That was huge!

Flyers down 4-1. Time to put Stubbs in goal….

Ipswich! Promotion!! Again!!! Need this one to stick this time…… ⚽️⚽️⚽️

Marchan is the rally killer. He needs to sit. Bring in Stubbs!

Flyers win the Pennsylvania Cup!

Lh’98? Pretty shells

Phillies + Mets = ~$700m 2026 payroll Phillies + Mets = 18 wins Cincinnati Reds = ~$130m 2026 payroll Cincinnati Reds = 18 wins Happy freakin Monday. 🫤

Loud noises? Those are called ‘Boos’! Better buckle up Buttercup. They will only get louder!

Big Dogz Gotta Eat!!

The Phillies desperately need to find some secret sauce at this point…..

#TacoTuesday 🌮🌮🌮 apple.news/ALktfvtSSStG...

Few things warm the Felonious DJTs heart quite like attacking San Francisco. Attacking SF, pedophilia and threatening genocide are definitely all in the top 5.

Whoopsie! apple.news/ADeHVIP_gRf2...

As seen in Bridgeport, CA on the way home from Mammoth Mountain. Thanks Obama!

Johan Rojas should definitely try to get a refund on the performance enhancing drugs he’s accused of taking. Phils scored 14 runs so far today, but he’s a pathetic 0-6 at the top of the lineup. This team will actually get better if he gets suspended for 80 games….

From Dumb to Dumber apple.news/Au8Jur_qoTgG...

Just like Venezuela, Trump’s got to be thinking at this point that he’s going for the oil in Iran. That Middle East private bank account won’t fill itself up you know….

Pretty sure that for Hegseth, he goes by the credo of “an unused weapon is a useless weapon”. Also pretty sure he’s planning to use up most of the inventory — and at the same time buy defense stocks since he knows he’ll be placing some huge orders to replenish.

Cornyn vs. Paxton. A total piece of shit vs. such a rancid total piece of shit that it makes maggots sick. And these are the people that get elected in Texas….. …and I guess I’m rooting for the regular old total piece of shit in this one….

Imagine rooting for John Cornyn….

Happy Friday! Where’s my refund???

America 2026.

Tariffs have gotten applied - and increased - instantaneously. Refunds? Not so much….. I know I will never get a single nickel back (since the penny is now kaput), but that also gives me license to bitch and moan until the day this ginormous ahole descends to the underworld for all eternity.

Where’s my refund?!?!

Supreme Court rejects Trump's tariffs as illegal import taxes - Los Angeles Times Justices Clarence Thomas, Samuel A. Alito and Brett M. Kavanaugh dissented. (ie they are bootlicking sycophants who will let him do almost anything). Now — how do I go about getting all my money back?

Cartoon by @andertoon.bsky.social.

250th Anniversary This is your official notice that you now have only 5 months to be able to remember and pronounce these words with ease. Semiquincentennial Sestercentennial Bisesquincentennial Bicenquinquagenary Or you can kind of cheat and just go with this version: Quarter Millennial

Interview with Satan’s butt plug.

We are literally running a war out of a country club, and most likely making sure members are better informed than congress as things unfold.

Trump may be signaling to Putin “see - this is how it’s done”.

Guess we are going for full immediate regime change in Venezuela. Wonder if we have plans to install a puppet, who will then “legally” allow us to take all the oil. Maybe we’ll pay in Trump crypto so we can say we didn’t steal it.

Looks like we are ‘Pearl Harboring’ Venezuela, with a little Seal Team 6 action added in for good measure.

NORAD has confirmed there is a sleigh with 8 cloven footed Caribou that is moving in an erratic pattern on the far side of the globe. The War Department has also now confirmed they will shoot to kill, and not ask questions, in the event of any violation of our sovereign airspace.

We are bound together by tradition. Behold! The Feast of the One Fishes!

Happy Beaujolais Nouveau Day! 🍷

F* Dallas Go Birds!

A very rough week. Not the worst, but clearly not the best. A night that calls for drastic measures. I will be having a bottle of port for dinner, and I’m starting the evening with one of my favorite movies - Big Night. That movie either explains so much about me to you - or explains nothing at all.

It’s my ball! Mine!

I could never be a championship sports figure — because of the gluten. No other reasons that I can think of….

What a game, what a game, what a game! NL East Champs!

Too bad, so sad.

Sometimes you win. Sometimes you lose. And sometimes you clinch hours later right after the EAGLES beat the Chiefs!

M-O-R-E O-T-T-O K-E-M-P

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Step 1: Complete! 2-0 Victory

48 hours to kickoff, but who’s counting…

Walk it off!

Sources: MLB planning for Phillies-Twins matchup in August 2026 Field of Dreams game - Philadelphia Inquirer

Not fun! www.sfgate.com/travel/burni...

Zack says he’ll be back!