went out for dinner with friends and three margaritas later i’m head banging my brains out at a metal concert I didn’t plan on, so, pretty good night

arcade fit check

some new additions to the pinball wall

looks like i’m going to nationals this year!

packing stuff into the car now for pinball streaming! aiming for 7ish

ok fine, ya caught me. i’m actually an ancient demon who possessed this form years ago and have been slowly transforming it to better suit me and my evil deeds

finally got a third webcam for my pinball rig, so i’ll probably be doing a stream tomorrow!

found my sports bra that’s been missing for a month, and uh, it’s definitely gotten noticeably tighter in that time

had a great weekend, was up all night saturday moshing at an awesome punk show, then woke up sunday and drove to cincinnati to win a pinball tournament >B)

ate so much pizza last night that i woke up with boob pains

i always wait to do my makeup after i clock in for work because i like to be paid for my art

made this little taxidermy display for the battery i removed from my Mac SE

who up wonking they willy’s?? (playing willy wonka pinball) Also my first stream in a few years! www.twitch.tv/rksmith

need to start bringing my peril-sensitive sunglasses to pinball tournaments for when i wanna look at the standings

being in a polycule sounds awesome, me and my girlfriends could rent a big house in the cool part of town and take care of each other and also make out

it’s the 8th anniversary of that time i got to wear the lasagna cat head

great mosh pit at teen mortgage tonight, got knocked on my ass, but luckily i have plenty of cushion so it didn’t hurt ;)

last nights public beta testing went great! barely got a chance to get away from my booth, but this year’s Local Game Harvest event was probably the best one so far and I’m looking forward to having more stuff to show next year

hank hill as a cenobite: “i sell pain and pain accessories”

the rise and fall of a midwest miku

all the flirty compliments and being called cute by so many beautiful ladies is helping to heal the psychic damage from being called handsome so much growing up

locked the fuck in

“i steal burgers from the rich and give them to the poor” - red robin hood

results from the women’s tournament at expo are in, my 14th place got me enough points to jump me up into the top 100, so now I’m officially pro ranked!

one last hotel mirror fit check before i check out

worst part of pinball trips is when they end. i was first in women’s qualifying, but got eliminated a few rounds in. also made it through 15 rounds of open finals before finally getting eliminated, which isn’t bad considering I only managed to get in 4 games for qualifying

asked the ai drive thru assistant if they could split orders and it immediately crashed and had to have a human jump on the speaker

got a high score during the tournament on King Kong, also grand champed James Bond >B)

got a stand for my keyboards because an organized hacker den is a happy hacker den

overheard upper management talking about how they need to cut more hours from us. i got an idea; how about these rich fucks take one less vacation day a year since it’s their shitty decisions that cause us to lose money. i’m sure one paid vacation day for them is worth at least a week of my pay

i’m officially going to pinball expo next weekend! first time i’ve been able to go since 2019, aka back when I was still in miserably pretending to be a guy mode

did some slight modifications to my stern army member shirt

just did a test fit of my halloween costume and i fear i may be becoming too powerful

partner got me the lego game boy, I’m very selective about lego sets since I feel like they could easily dominate your decor, but this one gets my approval. love that the zelda cartridge even has the watch battery for game saves

love this photo from the latest seawitches tournament, never used to smile like this pre-transition. all my poses for photos before were either drenched in detached irony or had a tinge of existential dread

got second place at the seawitches pinball tournament today, i am in fact human

really wanna get a job at twin peaks so i can take orders dressed as sexy dale cooper aka dale cooper

got a massage today and I knew I was in good hands when I saw they were wearing Chucky crocs

This feels more like a threat than a fortune

post u from a different era (i still have the cape)

[Said with the tone of a dinosaur appliance from The Flintstones] “It’s a living”

Had to leave my mark on the terf machine

up past midnight working on a wig for my Halloween costume and I think I’ve officially crossed the line into cosplaying

Concert last night was so fucking good, a mosh pit opened up and I ran across the room to jump into it like I was at a royal rumble

drank 2 much Baja Blast

they call the flavor umami cuz tasting it makes u say “oooh mommy~”

During pinball league someone’s little girl nervously came up to me to say they thought I was pretty and it was so sweet I almost cried 😭

I’m just a girl who enjoys the simple pleasures, like burping the alphabet and making armpit farts

Why are all the hot girls from this country 🏳️‍⚧️?

Finished making my pedal board! Now I just gotta get a power supply for it so I don’t have to use a bunch of power bricks