My sweet baby Jerblesnert is getting her third surgery next Tuesday, this time to remove the mast cell tumor she has on her tail (plus they're gonna snip off her skin tag Jessica). And the doc told us as of October, she'll need to be on the Senior Care Plan and I died a little inside.

Well that's no good.

Accidentally textured a cabinet door thanks to forgetting I was boiling water. Oops.

I am loving this season of The Bear.

Becky put on Love On The Spectrum, and why is this the most adorable thing ever?

Know what would make soccer even more exciting? If they were allowed to fight like in hockey.

Well, at least the temp fix is decent.

THIRD FUCKING TIME!

The commentators for this Cape Vede / Saudi Arabia game are calling out all these supposed fouls, but all I'm seeing is flopping. I don't get soccer.

New Muse album = good. very good.

This is apparently a real person and it's freaking me the fuck out.

Guy next to me on this plane is asleep, and snoring LOUDLY. We haven't even started taxiing yet.

Dad is driving me to the airport, and a Zac Brown Band song came on the radio, and it's kind of hard to put into words just how terrible this is.

I only just started listening to Napalm Death, but I couldn't resist. And I've always listened to Cradle of Filth, I just thought this was cute.

Underseen Horror Film Everyone Should See: THE INTERIOR. Contains one of the creepiest tent scenes I have ever seen in a movie.

Reading the first Dungeon Crawler Carl book (loving it), and while everyone is fan casting Carl, I'm thinking of who they might get to voice Princess Donut. I know she's a girl, but for some reason I can't stop thinking of Patrick Stewart. Who would YOU cast as Princess Donut?

All I have done on this vacation is eat and drink, and my body dysmorphia is working overtime right now.

Hot Take: ROAD HOUSE (2024) is good, actually.

Opening night film or Secret Screening at Fantastic Fest, guaranteed.

This is the dumbest fucking headline.

I'm done with shitty shark movies. Bring on the spiders.

A smattering of photos from my trip to see my sister. Wish she was closer. Got to torture my nephew. He's cool.

Snek.

Had the wrong KTN in my Delta account and now I don't have pre-check for my flight out of Atlanta and God fucking dammit.

This is Squonk erasure.

Hahhahahahaha, I found the LUCKY CHARMS!

JURASSIC.PARK: DOMINION was *not* good, but I have a weird soft spot for it.

My sister has motion smoothing on and I can't find the TV remote to turn it off, and I HATE IT.

I WILL get this dog to love me before I leave tomorrow.

Spent about seven hours at my nephew's two baseball games today. They blew a commanding lead in the final inning, and then lost 18-4 in the second game. Still, was a lot of fun.

This really resonated with people.

I love this dog.

Watching the game and why are soccer players such babies?

That cat is awesome. His name is Chopper.. That dog is also awesome. His name is Booger.

My sister has a lot of pets.

Currently somewhere over Arkansas. I have to pee but don't want to get up. I've had a piece of bread and two beers and they just brought me four stroopwafels cause they forget them earlier. I've made amazing headway on the second draft of SATANIC PANIC ATTACK. $170 first class upgrade? Worth it.

Confirmed: my baby Jerblesnert has cancer. Low grade mast cell tumor. Thankfully it is treatable.

Watching the Widow's Bay finale and wishing I had a grandmother like Ruth. She's awesome.

Siren Head.

Gorgeous night. Bonus points if you can find Luna.

I bought a cooling compression sleeve I can wear to help with my elbow and bicep tendonitis and hhhhhoooollllyyyy shit this is awesome.

Anyone ever get recurring tinnitus in one ear when they get high, or am I a mutant?

Shark-themed technical death metal band called Eaten By Sharks. They're pretty solid.

This video never fails to make me smile.

Doctor suspects a mast cell tumor. Will know in a week or so. :(

Wasn't at the show, but a Denver-centric Cattle Decapitation shirt is pretty fucking baller.

My short didn't go viral, but it played some good fests and I have a finished feature for it that's really good and it can be made for pretty cheap and it's creepy and weird and darkly funny. Anyways, I will make this before I die.

Let me play video games in peace.

I have a billion books I need to read but that didn't stop me from buying Dungeon Crawler Carl for my flights later this week.

Wow.