CHOTINER: Let's address the controversy. DOWNEY JR: I DIDN'T make out with my daughter in The Judge. CHOTINER: She was your niece? DOWNEY JR: Not my daughter. CHOTINER: Why were you relieved? DOWNEY JR: Can't you admit that it's not as bad? CHOTINER: You believe there's degrees of acceptability?

Leftists need to start treating "vote blue no matter who" as an opportunity rather than an indictment. If your average Dem voter is going to vote for whoever gets the nomination then work your ass off to win the primary. Winning purity points online is meaningless. Go out and win actual elections.

It’s insane that future history books are going to have to explain how “gamergate” became the effective ruling philosophy of the richest nation to ever exist.

1. Filmspotting 2. Blank Check 3. The Next Picture Show 4. Comedy Bang Bang 5. This Had Oscar Buzz

GOOD LORD Hopkins

Putting aside that sexual assault has nothing to do with how attractive someone is. Dude...what are you talking about? She's hot as hell.

LGBTQ should reclaim “Gaylord”. Should be the equivalent of “hoes in different area codes.” I’m so awesome at sex I have a whole manor devoted to it. “Please don’t be disturbed by the twinks as you roam the grounds.”

Hey man. I didn’t know you were on here. Thanks for letting me know so I can mute you. Haven’t missed hearing your thoughts in the 2 years since I left Twitter.

I worked at a Rite Aid where Peter Gallagher came in to get a flu shot.

What a fucking ghoul. What kind of sociopath would post this in response to this news. Anyone who tells Amanda Marcotte to eat shit has my vote.

Now when I blast "I'm Shipping up to Boston" at full blast in my car it will be with a patriotic tear in my eye.

Post a fictional character who you think would be antivaxxer. Hard mode: no villains

I had a dream last night that I made Ben Shapiro cry by telling him I slept with his wife and she’s slept with tons of other guys and through tears he said, “She’s just doing it to get me more listeners.”

Two winners in a row that were easily the worst of their categories.

Have really considered it I probably would also try to burn the whole world down if I had mangled my dick into disuse.

People still don't talk enough about how Robert Downey Jr. makes out with his niece in The Judge.

We're not tuned out you pieces of shit we're just going to other places for our info because you nuked your reputation for no reason. Maybe take a look at what Wired is doing and get a fucking clue. Passive aggressive bullshit from the assholes who helped usher this in.

Move fast and break things (planes mostly).

So unbelievably close to a classic Craig Calcaterra typo

I thought all these assholes loved Ayn Rand. How do you end up on the other side of the Fountainhead on this issue?

My wife has spent a total of 15 hours on the phone with Anthem over the last two months because they keep denying services my autistic son is preapproved for and they legally HAVE to cover in my state. They steal our time and our money. They offer no service. Health insurance is legal parasitism.

Here’s the thing about the constant catering of the right by mainstream print media. You need us on the left because we actually read. Conservatives don’t. Want proof look at the traffic for Daily Wire and Fox News online. Without our hate clicks you’re going to wither and die.

Can't wait for the first "sportsball" block lists.

Independent of it being offensive(it obviously is) it reminds me of the cringiest insults the lamest people I went to high school would come up with.

Once they figured out rage articles got more clicks than good articles a bunch of writers absolutely lost all perspective on life and see everything online as a game to make everyone as mad as you can for attention. It's best to let this version of the web die.

Probably a direct correlation between a media that spent 4 years lying about the Biden administration that also comes on Bluesky and complains because there's not enough Nazis for zest.

Only people who hate work from home are the people who spend all day going to other workers to talk to them for 30 minutes at a time about how busy they are.

My family was so poor there was a newspaper article in the early 1900s about them called “The Infamous Albrecht’s” in which the writer dunked on my great great grandfather by saying “he claims to be a machinist but displays none of the skills necessary”

Hanging on my bed room door as a kid

It's not our job to run interference for billionaires. If you consider that your job Peter good luck to you. But we don't have to support it with OUR money. The press earned this lack of trust. Don't blame us for it.

It sure is tempting to just say "fuck this country" and take care of yourself but all of us have people we love in our lives who don't have that option and we need to keep fighting for them. We can't abandon them now.

In New Yorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrk, Aaron Judge is swinging through sliders, he can't seem to make contact, now they're booing in New York

Personally know a republican woman who voted for Harris and lied to her husband and said she voted for Trump. Trying to keep the hope alive.

www.imdb.com/title/tt2377... Movie executive: Ok, but who's the audience for this project? Writer: Trump's two vice president candidates.

The ICQ "Uh oh" message noise fills me with joy.

Youtubetv deciding suddenly to block the Mets Braves game for no reason. Wow. Thank you for that.

Love that the two modes of response to this are "some really fun movie experience" or "some extracurricular activity I got up to with a romantic partner."

Don’t love watching Tua smack his head in a Thursday night game.

Tom Brady is exactly what everyone thought he’d be as an announcer a robot programmed only to spout vapid cliches.

Since everyone is back on the Russiagate beat I’d like to remind everyone that Donald Trump Jr said the Trump Tower meeting was about “adoption” and one of Putin’s first responses to The Magnitsky Act was halting adoptions of Russian children by Americans.

Pretty sure I just got hit up for a fake political poll that was just an opportunity to lie to voters about the Democratic candidate. They asked how certain statements would make me feel there were 25 statements all about the Democrat and all of them complete bullshit.

www.nytimes.com/2024/08/20/u... I don't often read Peter Baker, is he always this condescending and full of shit? This is basically fan fiction.

Gender is a performance and I'm hiding backstage after because none of my friends showed up to see it and I don't want my castmates to know.

If they're willing to grant Trump immunity for trying to steal the election it's definitely fair to wonder if they'll just overturn it if Biden wins now, anyway. Literally there is no reason to trust anything from the Supreme Court at this moment.

Bobby Dalbec is a cursed doll you can't get rid of.

Mackenzie Davis is a poor man's Elizabeth Debicki

It's going to be so funny if the Eagles have a big penalty on this drive.

What's crazy about the Eric Adams thing is cops famously don't like bribes.

David on the phone: D as in Me

I'm a specific type of nerd. The type that looks up film adaptations of Crime and Punishment on Reddit and laughs at lit bros being like "I imagined Natasya as hot, would not bang in this film. 3/10"