sorry bout the posts.

Every settlement a city has with a citizen brutalized by police violence, needs to come directly out of the capped payroll budget that local PD department.

friday night flu shot make shoulder ouchie 😔

My neck, My back, My chudler and my crack.

Im in the middle of watching Good Boy, and pause to go change out my laundry. When Im walking back to my trailer in the dark, my neighbor surprised me, and says there is an off leash dog hanging out right outside my door. Buddy has no collar, and is a wary of me, but seems otherwise pretty chill.

shittin, fartin, cryin, dyin

As I approach 40, thinking about shaking things up. What if I was a thong guy?

@bencollins.bsky.social BREAKING: WH Chief of Staff; Stephen Miller: "President Trump does in fact break wind. He does it powerfully. He exerts his wind amongst cabinet members, to establish dominance. And let the record state, those members say the scent is reminiscent of the rose garden."

@danielobrien.bsky.social : Alfred Molina stan account, and fucked up fortune cookie giver outer.

an ever-shifting kaleidoscope of touching and genuine sentiments and inquiries, hollowly ironic nonsense, evolving callbacks and memetic in-jokes, self-serving plugs and other exercises in imagination or subversion.

Counting or not counting gang violence?

"How Are the Very Rich Feeling About New York’s Next Mayor?" A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons. Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.

Sleeping in my QotSA shirt, hoping for peyote speed dreams of that Harley ride around the outlying towns of Vegas...

Alien Earth and Twisted Metal both riding out this week on Smashing Pumpkins... coincidence, or something sinister... stinks like republican fuckery

Sage wisdom from a real one.

I'm an anarchist and, while I am not a communist, hating on communists is for dorks and losers

The Blob looks better than most body horror movies in the last 20 years. Not being even remotely sarcastic.

hear me out, the manosphere is a culture created by and for constipated men. they fear the good feeling they get from a healthy, fiber full deuce. because good butt feeling is gay. thus, we must weaponize metamucil into the culture war.

He said "Ill throw myself away, they're just photos after all".

mumbled "have a nice day" to the cornerstore teller and he replied "namaste", and my undercaffinated mind started to mutate.

God damn. Weapons is a whole lot of fun. Tense, twisty, and terrifying, in a fresh way that only horror seems to achieve these days. Looking forward to a rewatch that I can properly critique.

Introducing my new podcast/onlyfans/gooning venture: Pullin Pud with Purdy Pete. Links in bio

Oh, you dont like how everything is shit, and there is no hope for the future? Blame the marxist-communists for the last 100 years. Accept Jesus as your savior. And capitalism is the only thing that will save us. #alllivesmatter

This poor son of a bitch

@gamefullyun.bsky.social so yeah, the 'joke' hasn't been funny for a long time. I'll figure out a change soon

I felt this strange relief watching this. an obvious scammer saying what everyone knows is true. as the entire world is drowning is grifters and bullshit artists, this feels like catching a breath

giving unc sam the 👊 till he 💧

suckin jesus' dick in the name our heavenly mother, lady liberty 🗽

Gagging, choking, and coughing up this decades long parade of middle manager cum, pleading for a unpaid half day off to go to urgent care, for my bleeding esophagus. Paying out of pocket, hoping these coupons might offset some of my lost wages.

construction sickos setting alarms like

Yeah my job is pretty cool. My uniform is a tactical vest that’s two sizes too small and a gaiter I bought in a gas station. They send me to sneak into schools to kidnap little kids because people got mad about having to press 1 for English. The president had to warn everyone to stop spitting on me.

Please report this knob for the various death threats in his replies

A fella and I went for a hike at a lake and the woods today. First +70° day in Olympia this spring. First hookup in a sea of sword ferns.

No, the Democratic Party isn't losing because it's Too Woke:

got a mf job today after a 6+ month layoff. Lfg

I get to spend 8 hours tomorrow and 8 hour on Saturday with a classroom full of maga types, an libertarians. Any tips to keep my head from esplodin?

Ok The Pitt, I am already stressed about fuckin everything, and you are not helping.

French MP demands the US 'give us back the Statue of Liberty'

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Save the funeral expenses. Rent a wood chipper and aim it at the nearest Democrat, and use my body to paint them a picture.

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, Señor?

So anyway, ACAB. youtu.be/VUb450Alpps?...

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Lotta heilo activity at JBLM south rn

Are liberals still saying we need to meet in the 'center' with the facisits, and blaming the leftists for not endorsing that losing strategy? Can someone give me some smelling salts, if the DNC decides to lift thier boot off my neck?

wow that sounds disorienting as hell, i'll take 43 forms of it thanks