Oh! You know who I think deserves her share? Her governess! [And Beyla starts screaming.]

Felix is a mean old bitch, pass it on

She sure is! [Then don't look at her. 😉] Gosh, there's so much cobbler here, I don't think I'll be able to eat it all. Too bad Beyla is snoozing away in her little bed. "Buh– But..." [Papa is being ridiculous. Obviously, Beyla is sitting Right Here. But Mama is smart, and she'll point that out.]

Since when is Dedue the handsome one?!?

#FireEmblem #FE3H FE風花雪月無双 ドゥドゥー

Wow, look at you.

[Her little lip quivers, and she holds her hands up to be picked up. But her father has other plans.] With who, El? It's just you and me here, sweetheart. [And Beyla's eyes go wide as dinner plates.]

[Sylvain pries his wife free of their blubbering daughter, and Beyla visibly relaxed. Papa's here, and he always has kisses.] Here, sweetie, let me get this weird bug off you. [Instead of bringing her in for a hug, though, Sylvain sets her on the floor and turns the hell away to kiss Edelgard.]

[REEMERGES FROM THE GREENHOUSE WITH A BOOT HEEL COVERED IN PEGASUS DUNG.💢💢💢💢💢💢💢] I'm gonna strangle her.

[Haha. Dead man walking. 😀 Sylvain squats to Beyla's eye level and clicks his tongue with disappointment.] I don't know, El, this doesn't look like our Beyla. Just a weird, purple goblin. [And he heaves the most tragic sigh.] Which means Mama and Papa gotta eat all this cobbler alone.

There's no way she's going back to the lake a second time. . . . . . . I bet she's at the greenhouse.

Got em 😏

I want you. . . To tell me. . . How that jockstrap rash tasted. (ಥ ͜ ಥ)

That's worse.

Don't worry about it. [SNIFF. SNIFFLIES. SNIFFLE.]

.

How'd that jockstrap rash taste?

Color me surprised. Dimitri's a booty goblin. 🫣

... Guess we're not having peaches tonight.

[WAIT A MINUTE, DID SHE JUST—] Oh, when I get my hands on her... 💢

"YOU THERE! HALT!" [Shit shit shit that lady from the confessional must've reported him] 🏃🏻‍♂️💨💨

AHA—a...? .

[Oh boy, here he comes, right around the greenhouse~! 👁️👃🏻👁️]

[Just scared the shit out of some poor lady in the confessional booth.] Oooh, you're so gonna get it the moment I reel you in...

Forgive me, Goddess, for I'm about to commit a whole lot of sinning.

[CATHEDRAL SEX??? 👁️🫦👁️] Oh, I pray I'm headed in the right direction~✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨

Oh, thank the saints. I found someone else to make fun of. @beautyetlacurse.bsky.social ~! We should have a picnic! ✨

[Holy fuck,] Gimme a hint and I promise you'll get a massive reward~✨✨✨

A little game of cat and mouse? I'm 𝘴𝘰 in. Ready or not, here I come~✨✨✨✨✨

Your place, or mine? 😏 Lady's choice~✨✨✨✨

Oh, come on. This is just a warmup. Don't tell me you think I lost my touch~✨

Babycakes, you have no idea. 😍😘

Nope. Nope, I'm cool. Everything's cool. I'm still the best.

He knows how to flirt?!?

Hilda's back. You know what that means. 😏 ( • )( • )ԅ(‾⌣‾ԅ)

... Where's that boss music coming from?

Who are you, and what have you done with my workaholic wife, huh?

[!!] Oh, you're not busy?

That's my girl. So smart and creative. 🥹 I gotta see this with my own eyes. [And he scampers away!]

I have never caused an ounce of trouble in my entire life. [One sweet, sweet little peck ought to take care of that curiosity.] Where's my perfect angel? What kind of shenanigans has she gotten into?

[Sexily approaches to twirl a pristine lock around his finger.] What are you talking about? It looks gorgeous!

H Hey, honey! Wow, did you do something new with your hair?

Nature is amazing

Get me off stable duty, and your cheese stays pungent and moldy.

I will pee all over your cheese stash.

Do I look like my father to you?! . Don't answer that.

I'm never gonna let Dimitri live that down. (ಥ ͜ ಥ)