Great email intro from my grandmother in law

Need

It should come as no surprise to anyone that I was an eye kid

Greetings

I did it

Fuck

Told @devingaffney.com I was making tomato pie for dinner and he looked at me like I had three heads

Oh hello

He may be a freak, but he’s my freak

Sharks I am asking for 5 million dollars www.oregonlive.com/realestate/2...

PHD drop out husband 🤝 wife who barely graduated HS

Happy to report that I won a vintage Gucci scarf for $15 😈

We watched Wild Things last night which was by far the horniest of all of the thrillers so far. Starting Single White Female tonight

Best seat in the house (under Bernard)

Very exciting Saturday night over here (making lowball eBay offers on silk scarves and vintage nightgowns)

Rainy day so I went grocery shopping and am deep cleaning the house. Some of this weeks produce haul—greens, mangoes, kiwis, and oranges not pictured

#WestVirginia lightening strike captured by photographer #DebbieParker Don't shelter beside trees in a storm!

I think they love me

@devingaffney.com and I have been watching nothing but bad 90s/early 2000s thrillers lately and it's been so fun

Sleepy son

There's so many but the earliest that comes to mind is getting an offer to move to Florida to become a full time model for the Home Shopping Network (lol)

We’re working from home today

Sage advice m.youtube.com/watch?v=4S37...

Me, Myself and I Green Light Kitty Kat

I underestimated the heat and did way too much physical stuff and got a killer headache and had to go pass out for 2 hours lol

The Oregon Coast is magical.

Thinking about tomato pie

Attn: Portland people

Sleeping with the big windows open tonight. I hope a bird comes and steals something off my desk

Father’s Day din

How can I not be obsessed with them when I walk into the living room and see this

Some Brian Walls greatest hits in honor of Father’s Day

Does anyone have any tips for making a bed while living with a chihuahua? Pls advise

Lazy day calls for lazy dinner (shrimp & grits)

Back on my bullshit

A support group for atproto WAGs

Finally caved and got an office chair so that I can fully enjoy this space

Part two now in effect (chicken has been spatchcocked and is dry brining)

I’m not a horse girl I’m an Animal Woman

A moment of appreciation for the fact that these are my natural nails please

@devingaffney.com brought me out for pancakes Getting a mani pedi in a little bit Weekend is off to a good start

Happy house 🌸

Decided on my roast chicken for Father’s Day dinner since it’s always a crowd pleaser. Step one (buttermilk brine) has begun

Husband brought me to the plant nursery early this AM, let me pick out whatever I wanted, and sent me off to work with a ham baguette and peanut butter cookie 🏆

Thank you marketplace gods 🙏

Trying to reply to emails

Hoping that the marketplace gods favor me today

This is actually extremely helpful