Alternate Universe: Its 2001, Philips just released their DVDI. Zelda: Wand of Gamelon and Link: Faces of Evil are getting HD Remasters. Luigi’s Motel releases in a week. Pokemon Channel uses a controller that actually looks like a TV remote. The world is better for it

AI not being able to even properly recreate dankpods’ thumbnails is funny as fuck Stupid ass clankers

"Man.." - Pikachu

Really feel like there should’ve been at least one historian in the Fire Emblem universe that went to their king like “Uh.. Every time in our planets history that a king has tried to take over other countries some twerp and their friends absolutely rolled them. So, maybe we don’t?”

Shower thought: Imagine a world where Kirito, Asuna, and Balls, sorry, Klein are on Floor 42 of SAO in the year of our lord 2026 and we just had a couple hundred episodes of chill MMO grinding. GIVE ME THE BALLS, I MEAN KLEIN GRINDING WOODCUTTING ARC

okiiii, I'm fickle and did a bit more Spring Salein' final list of pickups Rune Factory 4 Special Final Fantasy VII Remake Intergrade Trails in the Sky SC Marathon Freedom Planet Gravity Circuit Our Adventurer Guild Final Fantasy II & III Pixel Remasters

MF Ghost has to replace SAO as my most disappointing anime ever. The racing is so damn good, everything surrounding it is actual garbage tier. Desperately need some fanmade Battle Stage-esque cuts

Playing Yellow Legacy and I picked up Parasect cause I'm using underrated mons (Rest of the team so far: Onix, Pikachu, Farfetch'd, and Goldeen) And Torch has swept Misty, and walled Surge's Raichu. I think it can also sweet Koga/Sabrina/and Erika as well. Absolute monster.

hoothoot rolls up on you like this, wyd?

I don't consider myself a food (or snack) expert, but by god. Shaq Slams are the most disgusting gummy candy I've ever had. I mean, I don't like any of the flavors in it, but I love the other two varieties of the Shaq gummies so I gave them a try. Wasted my treat for the month 😔

Spring Sale pickups (+Upgraded Fallout New Vegas to the Ultimate Edition so I could play Viva New Vegas) Pretty happy with it, couple games to add to the backlog, and while super hard as a solo player ;w; I'm loving Marathon

I don't know if raising the price of your game to 80 bucks then making it %40 off is the best play when your game is fucking MindsEye

Enjoying Marathon, pray Pubg Black Market or whatever its gonna be called is a banger. A world where Tarkov, Marathon, Black Market, and ARC are all competing in the world of paid extraction shooters.. Yes please

Boutta enter a throuple so we can all split the cost of filling up the ‘97 Wagon R-Wide

Can we just like.. Pool our money together, pay the engineers and actual smart people at nvidia to keep doing their thing, and tell the dumbass corporate fucks to kick rocks? We make GPU’s, they run games, no fucking AI.

Team for Roxanne in Royal Sapphire :> Rise and Hoshina are not team members but are hopping off the bench to help out the main 4 :>

bro Clefairy's Royal Sapphire sprite is fucking precious

I might be colorblind, THIS SHIT IS NOT GRAY THAT IS BLUE

I really do feel like the Fiends are weighted in SMT 1. Supposedly all 3 have a 1/256 encounter chance at a set encounter location but I've gotten: High Priest: 1x Pale Rider: 2x David: 6x while grinding up to Level 88 for the Shiva fusion.

fuck this little goober, shows up just infrequently enough that I go "OH SHIT THAT'S NOT GOBLIN IT'S A FIE-" Anyways, level 82, only 6 more to go to fuse shiva and get that achivement...

I somehow got all 3 without a repeat.. So damn lucky, now I just gotta keep grinding them to Level 88 so I can fuse Shiva 😭 The good news is, getting all these super grindy achievements now means the Expert Law & Neutral runs should be damn near speedruns

AAAAAAAAAAA IT ONLY TOOK 50 FUCKING MINUTES

SMT 1 reminds me a lot of Gen 1 Pokemon in the sense that once you hit the "midgame" you're kinda let loose. Seemingly not "super" intentionally, there is absolutely a "set path" for new players, but to people who have multiple playthroughs it really opens up and you can kinda go wherever. Its cool

Imagine living in the Junkyard in DDS, transforming into a demon and just… Being like, a fucking Blob. Your first thought has to be “Oh I’m *fucked* fucked.”

