This week's New Yorker has a story about the Kinahan cartel, which includes their delightful nicknames: The Panda The Penguin The Viper Fatso The Dapper Don The Belly Flatcap The Ghost (Hezbollah operative) The Butcher (hit man) Duck Egg Knife Chess and they called their assassin teams NINJAS

May 26, 2026

Dark Knight Strikes Again, 2002

nice argument unfortunately I have already depicted myself as the dandy highwayman you're too scared to mention

Conker, my dear friend, you could NEVER have a bad fur day

I don't like watching music videos because they interfere with the images and feelings songs naturally put in my head

GRRM just posted this on his blog He goes on to clarify that Winds of Winter is NOT out and this is actually about the direwolves and then he posts an article about the direwolves (tbf the direwolves are cool) He's just actively trolling us now #GameofThrones #AbsoluteFucker

I'm reading #CarelessPeople and I am looking forward to The Social Network 2

honestly does a country even need an economy, anyway? Isn't it kind of like the appendix?

"don't go outside"

watching TENET again and thinking about how horrible inverted sex would be. You start by hoovering up your ejaculation, and then the rhythm is disorienting because the other person is experiencing everything in reverse... and don't get me started on the dirty talk! All backwards "sey sey sey dog ho"

I knew DC loved to call things Manhunters but I didn't realize the situation was quite this bad, the list of superheroes doesn't even include the GROUP or the MARTIAN Manhunter too many manhunters! stop it!!!

Watched The Brutalist. Absolutely loved the first half, but found the rest melodramatic, uneven, and occasionally ridiculous It's like There Will be Blood but if the second half of the script got eaten by a dog and then they hired the dog to rewrite it

Tibetan sand foxes look like they were AI generated, very upset this is a real animal

powerful words! thank you, Mr. Godfather...

sorry, but when I said I was interested in politics I was actually talking about the complex and intricate workings of the multi-species Covenant alliance in the Halo franchise I absolutely do not want to hear your thoughts about disgusting human real world Earth leaders

think about it this way: as late as he is, he's somehow not as late as he could have been

I love how dramatic the title is and how mundane the subtitle sounds by comparison Robert Langdon is going to travel across the world and dig through the most arcane texts only to discover his girlfriend left him because he was cheating on her with a horse trainer

putting the scorpion jacket on ED-209 and immediately becoming so horny you get lightheaded and crash through a glass table

This is Hellgate, a new villain "hell bent on Spidey's destruction." Am I old and out of touch or is this not a fun idea for a Spider-Man villain? Whatever happened to the weird relatable losers who just want to rob a bank or get revenge on somebody for being a dick?

I found the use of Dr. Manhattan in the DC comics universe borderline obscene? But I think they should do a big event with Morpheus Sandman as the villain. I'm pretty sure DC owns the rights so they don't have to ask permission or pay royalties or anything

typa shit I been on

"Murray, when you bring me out... can you introduce me as MUST WATCH -- HUMILIATED comedian returns to TURN THE TABLES on the haters 😱😱😱 (DO NOT WATCH IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED) ⚠️⚠️⚠️ This will SHOCK you! #joker #darkcomedy #comedy #superrats?" "I'm not doing that." "Okay fair enough."

I'm very relieved no one has been made aware of *my* phd english thesis, which investigated the phonaesthetics of the word "squeakquel"

just found out you can play as JEFF THE LANDSHARK in Marvel Rivals???

www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0Cp... I'm only a half hour into this and there's a constant undercurrent of seething rage that I've never heard from Jenny before, equally compelling and terrifying

I threatened to do it yesterday, so here it is: andor scenes as dril tweets

DENIMMMMMMMM (I got that) adrenaline momentum And I'm not knowin' when I'm Ever gonna slow up and I'm Ready to snap any moment, I'm Thinkin' it's time to go get 'em They ain't gonna know what hit 'em (When they get bit with the)

don't feel like getting into this on Twitter, but I made the gay sex cats AI meme. I posted it in a Discord and now it's apparently going kind of viral? so you're welcome or I'm sorry

Mulder, even putting aside the well-documented innate taboos against incest like the Westermarck effect, the idea that someone could get stuck in a washing machine in the first place is completely absurd

SHE'S GOT STYLE SHE'S GOT GRACE SHE'LL SPIT VENOM IN YOUR FACE SHE'S A DILO WOAH WOAH WOAH

I am going to get Roko's basilisked and I am going to deserve it

I think we all know how the release of the Napoleon Movie is gonna go #moviemindset

let's just say.... if Walter White had been dealing cats instead of meth in Breaking Bad... things would have gone down real different!

memejack thread

The amount of skill and effort people are putting into local large language models is insane, it's like if the Manhattan Project was open source and everybody wanted to fuck the bomb

Baguettes $200 Fromage $150 Ennui $800 Incestuous art films $3,600 L'esprit de l'escalier $150 someone who is good at l'économie please help me budget this. my famille is dying

@sonic.bsky.social whatever happened to Princess Sally anyway?

what up tarantula dicks