if i was trying to have a private secretive wedding, i probably would pick somewhere with an underground garage and a system to load in decor that isn't right in the same place where regular traffic goes but IDK!

Lmao. Literally a performance. A film shoot.

every day I just try to enjoy listening to music and learning it’s history and every day I start reading something that inevitably ends with me thinking “no way, they killed him too?!” all these rock stars dying by suicide after their shows but autopsies not mentioning the unrelated head wounds….

do you ever just remember the scott swift emails and go hey what the fuck

Do you really want to know where I was April 29?

I’m still wondering this the next day. What happens if there is a wedding that turns out not to be a legitimate wedding?

Remember when they got engaged and popular swiftie creators were doing ads for a sports betting app?? “I’d say the 1830’s but without all the racists and getting married off for the highest bid”

I have a very strong ethical disdain for the unhinged p0lymarket/betting industry broadly because of how it capitalizes on addiction… but this is a rare case where I’m intrigued to see how much some idiot loses for betting millions on this lol

I want to know what the odds are of the wedding being called off or interrupted lol.

lol Wolf Cousins. Okay are we out of the woods yet?

See the options here truly are this is the bit of the century or the personality shift of the century take your pick

Just have to call out Focu’ Ranni again💍💒 English lyrics: I've already let my ponytail down I wanted to wear white, but I wore violet The sand you hold in your hands Slips from your fists if you clench it Better to speak now than stay silent forever And I can say that I'm at peace on my side

so here's the thing. You can have a wedding and not get married. They do it on film sets all the time

No one can convince me that that wedding is a real thing, my close personal friend Taylor Swift would not get married at MSG

Patti Smith’s memoir is Bread of Angels?! Get out.

It’s absolutely wild that she got a custom dress made for a “surprise” performance at something called Tight End & Friends where she performed next to a keg of Bud Light

Lmao what do you mean she wore a black and white dress that should have been golden.

Clive Davis been a gatekeeper of the industry He built Arista Records, “mentored” Whitney, Aretha, Alicia Keys, but he’s been accused of exercising extreme control over artists and backing exploitative systems Her DFA was a way to send the message “I mastered the system you built & I beat it.”

Agree with this theory. I think it was a fuck you to Clive Davis getting a degree with his name. curriculum includes intellectual property, music contracts, production, and artist autonomy, but they don’t offer a DFA, so that’s the only reason it was “honorary”

I stand by it wasn’t a coincidence that she happened to get her honorary degree from the Clive Davis school of music or whatever it was called at NYU.

Ding dong the witch is dead 🎉🎉🎉🎉 Rejoicing this one

Tomorrow is my last day dog sitting. I’ll never do it back to back again. I’m too exhausted after almost a month of it. Both dogs had diarrhea at some point. One kept peeing on my rug. One is aggressively cuddly and big/heavy. Very sweet but I’m so overstimulated. Luteal phase It’s been a lot

My bets on she’s shooting a scene for her movie

Influx of new Gaylors on TT? Happened this time last year too.

I started using a closet/wardrobe app a few weeks ago and the thrift stores started giving me the most whimsical things. I’m not a fashion person. I was more interested in the cost per wear data and also being tired of wearing the same things because I forget what I own. But this makes it more fun

Imagining a world where people’s actions also changed their height over time.

lol I missed this Dead Poets Society moment on Fallon a few weeks ago.

I’m seeing the surprise song piano because I want the mashups ups and live albums.

beautiful genius @the7wivesofrh.bsky.social

imagine going back in time and telling yourself 2 years ago that taylor would be performing you've got a friend in me with randy newman 2 years on from the day that she played it's nice to have dorothea... but then remind yourself that she also played haunted THAT SAME DAY, 2 years in a row 😬👻🏚️

I think that rumor about Ben Stiller shooting a Knicks NBA Finals documentary on his iPhone are true

Her eyeliner is THICC. She’s on her vigilante shit for sure.

Describing the attire for Rosalia’s LUX tour to my friends as “if baptisms were slutty. Think lace, pearls, and nipples”

so if it’s “November” right now and the calendar is real then today is….. reputation 🙃

okay she wore these with ice spice, ashley, and blake 😅😅 i fear we have 30 seconds

The braid is giving fishtail again 🧜🏼‍♀️

Someone here called that she would be at the Knicks game tonight too 😂

no one’s smarter than you 😆🫶

Where are the TTPD time crime truthers 🔍

Okay pride swift day being 1331 days since Midnights is a big 👀 for me.

Yesssssss

so friday (6/12) being the toy story interview taylor is featured in is SENDING ME for many reasons, but let’s start with the announcement of the additional 3 shows on 6/12/23 8/27 11/19 11/24 (these dates together literally give me goosebumps - lock in and follow along w me)

It has pockets!

A patched up shredded tapestry dress. Champagne Problems, anyone?

The tee I made for bleachers tonight!

Is this the curtain call before the encore?

I got here as soon as I heard.

I thought they were roses, but I think they may be carnations. 🌹💐

Sometimes I think my soul only came to earth to experience wearing pink pants.

Counting down… 🍅