Scorpio season 👏🏾

The hack squat machine ain’t nothing to play with ! I prefer V squat machines more though .

Quiznos? Cosi? Subway? Jimmy John's? Jersey Mike's? Any sub shop I visit from this day forward will be judged not only on the taste & value of its sandwiches, but their weight, velocity, & stability of their wrapping.

I’m just now realizing I’m on my barber page /website.

Everyday I debate if I’m going to cook or eat out

The only ones I remember the most is iPhone 4 , iPhone X and the 11pro for some reason .

iPhone hasn’t had a new revolutionary design since the X. I feel people only upgrade now when they have to ,at least the people I know .

Instagram maps trying to get a bitch hit in the back of the head with a pistol ! What was the reason ?🫠

My mama said boy you just be wanting a reason to show your legs 😂! No ma’m I just don’t like the heat or being hot .

56 days until Fall begins. 🙂‍↔️

The amount of people who wave at my ring camera that come on the apt tours for the apt across tickles me. 😂

MAGA supporters arguing with Grok is the funniest shit ever 😂😂. Just delusional

I hate when people can’t hold their big dogs. I can’t be running from Cujo . The aggressive ones

It’s a good sleep if you wake up confused

People will pass gas and then look around like they don’t know what happened! The audacity 😂 like we know it’s you

That B Simone clip be having me on the floor cause she was so serious 😹

This is when I officially start counting down to Fall 🍁 🍂

Back to the gym after a month !

Not Popeyes & McDonald’s beefing 😹

I been off the grid

The best way to start the day with an affirmation!

I never be up before 8:30 like that ! It’s my lil cousin calling on her way to school , all you hear in the background “ can’t get no coochie out the queen put some Lulu on this butt 😹😹😹! Faces all in the FaceTime like girl why is you calling me this early

I got May & early June left in me ! The weather been good actually . As soon as it gets to feeling like a heater outside ,I’m gone be ready for Autumn 🍂

I put a mask 😷 on because these play play as allergies I never had before wanna play !

Wrist on glitter ✨ Waist on thinner

Scorpios are psychic , have a third eye and have premonitions play if you want to 😂

That lady that was scared of olives 🫒 on Maury was my favorite episode 😹😹

I want a baby ! 👶🏾

I just realized I don’t see butterflies and lightning bugs like that anymore !

Only want to share my body and love with one person

I like exclusivity sorry not sorry

I feel like every week I have a song of the week! I play it out and same routine continued

Positivity is key 🔑 everyday !

I need to be on the Cocoa Butter channel! Let me bring one of my dishes 😂 I’ll give some opinions !

I don’t wanna hype ya, but you a lucky nigga if my mean ass like ya

Mutant X was ahead of its time !

Nowadays it’s the lover boys VS the fuck niggas

Can I Call you Rose 🌹?

I be trying to make my second barber not feel like a rebound ! You matter as well he really does. My Kelly to my Bey

Music is therapy !

I showed one of my Best-friends my plate photo that fool said who Pinterest page you stole that from 😂😂😂

The fact that I’m cooking breakfast at this time is crazy!

That guy made a post saying he found his person and that guy killed him 24 hours later that’s so sad !

The way my neighbors had sex all night to SZA ! Now they arguing this morning ! I’m so glad I’m moving!

When you genuine within you’ll always win!

The scammers are getting so strategic now they texting phones with tickets and acting like old family relatives who can’t remember!