So @coreyptownsend.bsky.social said I been eating salads a lot lately. Well, yes

Mayhem!

If I’m not snatched this summer, somebody getting sued

Major congrats to Lencia Kebede, the first Black Elphaba on Broadway! 👑✨💚 #Wicked

After finally seeing Wicked on Broadway, I need part 2 of the movie now more than EVER!

People who can make the gym in the morning are undercover superheroes, I know it

If I cut you off it just means I care

My job just gave us Friday off

Not me liking the gym again.

I feel bad for Ariana she got shut out at the Grammys and the Oscars. They did not see it for mamas this year

The fact that I’m excited for a salad.

I keep coming back like a revolving door

When I tell you I screamedddd during the messy lady dinner conversation on #WhiteLotus this week!

Going to see Wicked on Broadway for the first time! 😍💚💖

Okay, Anora was fucking great.

Let me see what Anora talking bout…

Wait, they go togetha fr?!

Doing no alcohol AND no sugar? I think I’d die.

You know work busy when you find yourself checking your PTO balance mid-day

My friends gonna be mad when I don’t wanna be outside no more

Me everyday since trying to eat healthy:

Oh lawd Harlem! When there’s Chipotle, there’s gentrification afoot.

We really moving back to old Hollywood, skinny is coming back in and the Kardashians dating white 😭

Boop.

Wait, yes what was that about?!

Once it wasn’t Halle Berry presenting, I knew Cynthia wasn’t winning

Oh yeah it’s a chop for Cynthia…

Seems odd to me that Emilia Perez won a musical category yet we get no performance, hmph…? #Oscars

Anora is gonna win Best Picture

This man said idgaf, turn the music off.

They definitely don’t rush the A-listers off… #Oscars

And yet none of these performances hold a candle to Cynthia and Ari’s

Yassss The Wiz!!!

The Oscars denying Diane Warren an Oscar for the 16th time

Tisha Campbell won an Oscar, GET UP!!!

WHO DAT IN DA BACKKKKK #Oscars

Yoooo they really had the winners seated in the BACKKKKKK of the theater

Damn how far in the back did they have that man seated?? #Oscars

WHERE IS THIS DIVA?!

The music be so rude 😂😂😂😂

He say Samuel M Jackson?

Emilia Perez is a social experiment

That white lady singing 😂😂😂😂😂

The more clips I see I of Emilia Perez the more confusion I am 😂

Oh the academies loveee H.E.R. so she may take this

They really said Wicked was beautiful gowns…omg

I’m making a movie next year, I want an Oscar too

I wonder if the residents of Chile wonder why their country gets brought up in conversations by gay black men so often

SEX CHANGE OPERATIONNNNN

I’m happy for Zoe though.