beauties in their Sunrooms! Sunroom.so

I don’t know a single provider who leaves things behind on purpose. If you think she’s leaving things behind as a sneaky excuse to reach back out to you later, there’s a 99% chance it’s wishful thinking. Send her a gift card to plus up on Omega-3’s

Forbidden Fruit

Disclaimer: I’m glad I left academia, for reasons. But also: I received a phone call from one of my old colleagues/research partners, telling me he’d like to submit one of our papers to an AMAZING journal & asking if I’d like to join his research lab, & in the words of Borat:

My family knows and loves me 🤭

Question for SW parents, because I imagine many of us came from humble beginnings and want to give our kids the life and things we didn’t have: Do your kids earn the things they want, or do you give them the things they want?

I work hard to evolve, drawing on things like: A lot of therapies Nonviolent Communication Collaborative Problem Solving +other “nice” things But I’m also a Marine & my #1 archetype is Kali, so also: Shadow work Pain as a portal 🚫 excuses 🚫 artifice Transformation isn’t gentle.

Nothing can cure the soul but the senses, just as nothing can cure the senses but the soul. —Oscar Wilde

Saw this quote about emotional maturity & it got me thinking about how we emphasize not letting others’ opinions or ignorance get the best of us, which is great, but we should also be actively working to improve how we form & attach to our opinions & narratives about others

Merry Christmas!

Santa, I’ve been good. Give your elves a break and just use my wishlist, yeah?

Come, they told me, pa rum pa bum bum.

I like when you guys send me good Ask Me Anything questions! My video response is in my Sunroom

One difficult part of diversifying income streams with other (non-FSSW) forms of work is that it just doesn’t compare to the efficiency of FSSW money.

I know I’m a handful. That’s why you have two hands.

There is an owl living in my neighbor’s tree, & most nights I hear him hooting outside my bedroom window. Today I used his presence as artistic inspiration, & the process reminded me of one of my favorite quotes: “We don’t make mistakes, just happy little accidents.” – Bob Ross

It may be winter, but it can still be #swimsuitsaturday 👙

🚨‼️You guys, I just did something CRAZY! For the next 24 hours, I’m slashing my Sunroom subscription price to $0! That’s right, 100% off! Subscribe to my Sunroom for FREE for 7 days, but you have to act quickly, because I’ll be switching it back soon! (🔗 in bio) #sunroom

#foxinsocks Friday!

In case it hasn’t become clear: If you or your family is making millions and you’re not ACTIVELY—not lip service, but in actions of actual caring—helping to improve the lives of those who are less fortunate than you, you will be eaten when the cake (bread) eaters revolt.

Serious question: Should I make feet content? I have really cute feet, and I feel like I’m missing out on an opportunity, but I don’t think 99% of my followers give 2 hoots about feet. #footfetish #footfetishfriday #feet #cutefeet

I feel seen, LOL. Thank you, D.! #awesomegifts

The rote/performative exchange at the end of podcast introductions where the host says, “I’m so excited to have you!” and the guest says, “I’m so excited to be here!” is like nails on a chalkboard to me. What bothers you but shouldn’t?

Good morning! #nsfw #girlnextdoor #milf #petite