classics of post

you know what fuck you *yaois your dark magicians* #yugioh

the felt fandom is dying. like my status and share if you’re desperate to be felt up

Welcome to online trans culture, where our top scientists are hard at work trying to create a contagious mental illness. Meanwhile, our bottom scientists keep successfully convincing each other they're dogs.

sketching kisses

If Gavin Newsom has a million haters I am one of them. If he has one hater it’s me. If he has zero haters I have died.

we gotta bring back forums for one simple reason: show me your character when you post your takes about the games I'm playing. whenever I see people post sailing takes about xp I'm just sat there like James Doakes "I know they're 1600 total but I can't prove it"

ME PRE TRANSITION: lava is so cool THE LADS: hehe yeah bro ME POST TRANSITION: lava is so cool THE LADS: aha easy mistake to make but actually it's very hot

NHS gatekeepers are telling me that I have to defeat the Witch King of Angmar before they'll prescribe me estrogen

i've said it before and i'll say it again: we all need to be reposting jokes more

endless internal debate of “do i not want to do [expression of femininity] because of brainwormed reasons or do i just not want to do it because it isn’t really me-coded”

It's time

We’re nothing alike. you (idiot) eat crayons for breakfast lunch and dinner, whereas I (smart) save them as a reward to eat after doing the dishes

deciding on dinner plans with the jester boy that lives in my head "Please my lady, not the microwave taquitos again, it's been so many days in a row" "Hmmmm...... I think I shall haaaaave..." "The taquitos again, madam?" "You fucking know it jesterboy"

the way you get better at anything is by being bad at it for a while

Doofenshmirtz was doomed to fail. he never learned to parry the platypus

a load-bearing component of “the magic of Christmas” is the invisible domestic labor of moms you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization

yeah...

I wish on JK Rowling everything that she wishes on women like me 💜

You ever think about how conscious time is basically the most valuable thing we have and it’s been commodified for us to labor for other people’s benefit and all the objects around the world are the embodiment of people’s lives spent on this process :)

a lotta yall still dont get it Broth holders can use multiple stock juices on a single broth so if you have 1 chicken carcass and 3 broth bases you can create 3 new broths

many of you

hooray!! wahoo!! yippee!!!!

sapphic afternoon outing #ciphlaea

no beautiful tgirl who i'm stupidly attracted to, don't bend me over the kitchen counter,,, please please please don't beautiful tgirl, i would hate that

*passes this to you*

Oh my goodness. I had a client's email account get compromised today, had to spend a few hours cleaning up the fallout. No less than 4 people at the one company were fooled by an email that, hand-on-my-heart, I promise I'm not making this up, that went to mischievous . com when clicking on a link

my stupid stupid brain had to draw this

Believe.

too weird

pet your puppy

i don't want to have to second guess if every image is ai!! i don't want to edit with ai!! i don't wait to generate anything!!!! i don't want to talk to an ai chatbot!!! go away omg

Remember to thank Rebecda Black today for inventing Fridays, we honor her today on Black Friday

A relevant gift for all your holiday needs~

hi

good sex is locked behind a big wrought iron gate and tragically the only way to get through the door and reach the good sex is for you to have a kinda unsexy boring conversation about boundaries and interests and comfort levels with your partner(s)

Indeerd 😌

I HUNGER

A second version to this piece! I really liked something with vibrant colors and crispy lines to the original one. Prob one of my most enjoyable and fun pieces in a long time! | #ocbsky #art |

reading together

twitter this last week

Dota 2