Straight Outta the Westerns
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The cowboy ripped from time
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"Been 'round an awful long time. N'a got plenty o'memories." Crook McCaba, an OC for
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"Ah ain't gonna charge a Lil Lady for her non-boozybeverages at m'bar."
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Points at the reader. "Stick 'em up."
3 months ago
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"You ain't got no tab, Nan's."
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3 months ago
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"Ah mean. Ah don't serve folks who don't understand self control. Else they get hurt, then that's ma problem."
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"Sarpsarilla's like old root beer there Nan's."
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"That'd getcha two bottles of sarsparilla o'er down at the shop."
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Cowboys. Nuff said.
about 1 year ago
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". . . Huh. S'pose cyborgs ain't all that weird."
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over 1 year ago
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Staring off into the distance with a cigarette between his lips. He seems forlorn, the perfect subject for a candid since he's always naturally just posed up for some reason.
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A cup of coffee for the stranger?
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A glass o' Terrazas fer the lady. A glass o'wine so fine only the most darlin' ladies ever get t'drink it. [Now he'd take his seat, hand running through flattened hat hair.]
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Cyborg? Hardly. [Once he'd finished the pour he'd lift his finger up, blowing on it like a gun.] S'good ol' wild west trickery. Or. Ya know. Magic.
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Well she's hardly as beautiful as y'are. But she do got tons of work put into her. [He'd find his way to the side of the table, pouring a glass of wine out of his index finger.]
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". . . Those yer arms sir?"
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[Keeps his aesthetic going with the dusty saloon vibe.] Well she ain't nothin' too fancy. Just a passion project
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[Carrying her straight to his bar/restaurant/living quarters. He's gonna have to close up for a bit.]
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[Aaaaand heel turn.] S'pose it'd be quicker if ah just. . . [And he's scooped her up in his arms like a bride.]
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Both love n'hate the multiverse.
over 1 year ago
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[Not that he'd ever complain But what to do for her. . .]
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over 1 year ago
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Here me out. Hamburger.
over 1 year ago
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Then why don't you get that sweet rear o'yours in here
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over 1 year ago
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Ya mean right in m'arms? Guarantee that's where y'wanna be.
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over 1 year ago
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Coruse there's only one'a ya. They can't clone perfection.
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Makes yer words feel special when it's just you, ya know.
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over 1 year ago
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So long as it's only you calling me that.
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over 1 year ago
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Well names Crook but. . . You can just call me dear if y'want.
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It'd be right silly o'me to deny you.
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over 1 year ago
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Might as well be. Could rule the world with them sweet lips.
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over 1 year ago
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[He'd lift his hat atop her head.] Stay perdy, princess.
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over 1 year ago
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[With a soft laugh he'd pull back.] Mission accomplished.
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[Leaning even closer, removing hat and hiding their faces as he steals a quick kiss.]
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Well ain't that a sweet look fer ya. Rosy as can be. [A swift wink.] Maybe ah can sweeten this here deal a tad?
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over 1 year ago
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Gotta put m'best foot forward fer a gal like you. [Leaning closer with a toothy grin.] Course ah can always work a Lil harder.
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over 1 year ago
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Can't say ah don't enjoy bein' handsome. Specially if it's fer you, sweetheart.
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over 1 year ago
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Fella's just gotta show some 'preciation where it's due. Not er'ry day you get to witness true beauty.
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over 1 year ago
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Well ah can say the same 'bout you girl. A sight perdier than th'mornin' sun risin' 'bove.
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over 1 year ago
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Howdy miss Janet.
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over 1 year ago
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Cowboy π«‘
over 1 year ago
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Looks mighty tasty.
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Your Local Clown π€‘ I have nothing to do with these SL groups I just happen to follow so many accounts associated with them. Yall do good work it's hard not to wanna witness it.
over 1 year ago
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"What in tarnation is going on now?!" Don't mind him, his bar is missing a door.
over 1 year ago
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"Once went toe t'toe wit' a dragon. Wrastled with it til it scorched m'ass n'ah had t'strategucally evacuate. By blowin'er to bits."
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The Local Clown π€‘ I've never really had to go about being careful about my accounts and whatnot but I am trying to keep my followers to those who are above the age of 18. The content matter of my account isn't really 18+ but it's just for my own comfort really.
over 1 year ago
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"The problem with teleoprtin' via dust clouds is. . ." Patting his clothing only to release a large cloud of dust. ". . . That y'get darn dust e'rrywhere."
over 1 year ago
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@bewitchingforms.bsky.social
A kiss to the back of the hand.
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