didn’t get hayley tickets dropped my coffee hair got stuck in my headset in the middle of a call alright wrap it up i’ll try again tomorrow

so then i popped out and did it again and did it again and did it again

House Republicans were willing to starve Americans - to shut down the House and not call it back to session where they could try and reopen the govt and fund SNAP - to keep this from coming out

i thought you were gonna catch meeee

I know my dog loves me because she chooses to sleep in my bed with me every night despite me being the most restless sleeper and probably waking her up several times through the night.

welcome to my annual selfie drop. i’m 34 today, which is pretty bonkers. i’m real happy to be here. life doesn’t look anything quite like what i thought it would at 34, but it’s goooood. hope everyone’s been doin stellar out there. alright good talk see ya later xoxo

what is this weird feeling i’m feeling? is it hope??

excellent

what do you MEAN i’m turning 34 in a week? is that allowed? i didn’t plan this far! what do i do with my hands??

I’m aiming for a 160-165 when I eventually take the lsat and I just got a 161 on my most recent practice test WAHOO YEAH

bounce bounce baby bounce back to meeeee

I say it all the time but I truly hope everybody gets to have something in their life that’s as special as @tbsofficial.bsky.social is in mine.

need. coffee.

bilmuri tonight :~)

Life comes at ya fast. Sometimes you’re at work scanning people in for a show and suddenly your old therapist is the next person in line

4 weeks til i’m a real life paralegal 🫨

I get to see @tbsofficial.bsky.social real soon and that is what I’m most excited for :~)

dude how cool must it have been to be present for turnstile’s tiny desk concert

I just saw a pickle pizza in real life for the first time and I am distraught

🎁🎄🎉Support announced!! The Acoustic show and pop-up shop is back!!! Get into it!! takingbacksunday.com/tour/

oh i LOVE u

We would have SCREAMED for him all night if the orchestra hadn’t kept cutting us off ⭐️

I forgot NYC pizza slices are absolutely massive I have made a terrible mistake

I can’t believe I’m going to see Leslie Odom Jr as Aaron Burr with my own eyes and hear him sing with my own ears tomorrow.

i wish i could text my dog

kickin off my week-long broadway extravaganza with six tonight. love this show.

I got a really cheap upgrade to first class for the flight I’m on and idk how I’m supposed to go back to economy+ after this

i’ve been awake since 2am and i’m startin to feel a lil wacky!!

I lost 15 pounds on the No Matter What I Eat My Body Rejects It diet

Happy Birthday Adam!! 🎉🎈🥳

a little more than two weeks of studying for at least an hour every night and my score is up 5 points on my most recent practice lsat i’m starting to think i might actually be able to do this

gmail not having a recall/unsend option is so wack

A free and democratic society cannot silence comedians because the President doesn’t like what they say. This is an attack on free speech and cannot be allowed to stand. All elected officials need to speak up and push back on this undemocratic act.

Everything happens so much all the time

Someday when I die and someone finds the notebook I’m using to take notes for LSAT prep, they’re gonna think I was either brilliant or absolutely insane. Ideal legacy.

wow i can’t wait to be at starland ballroom with like 90% of my favorite people

settings > content & media > autoplay video & gifs = off

consider this: beat up car by taking back sunday

It truly is the most wonderful time of the year!!!

SCOTUS says racial profiling is constitutional, at least when Trump admin does it during roving, aggressive, astonishing immigration enforcement in LA -- where a district court found fed officers were arresting Brown people for ... speaking Spanish. www.documentcloud.org/documents/26...

yes hello, lsat prep is melting my brain :~)

this course is so unserious

apples n peanut butter 👍

So how far into this term are they allowed to keep blaming the previous administration for stuff?

oh good grief dude

🗣 SEPTEMBER NEVER STAYS THIS COLD WHERE I COME FROM AND YOU KNOW

good morning

is it time for the holiday shows yet

#USAnotRFK!

oh hell yeah