I’d like to play poker with Danny. He’s a terrible liar. #mafsau

To think there’s a whole nation of Tysons - entitled, Andrew Tate influenced twats who expect women to be breeders while they live a selfish life. Let ‘em be lonely. #MAFSAU

In the name of the ghost of Foster Hewitt, how did the Canucks get to be so shit. Wasn’t that long ago we were in a game seven for a spot for a Conference Final. Depressing.

Cannot wait for Evander Kane to be traded. So, so many stupid retaliatory penalties and not much else. #canucks

Anyone who has watched #MAFSAU for more than 20 minutes knows that Bec’s statement about trusting Danny is foreshadowing an upcoming shitshow in their relationship.

F*** off, Tyson. 87% of Australia has figured you out. #mafsau #mafs

Does Steve really know what he needs to do with his next relationship? #mafsau

Fuck. Fuckfuckfuck. Heartbreaking for the Canadian girls. #olympics

Walked into the living room where the better half was watching the 730 Report. Everyone’s favourite onion eater, Tony Abbott, shining out from the pixels on the telly, talking about Oz needing to keep its’ Judeo-Christian values, etc. Fuck me, the man is nothing but predictable.

Thought Brooke was a decent sort, but maybe that was when she was next to Chris. Compared to the rest of the ladies, turns out that comparison is a low bar. #MAFS #MAFSAU

Hey, if Trump wants to continue to do his jerk-off dance to The Village People, all well and good; he’s missing something great with Bad Bunny. That halftime show was alllllll right!

Short man syndrome dude being matched with a lady that seems to have her head on straight. Six weeks. #mafs #mafsau

I give it four weeks. #mafs

Been watching #mafs with my new lobotomy scars for five minutes and have already counted four red flags.

Unbelievably depressing how many people are quite ok with a protestor getting ten bullets pumped into him because they think Trump is just swell. Fuck em all. #AlexPretti

In all my years of following the Canucks - almost 50 of them - I’ve never wanted to fire so many of the Canucks players into the sun as I have this year.

I’m wondering if any coach that was hired at the start of the season got fired halfway through the season. Foote should. #canucks

Stupid fkn challenge by Foote there. #canucks

Of course they did because Trump & Hesgeth are a couple of deadset motherfuckers.

Anyone wanna lend me five billion dollars so i can buy the Canucks from the Aquilinis? OR…maybe a bunch of us can pool our money?

It’s real interesting to me that the groups that are brushing off #ReneeGood as someone that should have complied or listened to an order are the same groups that were screaming when Ashlii Babbitt met her fate on J6.

Rescue helicopter around frankston beach. Damn.

All this shit people talk about an illegal war in Venezuela- it’s too fucking late to worry about it now. Who is going to stop that fat mango fuck now? He should have been stopped five years ago.

My dad and step mom, Canadians, are wintering in Mazatlan. They’re due to drive back home in February. Not sure going thru the States tomorrow, let alone February, is going to be a great idea. #FuckTrump #Venezuela #DemocracyIsToastInAmerica

Flicked to Sky News for info on Bondi Beach. ‘This inter-faith hatred must stop’ was one of the first sentences I heard. Fucking irony just died of a coronary.

I’m not so naive to know why something like Bondi Beach could happen but it’s a gut punch to the soul to know it did happen. Lucky country? Maybe not so much anymore.

I mean, I’m certainly not going to start cheering for the Wild but I am looking forward to seeing Quinn Hughes excel on a good team again. #canucks

I have to laugh at my fellow Canucks fans hoping to be dead last at the end of the year so we have the best chance to get McKenna. Good things don’t happen to the Canucks, people.

So. It’s going to one of THOSE games. And months. And seasons. #canucks.

Look….Kane isn’t too popular with the Canucks fanbase but that’s gotta give a small amount of credit.

You’d think Kane was a rookie for the lack of awareness about the refs looking for a retaliatory penalty. #canucks

Canucks missed a goal by a bees dick but it’s a good start, with EP40 driving the net. Keep that sort of thing up, plus maybe a PP goal, we’ll be ok.

Unpopular opinion. Garland isn’t as good as most of the fanbase thinks he is. Selfish, third turnover on the pp tonight. Yep full of hustle but makes dumb decisions. Still better than Kane admittedly. #canucks

Number 43, two minutes for hurting my fee-fees. #canucks

EP40 ARE YOU KIDDING!! #canucks

Currently working so not able to watch the game but the Canucks seem to be Canucking, as standard in Canucksville. Oops and just as I’m writing this up…it’s 4-1. I’m gonna go find a bar.

Refs obviously only paid for 55 minutes tonight. #canucks

Fucking Kane. More interesting in dropping the gloves than being defensively sound. He’s had one good game out of nineteen for the Canucks. Good candidate to be fired into the sun. Metaphorically of course.

I will never waste time on anything in my life more than expecting success with the Canucks.

That’s the class of Boeser - can have a real quiet game, then comes up big when the Canucks need a goal.

When did Tyler Myers turn into McDavid 2.0?? #Canucks

Sometimes I think I only love the Canucks out of habit. What sane person would follow this team from scratch nowadays?

Will we see Joe Carter part two?? Vlad and Bo made for that role. #bluejays

Still won’t put any blame onto Demko in this Canucks game. 2nd to the puck. Slow. Invisible 1st liners. Couple of bad breaks. At least this is almost done so I can switch to the Blue Jays.

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Be nice if more than just Demko and Sherwood would show up for Canucks games. Grateful we’re tied but geez Louise imbalance of workload or what.

I mean, I would anyway, but seems like a good time to avoid Mississippi.

What is the Blue Jays obsession with challenging Dodger arms? 🤦‍♂️ #WorldSeries

So should the Canucks have given Demko the 11.6, I wonder. Earning his keep tonight.

Damn. Just saw on the news two men died in Frankston. Was watching the attempted rescue from work.