Twitch notifications are always like "Your puppy dog is starving! Watch xXPro_GamerXx to save him"

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You can see something so bright your sight breaks. You can hear someone so loud your hearing breaks. You can touch something so hard your sense of touch breaks. You can touch something so warm/cold your sense of temperature breaks. Why can't you smell something so strong your smell breaks?

this old man makes youtube videos the old fashioned way (heartwarming)

I dont understand when people ask "How dare you ____". Like what do they want to know? What would you answer if someone asked "How dare you eat an apple?" for example? You want to know the mechanism that allows me to be brave enough to eat the apple? what

wow this is the third ocarina of time remake (if you count twilight princess)

The way the entire universe seems to align when you find a good approximation for trigonometric functions is a bit beautiful

the piccolo jr arc spiritually is the first DBZ arc if you think about it

I don't get credit cards. I get to borrow 10k interest free if I just pay it off within 1 month? Why can't I just borrow 10k, keep it invested for 4 weeks, sell investments, pay off interest, repeat forever. That's just free money, is it not? This should be a huge loss for them.

There are only four colors that could be called "primary colors" in a non-arbitrary fashion and that's violet-blue, cyan-green, green and a deep red... And eventually humanity will agree

They should let me design a Yu-Gi-Oh game. There is so much potential but somehow almost all their games turn out horrendous

We should release a bunch of domesticated cats on a small island and ensure the shoreline is always populated with plenty of fish to eat and give them caretakers and then wait 2 million years and watch them evolve into whale-kitties

It is a bit funny that people will talk about difficulty and balance in game design like it's a deciding factor and then ocarina of time, one of the most acclaimed games ever, just has an upgrade you may or may not get that just doubles your health right before the final boss

Finishing my basement RN and my brain keeps coming up with spots for secret stars, too sm64 pilled

i want to eat 150 chicken nuggets

I think people are ruining art for themselves and others by insisting that art should have a message. I think it should have a worldview. And then you can derive a message or lection tailored to you as from being exposed to someone's worldview. Messages are a property of propaganda, not art.

still don't know what the difference between "trust but verify" and "distrust but verify" i feel like if you are verifying you are implicitly not trusting??

one more youtube short and im gonna start bringing my kids to pokemon card conventions with me to collect free cards from youtubers

Rayman 2 always makes me sad to see, because everything in there is so well crafted, but the game just has no soul. it's like great cereal with no milk

Did kids that bring fire spin Charizard on RBY to the playground get beaten up back in the 90s?

we need to get rid of that cheesy youtube editing where its looking gloomy and they fade the screen and music out and then only the music comes back in while showing quick shots of something that solves the problem

Isn't it kinda silly that we compare art horizontally (sci-fi books to fantasy books) instead of vertically (sci-fi books to sci-fi movies to sci-fi games to sci-fi images)?

i am unreasonably passionate about the fact that either fish dont exist or whales are fish or fish is a very stupid word ive been saying it forever and slowly people are seeing the light

fish editor

bug that only exists when you don't observer it

i still can't believe i ran a whole ass sponsored giveaway for echoes of wisdom last year to the most liked mario 64 funny death gif and literally noone entered except for my cousin in law with a shitty ass gif of him running into a chain chomp that he self-liked and then he won

daydreaming about travelling back in time to 2011 to upload an mario 64 sequence file to smwc that contains an ACE exploit into game memory which contains code with an ACE exploit into your computer memory and then idk

Did anyone else used to add up their entire supermarket run while waiting in line for the cashier to give them the exact purchase price of your groceries to prevent having to carry around thousands of pennies?

Babies enjoy when you translate or rotate them at a fast pace (we were). Do you think they would enjoy getting scaled at a fast pace if it was possible?

really lame rendering trick (real n64 recording)

Just gave GTA San Andreas a try for the first time... How the FUCK is GTA a popular franchise, this entire game is literally just repetetive chores with funny cutscenes thrown in

It's honestly fair that Mario Galaxy 1&2 bundle costs 60$, Nintendo has to make up for the massive financial loss that was the initial release of those 2 games

The onslaught of creators making long videos about niche topics they do not care about needs to be stopped. They clearly don't understand what makes the niche topic interesting and get many small facts wrong. I'm not sure if it's AI that enabled this or if people just figured out youtube.

I actually prefer personalized ads. I'd much rather ads show me something I may potentially be interested in than some random product

Going from 20 to 40fps was genuinely easier than going from 50.00 to 50.03 fps. There's only one thing left on my to-do list for engine upgrades before I would say my optimized engine is "done".

theres a worm in my brain and it keeps hitting the meow button

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nullptr check fan vs assert enjoyer

please revert the vscode git integration update man i cant

god i wish the weighted clothing from dbz was real and didnt fuck up your joints

What is wrong in this clip? I will not reveal it unless someone guesses it.

Am I stupid or is this a compiler bug? Why is the loop unbound in assembly? Where is my comparison with 20??

Jubilee 1 guy who claims dolphin is fish vs 20 guys that believe seahorse is fish

youtube's automatic translation feature is criminal holy shit

we need a 2018 reddit humor big chungus keanu reeves breathless funny compilation themed mario 64 overhaul

I think the idea that "assembly is faster" comes from the fact that programmers capable of programming in assembly are on average better programmers and will naturally write more performative code. The actual code generated is often slower than what GCC would generate.

Why have I never heard of games in the style of the early 3d Zeldas? You'd think such a beloved genre would have hundreds of copycats. Mario 64 does....

yahooing my mario rn

The type of code I wrote after only assembly programming my entire life and then switching to C a couple years ago is kind of hilarious

outplayed