I HAVE MAX AGILITY IN ICHIGAYA BECAUSE I CAN'T FIND A FORNEUS TO SAVE MY DAMN LIFE SOMEONE HELP ME

fuck this guy frfr. Spent an hour looking for his bitchass

second playthrough of SMT 1 for 100% achievements started annnd.. It's spreadsheet time baby

I almost made it.. I'm at the Cathedral in SMT 1 and now I'm just.. running back and forth outside grinding for magnetite with an ocean view.. I almost made it the whole game without running out of mag. RIP

PAGING ALL #CHICAGOBEARS FANS, Y'ALL GOT YOUR 4K PASSER IN MY MADDEN 05 FRANCHISE

Current SMT 1 100% status: not me getting lost for 2 hours trying to find my way to Shinagawa smh

Bruh Tokyo Destiny Land just turned me into a fucking frog. Fuck You Malt Destiny

About 12 hours into completing SMT 1 :> 18% of the way done

> Every Demon as Heroine and I run around Tokyo with Nerve Bullets in SMT 1

Doing Ginza in SMT 1 now, I always forget how fucking massive this place is. My OCD requires I step on every tile as well..

Finished the Soul Diver section of SMT 1, again.. Agility builds are insane. Even if a fucked up encounter happens? You just nope out, I haven't failed a single escape attempt lmao. Protag at max agility at like.. Level 35

Playing SMT 1 for the first time in a bit, and uh.. Yeah, speed build is the way to go. This shit is crazy

Can someone uber-famous who wasn’t in the files host a party for time travelers? I feel we need to run this experiment again

Finished Episode Aigis. My take is the same as when I started: Well worth the sale price of $10, but I’d be livid if I paid $35 No SEGA, I will not pay $35 for Episode Marie in P4R

the missionaries are smart, they sent two cute girls instead of 2 white dudes on bikes like the mormons. That being said, the missionaries and mormons in my area are always super nice. We get them at our house like.. Once every couple of years so its not a huge burden either.

So I made a post on r/megaten asking where the Raidou remaster was, and it was announced a week later, so.. Ahem.. Me on my way to Atlus HQ to ask where P4R is:

Got an ad for ZZZ, I have no idea if the game is good or not, but this like.. “bouncy/wavey” artstyle where I guess like, she’s breathing but her whole ass body is moving and her skirt is flowing up and down just looks super cheap to me. Like hoyo asked chatgpt to animate a PNG of her for you.

This #SeattleSeahawks team was a team of destiny. Sam Darnold excercised not only his ghosts, but the ghosts that have been haunting Seattle since 2015. #GEQBUS

they really did just announce Persona 4 Revival then went like:

Episode Aigis update: Level 56, 18 hours in.. Opinion stays the same as of now. For $12 I am super happy with it. Could not imagine paying $35+ for it though. SEGA/Atlus were out of their mind with that price

So.. Did EA ever apologize for whatever in the fuck this "Graphic Design Is My Passion" Scorebug is?

Finished the first “block” of Episode Aigis.. It’s *fine* I’m happy with what I got for the $12 bucks I paid. Couldn’t imagine paying nearly 40 though. Still love Metis

Started Episode Aigis. Touhou ADIA absolutely developed me as an SMT/Atlus gamer. Playing on Heartless and the first "hard" encounter with the 4 Stoic Snakes would've rolled me pre-ADIA playthrough. Shit they nearly did then I actually stopped and thought and beat them. Metis is bestie

So are we ready to have the discussion about how the GR GT is just a JDM Chrysler Phaeton?

So I learned that steam trading cards have like.. Full artwork, and all I'm going to say is that I need Tita in 13 Sentinels 2: 14 Sentinels

I think it's time we have a serious discussion about why ~ is so slutty.