You wanna see how conspiracy theories start? I watched the most recent Jimmy Kimmel intro on YouTube… the voice says “now… Jimmy Kimmel!” but the auto-generated captions translate this to…

There are these two young frogs in a pan on a stove, and they happen to meet an older frog paddling the other way, who nods at them and says “Morning, boys. How’s the water?”

Route::get('/{subject}/{predicate}/{object}', [SpanController::class, 'showConnection'])->name('spans.connection');

Had fun talking at an @orcid.org event today. This is my new favourite slide 🙂

My latest @newscientist.com cartoon

Him takes my taxi Him helps me with my English Him tells me it’s “he” #haiku #uber #procrastinating

"I was very angry about how easily people’s identities can be misused."

Something I've been working on 👨‍💻🙂 I'd love to hear your thoughts... 🤔 #researchintegrity #RIVER

There might be better way to defend against academic fraud, and it doesn’t involve magic black boxes and fighting AI with AI… and I’m writing about it - first report here stm-assoc.org/document/tru... and second report (with ideas) coming next week 👍🏻

Ben’s brilliant, for the record 🙂

So if I post here, do people say hello like in the olden days?

Finally got round to importing old Twitter follows into Bluesky... hello everyone :-)