"What oath of office?" DJT, probably.

I get it, we're all out here trying to come up with the perfect turn of phrase that will break the MAGA spell. But sometimes I just feel like this kid.

Someone asked me, "would you risk your life to vote" to which I responded, "would you risk yours to NOT vote?"

Two people are murdered by his goons and all he cares about is "PUBLICITY"? JFC, is there no end to his vanity?

Let's see... Trump is in the Epstein files over 5000 times. By comparison, Jesus is in the Bible between 900-1500 times. When will MAGA wake up and see that he's not only not Christian, he's the very polar opposite.

Let's see, Toilet Paper USA is having Kid Rock perform an alternate half-time show because the racists can't stand to listen to an American singing in Spanish. Can't fix stupid, but the racism makes it easier to spot. I mean, seriously... Kid Rock? JFC, that guy has never been relevant.

Maybe we need to make a deal with Donny Dirtypants. Take him to Fort Knox, tell him he can have everything there under two conditions: 1) he can never leave or move the gold, and 2) upon his death all Trump assets become property of the Treasury. Then watch him sell out his family.

Has Trump done anything at all for which he SHOULDN'T be imprisoned?

It's becoming clear that he's the head of that snake.

Only on days ending in "y".

JFC YES!

That 💩 needs to change ASAP.

"Yes we are breaking the law"

With Trump's DOJ seizing the ballots from Fulton County GA, the next step will be the gaslighting that he actually won that election. Okay, whatever. It would mean that this is his third term, and thus constitutionally invalid.

Remember when Biden sent masked murderers into Republican states? Yeah, I don't either. President Biden wasn't a fucking psychopath.

Dear Don, not everything is about you. Get a grip you petulant baby.

What's the possibility they've put loyalists in place to steal the next one? I can't believe anyone but the most deranged would vote Republican after this.

She definitely killed her face.

JD wants to be the Sofa King. You can tell because he's Sofa King gross and Sofa King far up Trump's colon.

Is there anything that Trump has actually done well? Crime - Cities less safe Groceries - More expensive Equal Protection under Law - not if you have a tint to your skin Constitutionality - The Constitution has been shredded Padding his pockets - yeah, he's done that. But nothing for the people.

Yeah, under Biden. And Obama. And every other president before this shitshow.

"A Prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people." -Declaration of Independence

Make Treason Wrong Again

Hey ICE, STOP KILLING PEOPLE, ASSHOLES!

Until they're willing to get nailed up there, it's all performative bullshit.

I cannot wait til JD gets to the "find out" portion of the program. What a worthless weasel.

This Is What Chump's Regime Does 👇........

ICE is now responsible for 66% of the homicides in Minneapolis this year.

If you are angry, stay angry. They want us to think this is normal and how life will be. I’ll be dammed if I ever let that happen.

The 2A crowd is being awfully quiet about that "well regulated militia's in the face of actual tyranny. Performative pansy ass posers. When this is over, there must be penalties for those who cowered in the face of their constitutional responsibility.

The sooner the better.

Why are we surprised that the American president is kidnapping children with his gestapo? I mean the dude fucks little kids. It's his DNA. RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES

Today I prepped some delicious Spanish-style rice with coriander and sazon, and that got me thinking: Of all the delicious food in America, what of it is actually culturally relative to America specifically? BBQ, maybe? I love BBQ but in the immortal words of Jesus, man does not live by bbq alone.

Jack Smith would be a much better President.

Republicans at large didn't like the fact that she was a woman with joy and plans and abilities. Weak people were intimidated.

Just ICE. and fuck them.

Because Democrats, by and large, do not participate in assassination.

Open it Donny! OPEN IT!

DEMOCRATS: Not one damn dollar should be given to ICE. EVER. Defund the gestapo. Make America safe again. Bring back the immigrants, deport the racists.

His entire life has been a complete failure. And have you seen his kids? Those rotten apples didn't fall far from the tree.

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Once he declares the Insurrection Act, there will be no more guardrails left to protect him. He and everyone around him will be systematically eliminated.

And yet, that's not even his worst quality.

To everyone outside America: We the sane hate what he has done to destroy our country but escalation will only lead to bigger problems. Once he's suspended elections, there will be no more guardrails left to protect the regime.

When you have broken as many laws as FOTUS has and caused as much wanton destruction of the administration, you are an enemy of the state. The military oath, "To support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and DOMESTIC."

Why is it always the pro life crowd shooting defenseless people in the face?

I miss waking up without existential dread.

BARF.

I especially like the line, "et tu Brutus?"

IMPEACH STEPHEN MILLER!