Patty the Pirate

I flew four Delta flights in April, but today’s flight is the first time I saw the new safety video. I love it! Absolutely amazing. I need to pay better attention I guess. 🔥🔥🔥

Family gatherings bring out all the feelings. It took almost 15 years for me to be “friends” with my mom, and it was all erased in one afternoon. She may have forgotten my childhood but I haven’t. And I won’t forget everything bigoted she said today. 🤷🏻‍♀️

this is a lot of pug

Last few minutes in Hawaii.

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I went to the Championship Game and got a Coke Zero so had an amazing time.

Breaking News: I did not, in fact, sleep on Monday.

You know how social media is a fake slice of real life. Yeah. This.

There was some running done. Some.

Florida is hot. Why didn’t anyone tell me?!?!? 🤭🫣

I always look like a big drunk pixie on my Ring camera. I was, in fact, not drunk.

Up way to early for the first of up way too earlies. I will sleep again on Monday. After 13 years or so, runDisney is really losing its appeal.

Hey @ray.blue

It’s Lenore’s 12th Birthday! I love this lil pug. Long live King Lenore!!!

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The administration took down the reproductive rights website that women need access to. So The Skimm bought a url and brought the content back. Pass this on! Go to reproductiverightsdotgov.com

Goods Unite Us has a lot of shortcomings, and people don't seem to have the ability to use it as a tool for further research instead of the bible.

I am no longer stuck in Florida. I am now stuck in bed.

the calm before the storm…or the uncomfortable flight home.

today feels like this. only colder.

That’s 77 miles down…and I’m luckily done. The rest of the gang is off to Disneyland in a week to finish the month off strong.

my feet hurt. let’s go to Magic Kingdom!

Three races done. Being the runDisney Marathon bubble is a blessing and a curse.

20 years of Goofy. I have only done a handful. But here I am.

and that’s a wrap.

The octopus head was swarmed by ants. It has swam away.

I have to run, stop being a pug with those eyes.

how’s your day going?

Last night, this dumb dog slept just like this for hours while I laid awake. Why won’t they just lay down?!?!

This jerk pug is barking so much, they farted. And now they are looking at me like I tooted.

Today was post allergic reaction, almost died, whole body hurts day. Here’s the dog that didn’t care and wanted to be carried everywhere.

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It took an astounding amount of time this morning to get this Pug Butt photo in focus. And here it is: King Lenore’s ruining Lulu’s morning.

wait, everybody over there on threads told me there was no algorithm here. lol (That’s just a cute little inside joke with myself.) I refuse to like the 10th post. I’m sorry 🦋 people.

we came home and all the jerk pugs are in one piece. the house doesn’t smell like pee so things must have worked out.

The dog sitter has reported she can’t get the pugs to stop peeing inside. now i’m embarrassed. Jerk pugs.

All the mountains were out today.

The puppy is a terror.

Before the puppy started terrorizing these pugs, they spent countless hours frolicking happily.

It’s been a day. If only I was as tiny as Lyapuff.

Patty the Prate Labelle wanted you to know she is here too.

King Lenore the toothless

So Bluesky is just people posting things that went viral on threads, which were things that went viral in twitter. And people buying all the Plan B as if strangers are going to find them in two years but people who need it now can’t get it. Cool. Glad I’m here.

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Had some milk that was expiring and @ray.blue wanted to know why I had to make cream cheese instead of just tossing it. It’s clearly because I’m a good little trad wife 🤣😂🤣 Oh the cream cheese is done and delicious.

Puff and Lulu stuck behind King Lenore.

Lenore and Lulu practicing their social poses.

Then there’s Lulu. She’s barely old.

Lenore is the oldest, so she’s first.