Queen Eglizzabeth
@queeneglizzabeth.bsky.social
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Fear of conflict has a new bad boy
How tf would I know the address of the elephant in the room with us?
about 15 hours ago
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Would you rather reach out and touch God or the Fubo button on your remote?
9 days ago
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Pressing the Fubo button on my remote just to feel something
9 days ago
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Eagle Scout? Ok badge merchant
10 days ago
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At bat with my zipper down. Call that a sack fly
14 days ago
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K but what if your type of “vert” is “per”
16 days ago
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reposted by
Queen Eglizzabeth
jerkdotwad
about 1 month ago
these renderings of the planned white house ball room are ridiculously tacky
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Becoming an early investor in “wankclown”
add a skeleton here at some point
about 2 months ago
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No context images I’ve sent to friends
about 2 months ago
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A falconry hood for the modern man
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about 2 months ago
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Me when I’m in hugging class and everyone’s partnered up to hug but we don’t have an even number of students so the teacher says I can just practice hugging with the chair
about 2 months ago
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A panicky run from me trying to survive while capturing placeholder footage for Look Up And Go. Anyway here’s the eve of a trailer I’m working on.
#screenshotsaturday
#gamedev
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about 2 months ago
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2 months ago
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Sorry I don’t have the calf strength required to walk softly while carrying this big ass stick
3 months ago
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You’re wearing that? Now? In the time of monsters?
3 months ago
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Sainz to the
#F1
stewards
3 months ago
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Yeah, I’d like to try the taco soup salad, please
3 months ago
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The key to writing code when you're bad at coding is doing incantations before running it
#GameDev
3 months ago
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[Guy wearing one of these voice, talking to his secretary]: Joanne, forward that shit to my ass, I’m going to take this poop from the toilet
3 months ago
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Waddup big dawg, take your shoes off before you come in haha but no please do, the shapeless ones get super mad if you track dirt in
3 months ago
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Got that certain je ne swag quoi
3 months ago
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A heavy mech cock, you say? And this is the third one? My oh my.
#GameDev
3 months ago
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Do Androids Dream of Electric Feet
3 months ago
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Cool Winnie The Pooh:
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3 months ago
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We call that “dog medicine” in the dog medicine community
3 months ago
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Our AI powered toaster knows when it’s in a bathtub
3 months ago
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@patrickklepek.bsky.social
Dunno how best to submit this new game I found on Steam to you, but it's extremely "your shit"
store.steampowered.com/app/3672320/...
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Moving Forward with Cat on Steam
Earth turns. Cats turn. And you will turn too. Welcome to the world of inertia, a law of physics. A game of gravity and inertia with unique controls for the hardcore game lovers.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3672320/Moving_Forward_with_Cat/
4 months ago
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Guy at karaoke who forgot about that part of Money For Nothing
4 months ago
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Ankle deep in empty bottles of Bawls. Communal vitamin D deficiency. Smell so thick you could taste it. We used to be a proper country.
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4 months ago
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(touching her c-section scar) would you stop, for me?
4 months ago
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This person is not listening to an audiobook, I’m sorry
4 months ago
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4 months ago
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Self inflicted viking funeral
4 months ago
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Proving I’m not a bot by running traffic lights
4 months ago
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Not planting a tree because it’s only the second best time to plant one and that’s not a winner’s mindset
4 months ago
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James Dyson is an air type so he’d be weak against Steve Jobs because Steve Jobs is an electric type. Luckily for James, Steve was weak against getting treated for pancreatic cancer.
#pokemon
4 months ago
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add a skeleton here at some point
4 months ago
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Standing outside of a European Wax Center like a pro-life church group begging the women to reconsider.
4 months ago
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Instead of walking simulators, they should be called sadventure games
4 months ago
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Trying to make a joke without getting put on a list
4 months ago
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This one's for
#GameDev
: I sent a rough WIP trailer to my friend and said my 3 biggest inspirations for the "styyyyyle" were
@sorath.dev
's Hyper Demon, then Nix Umbra, and Swarm Lake. I got this extremely affirming reply. If there were a box, this would be on the front cover.
4 months ago
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4 months ago
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Driving a Prius filled with ice cubes into the ocean is the only way I can reenact the submarine sequence from Mission Impossible
4 months ago
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Enjoy your "digestif" The real men will be having a digestough
4 months ago
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@kirbysmartuga.bsky.social
she's probably still got 4 years of NCAA eligibility since she never played over here.
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4 months ago
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Direct translation of a phrase in Mandarin used to describe unemployed friends:
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4 months ago
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Ageless non-binary person with a portrait of Dorian They/Them
4 months ago
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Every AI company is doing the Dril candles meme but every single item is candles
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5 months ago
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45 seconds in and
#MechaBREAK
is good
youtube.com/shorts/yg_2_...
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She's Perfect
YouTube video by The Almond Brothers
https://youtube.com/shorts/yg_2_AD1dto?si=1RD2mn7WVv14F7Hk
5 months ago
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When I drink yellow Gatorade I’m an adult who is getting back important electrolytes after a workout. When I drink blue Gatorade I’m an iPad kid.
5 months ago
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