At the end of every year I pick a piece from our stock to keep and this is what I chose this year 🤓 A Victorian seal that belonged to a captain in the Royal Navy, Thomas Herbert. The seal is a wyvern with a severed hand in it's mouth with a Welsh motto that roughly translates to "to each their own".

Officially FINISHED working for the year! Get ready for a lot of shit posting over the next two weeks

We got our little one to howl tonight

Slow cooked a hunk of pork for nine hours in a miso broth for dinner

@devingaffney.com 👀

Top 10 chip for me

It really do be like that sometimes

We brought our friends out for a celebratory dinner to one of our regulars tonight and my drink came out with this note from my favorite bartender 🥲

Mom and dad @devingaffney.com

Finished the 3rd remaining workday of the year and developed a psoriasis outbreak on my eyelid 💯

Big if true

4 work days left

5 work days left ⏰

Them: Are you a fucking idiot or something? Me:

I hate this so much

eBay option to fight the other bidder in the parking lot like gentlemen

Look at my lawyer Dawggg I’m going to jail

Headed to the office

Should I switch my nail shape from almond to square for 2026? 🤔

Tomorrow starts the countdown.... 6 more workdays left for the year

Sometimes I buy an item of clothing that I know is gonna make Devin shake his head when he sees it for the first time. And I can tell you right now that this is going to be one of those items

Also I have been thinking of all of the fun stuff I am going to do on my winter break and I am SO excited. And if you're wondering my idea of fun is basically just home improvement projects and cooking new things 🤷‍♀️

Ok but ring lust aside I had such a nice day today. Bought some stocking stuffers for our family, wrapped presents, and went on a walk downtown with hubs and dogs. Headed to our weekly family dinner shortly :)

I love how extra puffy he looks after a bath

Manifesting for next year

Nothing worse then a holy grail piece you’ve been on the hunt for coming to market at a broke time in your life

Feeling sleepy and blue

I deserve an award for keeping my cool yesterday 🏆

Anyway.. booked a flight to go visit some girlfriends in Florida in January 🙂

Only seven workdays left this year until we close for a two week break! And boy do I need that break. Retail holiday burn out is real 🫠 I am commerced out.

Getting myself a stupid little flavored iced coffee to drink while I get my nails done and listen to my courtroom podcast 💅

Get yourself friends who randomly text you like this 🥲

Husband taking me to a Christmas tree farm today to cleanse my spirit

Unfortunate update

My friend came over to watch a movie so I threw a little dinner together! Roasted chicken with an ancho and achiote rub.

Please send me good estate sale vibes for tomorrow because how damn good would that leopard look next to the fireplace?

New lampshades just dropped

Post crash out mood

An ad for an estate sale near me came up and I am rearranging my entire schedule to go to it. But like I need this leopard statue?

My spotify wrapped is way too embarrassing to post

Midlife crisis Ronnie unlocked

I picked the little one up to snuggle on the couch and he jumped off to go sit with his big brother. I love how much they love each other

Sometimes you need to crash out on a Tuesday night

Mostly I feel so sad when I think of my best friend but sometimes I feel so angry at her that she left me here. This wasn't part of our deal!

A friend of my best friend just DMed asking if they could call me because they just found out she died Doesn't get any easier

I’m…. tired

TFW you’re a mamas boy and dad is petting you @devingaffney.com

Shopify backend is down 🙃 today of all days lol

Physically I am in my house in Portland, OR 👎 Mentally I am drinking a fishbowl at a pirate themed bar on the boardwalk of Wildwood, NJ 😎

She bought a pair of sunglasses at the salon