This is the smallest advent calendar chocolate I have ever seen

Any of you lovely people going to make a journey to my neck of the woods?

Rebecca Root is in that full cast Harry Potter audiobook? What could be going through her head?

I went to the village I went to High School in today. This Village Hall is where I played my first gig. We played a 40 minute set, walked off stage only to be told we had another hour and a bit left, went back up and repeated the set twice.

Beard

I had to sit through a PSHE lesson on Gender Identity and Transitioning and it was rather hopeful until it went “but actually if you pray and have faith in God, he’ll show you that you don’t need to transition because he already made you who you’re meant to be”

I bought beard oil for the first time

I think I’m going to hire a space where we can all go and just scream for a little while, who wants in?

Guys, sometimes you just nail some parallel parking

Guess who accidentally ingested a nut last night (I feel not so fabulous)

Finally

Saw The Northern Boys last night. Absolute trash, loved it.

Every ad now

I got told by the university to use AI to do my essay. That doesn’t sit right with me at all

There just might not be anything better than saving money on car insurance

My body has no energy at all, I’m so fatigued and struggling to breathe but I have to go into school tomorrow and teach because sick days aren’t accounted for in the first term. Whoops

I spent the whole half term sick as heck and only now it’s over have I managed to see a nurse. She was very sympathetic though, turns out I had the Covid and although it’s clearing up it gave an opportunity for a separate chest and throat infection to get it. Check in on your immunocompromised pals

There was a flag covered “keep Britain British” protest in Blackpool yesterday. Just when you think Blackpool has it rough, the stupidest people you’ve ever seen in your life come out and make it worse.

Guess who got Covid again

If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars,” “Star Trek,” “Doctor Who,” or “Transformers”.

I don’t know man, just let people take the chocolate

I woke up to a moderate boost to my credit score. I haven’t done anything to warrant it but okay

The amount of innuendo and implication in this Apothecary Diaries show is something else huh

I tired to pose these guys but realistically I think they need stands in their butts

I’m going on an actual night out on Friday. A Halloween themed “Emo Night”. I should very much be in my zone

Brianna Ghey's mum is worse than Captain Tom's granddaughter sorry. Daughter is murdered by a gang of transphobic kids and the response is to start "mental elf 💔❤️‍🩹" grifting and lobbying for phone bans. At least Captain Tom's fam were selfish little pricks. Ghey's are doing THIS. 🧵👇

I started putting all my Polaroids in a binder and it makes me really happy that I now have two pages of lovely Transformers peeps

I miss when my hair was like this

Drummers don’t get enough sympathy, I swear to god

The meme got me thinking so I checked my recommended and I promise I’m not a pervert

Aaaaahhhhhh

What would YOU do with a 15kg bag of M&Ms?

Please don’t let this be full of bad Peter Cullen impressions

A few years ago someone I considered a good friend accused me of some pretty creepy behaviour at a house party, I was completely cleared of this as I spent the whole time I was at the party with someone else. They confirmed that not only was I not creepy but that I barely interacted with this person

Lemme tell ya, people are dropping off this teaching course like flies

Not sure about blasting the call of the Elk over speakers placed around the bones of the Elk, bit creepy that

Not someone who bullied me in high school for liking anime saying that Princess Mononoke is their favourite film

I believe in you Moonlight, don’t let papa down

Oh shit it’s Pokémon Day

Once an emo, always an emo

A few bits for sale! Prices are all in, including UK postage. £200 Studio Series 86 Devastator. £40 All three Insecticons. £40 Hoist and Grapple. £40 Inferno and Red Alert.

You are asleep, you have two HP left, how are you resisting every darn Ultraball.

Aunty Donna’s live show was exactly what I expected

Yesterday was not only a great day for the emo community by the way, but a great day for the world in general

My best bud asked me to be his best man, roll on August

I love the WFC Seeker design so much, I just wish they had arm mounted weaponry (they don’t have to be null rays specifically)

Thank you to the person selling WFC Thundercracker dirt cheap on Vinted. You’ve allowed me to complete another Seeker Trio

Behold, the dangers of sun damage