Charlie Kirk’s killer turning out not to be a trans person and the Right blaming his death on trans people anyway is both extremely depressing and totally unsurprising.

Soooo . . . Groyper?

No he wasn’t. That isn’t true.

The day before the 40th anniversary of the original Super Mario Bros 👀

Yeah, this is literally just Great Replacement conspiracy theory bullshit. There’s no other way to interpret this.

My favorite genre of post is people calling random things they dislike “communism”

The stereotype of the “Hollywood liberal” is funny because of how many Hollywood-types are actually conservative dipshits.

They’re really going to do the whole “that is going to happen, you’re overreacting” thing forever aren’t they? Doesn’t matter how many times these people are wrong they’re still going to keep saying it.

Mark Cuban once again proving there are no good billionaires

Why didn’t Nixon just call Watergate fake news and refuse to leave office? Was he stupid?

Jimmy Fallon? The only thing he should host is a parasite!

It’s genuinely pathetic how quickly nearly every major institution in America is capitulating to tyranny. America talks such a big game about defending against tyranny and the moment it happens everyone just gives in immediately. Absolutely disgraceful.

C, E, and F

I loved Superman but afterwards I fell into a deep depression that lasted several days. Apparently I’m so miserable that I can’t handle uplifting movies.

Last year a guy killed a health insurance CEO and people cheered and she really presents abolishing medical debt as something people would hate lol

The responses to these are always funny to me because 1) It’s funny how many people have apparently never seen a truly bad movie and 2) How many people just have bad taste in movies lol The one that’s coming to mind for me is Jurassic Shark but there are a lot of possibilities

“Nightmare Vacation: I went to Greece and all they had was Greek food!”

Are we talking about the quality of the film or its inappropriateness for a date? If it’s the the latter then Funny Games.

I think people are missing the point here. It’s not that the ICO or FIFA have moral objections. It’s that the Trump’s policies may make it impossible for the Olympics or World Cup to function.

Turns out Nicki Minaj was wrong. Starships weren’t meant to fly.

This is technically true, but it's funny that it's only due to them losing $4 billion during the PS3 era.

So fucking predictable

I hate that growing out of things you enjoyed as a kid is a natural part of becoming an adult but actually learning how to be a functional adult isn’t. You just slowly lose the joy you once had for certain things but actually learning to do adult things takes significant effort.

A hate crime on day one of Pride Month is probably not a good omen

I feel like this is the result of education no longer being about learning and just about fulfilling certain requirements so that you can graduate and get a job. It’s treated as an obstacle and not an end in and of itself.

Conservatives and getting mad at things that never happen. Name a more iconic duo.

They hate women, peace, and security

Me to all my squad mates in the Mass Effect games when the games try to force me into a relationship with them for just talking to them.

9% of Americans having a positive view of the Black Plague is so funny. I would love to hear the reasoning behind that.

I expect a lot of “I was just following orders” defenses in the future

I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone complaining about “doomerism” or “nihilism” actually provide any reason why having a negative outlook of the world is wrong. It always just boils down to them dismissing people’s concerns and calling them annoying.

*Trump does exactly what he said he was going to do and causes an economic meltdown* “Of course I don’t regret my vote. There’s no possible way anyone could have know this would happen!”

Turns out having a country run by a cult led by the stupidest man alive is a bad idea

“If I shoot myself enough times my bullets are bound to bounce off and hit someone else!”

What I hate about the stock market is that it doing well doesn’t necessarily mean average people’s lives will get better, but it doing poorly absolutely means their lives will get worse.

lol it all just keeps getting worse

Actually, the prices in Europe are similarly high (€470 and £396 for the UK). Which means that the Switch 2 will likely cost even more with the tariffs. I’m not sure why Japan’s price is lower, though.

I think we need to give up on the idea that these people will ever see the error of their ways. If the death of your own child won’t change your mind then nothing will.

You know how I know Zelenskyy isn’t a dictator? Because Trump and Elon don’t like him.

Do they have a designated sadist who designs the extremely hard bonus levels in Super Mario games?

I’m going to start replying to every joke post with “how can you joke at a time like this?!” and every serious post with “lighten up!”

Dino Crisis remake 😔

Trump is going to cause a recession his first year back in office lol

“Doing the same thing over and over will lead to different results”. That’s how that phrase goes, right?

Jesus fucking Christ what an abject failure this country is