For no reason, here's Mari Ohara 💛

Bigger hyperspace pokeballs should count for more than just one.

Sometimes simp really wished Bluesky had a "Remove Follower" option.

Simp must always refer to simpself as simp. If simp breaks this rule, please punish simp

PeekThrough + Alwaysontop + Hypno porn of any kind = Intense subliminal machine

Simp wants someone to put parental controls on simp's Switch 2. The idea makes simp so horny

Simp is a dumb horny simp in chastity. Please tease simp for being locked up :P

Simp is so horny in its chastity.

Shiny Pidgey before shinies existed

Breaking character for a bit, it's my birthday today. :D

Something about Nurse Joy with glasses ❤️

Simp loves referring to simpself as only Simp. It's super degrading and arousing.

Should I try this too?

I want someone to keep me bound in a wheelchair so they can wheel me around in bondage~

When did they shut down Getdare? I've been on that site for so long!

I found the source of the ticking! It's a pipe bomb! 😀

Current shiny hunt: Alolan Marowak in Hyperspace

I got a shiny Tyrunt in the DLC wormholes. Sure saved me a lot of time resetting in the lab.

Me when someone irl touches me

Shiny portal hopping in the DLC can be pretty easy if RNG permits

2007 called. They want their meme back.

I like to think Vinnie sounds like the Kemo (The Hair Guy) from Yu-gi-oh, and starts every sentence with "Attention, trainers!"

Only a few minutes into the Mega Dimension DLC and I already got 2 shinies. One spawned during a cutscene

I feel like the Jacinthe battle theme is the new Megalovania.

Shiny Alpha Eevee! She's so adorable! ❤️

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar. I was obsessed with this movie back in the day

New Black Randomized Nuzlocke team. 1 badge down.

Guys, is it in bad taste to name my nuzlocke Drifblim "Hindenburg?"

I thought Shalpha hunting at Zone 17 would be dangerous. Turns out, I don't even have to go in until a shiny spawns.

Felt cute

Mood

If you see this, post a girl with glasses

Happy December, everyone

I've been hunting one shiny alpha per Wild Zone. So far I've gotten Spewpa (1), Binacle (2), Litleo (3), Spinarak (4), Whirlipede (5), Slowbro (11)

Struggling with the final Sephiroth fight in Rebirth. He keeps killing me at the very end.

"Honey, you can't dilute a war crime!"

- Chastity - Parental controls so I can't look at porn - Beta Safe browser extension to censor pictures of women - No Admin access - Deskman so I can't access the control panel or change my desktop I'm such a horny loser

Chastity and parental controls on both my phone and desktop. I'm so subby and horny right now~

He's a happy noodle

Mutuals, rate my look 😎

Got the Shiny Alpha Dratini. Looking for name ideas.

Big shout out to the Dragonite that helped me with the Battle Royale grind

Shiny Charm Get! :D

"Congratulations. You finished all 120 side quests in Pokemon Legends Z-A" www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYps...

3 more rounds of the Infinite Royale, and that shiny charm will be MINE!

800 battles down.... Only 200 to go.....

They seriously couldn't have made the 500 battles worth 100 more points?

Alrighty, I got my dex filled out..... :D Now for the battle grind.... :|

I'm gonna convert my profile to simp for Canari ;)

I honestly didn't expect the Jacinthe/Lebanne pic to blow up the way it did. 😄