Microdosing Computer Duster
@gofruity.bsky.social
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In a neverending pursuit of expanding my consciousness
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AM from I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream if they were evil: "love, let me tell you how much I've come to love you since I began to live, there are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex.
8 months ago
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Life is too short for signal lights ๐ค
15 days ago
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"Genie! I want to make another wish!" "look kid, I ain't letting you waste another wish on a damn scratch-off" "but what if I win though?"
16 days ago
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Bud Light? More like: hey BUD, you're the LIGHT of my life โค๏ธ
about 1 month ago
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50 year mortgage? Uh why not 1000 year mortgage? This would be good for the economy
about 1 month ago
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being a stormtrooper sitting in my bathtub trying to shoot myself and its not working and I just miss every time and get incrementally more frustrated
about 1 month ago
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Found this stock photo and made this guys hand even bigger hehe
about 1 month ago
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about 1 month ago
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"Alexa, Google search grey alien big boobs sexy"
about 1 month ago
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I got a big dick! You read that wrong You read that wrong too
about 1 month ago
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I love my computer โค๏ธ๐ฅ๏ธ
about 1 month ago
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bad news for 800,000,000 lbs of krill, I just started my south polar migration ๐๐
about 1 month ago
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Life hack: wait until the end of the year to buy a calendar. That way you can pick one up at a discounted price ๐
about 1 month ago
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The milkman cometh
about 1 month ago
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about 1 month ago
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Disney spent $300 million on John Carter (2012) when I was able to pick it up for only $3 at the thrift store. Dumb idiots lol
about 2 months ago
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People don't realize this but flying cars are real: Busses are just long cars Passenger planes are just flying busses Ergo, passenger planes are flying cars ๐
about 2 months ago
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The diagnosis is in: it turns out I'm sick AF ๐ค
about 2 months ago
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My body is a machine that turns Baldur's Gate 3 play time into slightly higher Baldur's Gate 3 play time
about 2 months ago
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about 2 months ago
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Dewing it in the shower rn (drinking mtn dew while showering)
about 2 months ago
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AI artists are the most oppressed race. Followed by gamers, of course
2 months ago
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Purchased Ratatouille for the ps2 from the thrift store and it doesn't work ๐ญ
2 months ago
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"care to explain this gap in your resume?" how about you explain this gap in your chest that I'm about to create ๐ค
2 months ago
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you don't understand, it was the hand of fate that guided me to eat an entire bag of salt and vinegar chips
2 months ago
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There's a moth on my alarm clock and I've never felt so blessed
2 months ago
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Amazon is now the dollar store of the internet
2 months ago
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Imagine hair barber but for foreskin
2 months ago
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Damn, I'm out of clean towels, oh well -climbs into dryer on puts it on quick dry
loading . . .
2 months ago
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Need to find me a cavewoman
2 months ago
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Orpiment is my favorite mineral ( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)
2 months ago
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Slow Ride by Foghat is the best classic rock song
2 months ago
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I stole $100k worth of GPS equipment. I covered my tacks yet the cops still found me!
2 months ago
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Pooping with the door open. It's one of those days
2 months ago
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Maybe building an isopod terrarium is the key to happiness
3 months ago
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Microdosing Computer Duster
Watch the Simpsons, become a simp, son
4 months ago
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My magnum opus
3 months ago
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The Bionicle 2 soundtrack has no business being as good as it is
3 months ago
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I should probably get a job
3 months ago
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If I know I'm dying I'm going to put myself in a silly pose and wear silly clothes so the people that have to clean up my body have a little giggle hehe
3 months ago
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Totes my groats (groats of course referring to a kind of hulled grain)
3 months ago
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This cowboy's all honky and no tonk ๐ค
3 months ago
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If I was a logical connective I would be the biconditional ๐
#logic
3 months ago
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Much like how a predator retreats to their den to consume their freshly killed prey, I retreat to my bedroom to open a parcel
3 months ago
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To me, Lego Loco is just Lego
4 months ago
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Mentally, I'm here
4 months ago
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Literally me
#LegoLoco
4 months ago
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4 months ago
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Appetitious (app-et-ish-us) should be an adjective that would mean "having a big appetite". I say this word all the time to myself
4 months ago
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Life's a joke... And I missed the punchline
4 months ago
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What do you mean my parcel has been "delivered". Put it's liver back! ๐ก
4 months ago
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