May the odds be ever in our favor that Trump and Maga go away forever

So do they volunteer to be a tribute or is there a draft?

If 3am were a post

Ugly sweater

Charlie who?

How did we end up with a president who so fully embodies all 7 deadly sins?

proving she is still a piece of shit

Conservative: I don't like Trump. He just says crazy shit. But the economy is important to me. Me: So how can you tell what's real and what's crazy shit? Or do you just cherry pick what suits you? Conservative: 🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗

Does this app work? Please like or comment so I know we're all present and accounted for.

Quick reminder. Trump is a child rapist.

Superior race to the bottom of a Doritos bag maybe

I was today years old when I made this post

AI is so annoying. His brain isn’t anywhere near this big or well-formed.

I feel like it would be useful if Maga Patriots understood the difference between patriotism and nationalism.

Why are there still so many people in NY?

I hope my disdain for Mike Johnson isn't perceived as homophobia

Anti-woke

You don't need a secret decoder ring to see that Trump's accusations are always an admission of his own guilt

Most people think the healthcare industry won't every change but Luigi Mangione sure gave it a shot

Republicans are the party of kick them while their down

Our government has swamp ass and the chafing is real

I hope my disdain for Mike Johnson isn't perceived as homophobia

A criminal billionaire politician calling the word affordability a hoax is rich

Trump the sequel currently has a Rotten Tomatoes 🍅 rating of 36%

The healthcare plan is two weaks away

When do we get to hear the little piggy squeal?

Still can’t believe we have a president who eats the checkers.

Um. We have Trump derangement syndrome because he’s fucking deranged. FFS

Signing into my CompuServe account on dial up modem was faster in the early 90s then the Chase ATM is today. #FirstWorldProblems

Am I losing my mind? Can’t tell if my feeling that change is about is false hope (again) or we’re finally reaching a shift in the tides.

Would you vote for Michelle Obama for president?

Shouldna bragged ‘bout grabbin pussy. ‘Bout to grab back.

Yes. And water is wet. They don’t care. 😕

So the guy who created the department of war gets nominated for the Nobel peace prize? FFS

Kiddy Fiddler on the Roof

Can we fill the “swamp” back up?

Usually people with dementia are the ones that getting scammed, not scamming everyone else.

I will not use thumbs up in person or as an emoji as long as Trump is alive. 🤮

Poor people, fearing Democratic socialism (ensuring their basic needs are guaranteed) is peak Maga.

America grabbed it and didn’t even have to ask permission.

👈 well hydrated by MAGA tears

How many wars have you stopped so far Mr Trump?

For any avoidance of doubt, if you still think Donald Trump is doing a good job, then your opinion about Zohran Mamdani is both useless and irrelevant. But not meaningless, because we see you.

Islamophobia is diagnosable and treatable. Treatment is effective and often involves behavioral therapy and coping mechanisms like going and fucking all the way off.

Woke feeling just a little better than the last 9 months

Beginning of the end of this insanity.

Holy fuck. Mamdani came dressed and ready fucking play. Turn up the volume!!

The majority of us are not billionaires. Let democracy do its thing.

Maybe Rep. Grijalva would have better luck with Speaker Johnson on Grindr.

Props